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  • awwww. i love my dogs and cat. i go through separation anxiety at school, i swear...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:10pm
  • lmao.

    Submitted by SamFisher on Jan 26, 10 at 7:38am
  • Duuude me too. Except with my dog. I love her so much that I almost start to cry when I think about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:15pm
  • June 11 3:28 a.m. Rofl, fucking hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:22am
  • I said one time to my fiance "I wonder what moomoo is doing'" needless to say he looked at me and said 'It's a cat!" boo glad to see others have the same ideas I do I personally wanted a web cam hooked up hehe I not found of kids but kitties are my family.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:58am
  • i know what you mean! like sometimes I will swerve to hit a cat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:51pm
  • dude i feel the same way. i actually won't sleep over sometimes because i'd rather be home with my cat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:22pm
  • My dog has pay-as-you-go...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:34pm
  • this will be me in a few months :|

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:11pm
  • I wish the same thing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:59pm
  • If it makes you feel any better, I feel the same way about my dog. It's gotten to a point where I have my mom put the phone next to the dog's ear so I can talk to her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:07pm
  • my cat got hit by a car on the weekend, i wish i could tell her i love her one last time :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:13pm
  • I know exactly what you mean. When I'm at work I get sad because I miss my cat so much. We're totally Quagmire and James.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:12pm
  • Solution: embedded Twitter shock-collar application. Twitter your way to kitty brain damage!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:09pm
  • ohhh man ive always been the same way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:22am
  • I hope Karma do their part on you people.. I dont imagine my life without my cat, i got 13 years with him...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:16pm
  • cats are oftentimes better than people. i miss my dead cat more than my dead grandmother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:19pm
  • This will be me in a few months... =( 9:51- KARMAAAAAAA! 10:50- LMAO!!! Now that I think about it, that would probably be true which would make me sad. lol 11:13- That's so sad... I'm sorry. =(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:43am
  • @ 9:07 YES me too. @ 9:51, i hate you. @ 9:55 LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:59pm
  • First, LOL at 3:16AM Second, owning a cat lowers your chances of seeing my pussy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:26am
  • omg that is soo precious and sad...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:47pm
  • 9:51 - you are going to find that karma can be an evil bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:14pm
  • Seriously, if any of you are guys then you should reconsider your place in life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:55pm
  • aww.. i wish my dog could talk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:42am
  • sadly... me too :( left my cat at home when i went off to school. unfortunately kitty does not have opposable thumbs so this plan would not work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:07pm
  • i wish my dog could text... but he doesn't love me any more because he thinks i abandoned him when i went to school... :*(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:01pm
  • People with cats suck, those who wish they could talk to their cats are even worse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:58pm
  • I wish I can text you pussy too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:13pm
  • I didn't like cats until I got mine. They're actually more loyal to dogs, they only like their owner and no one else

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:18am
  • Me too!!! I miss him so much :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:47pm
  • i love most animals but cats totally suck! they are fucking useless you cant even take them on walks and people who are obsessed with their cats are fucking losers!! i've stopped seeing girls because of their cat obsession and i will never date a girl with a cat again!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:11am
  • Guys who love their cats are the best. I'm always strangely drawn to guys who miss/love their cat...it's just so sweet!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:26am
  • Having been up since 3am due to the sound and feeling of my cats having a claws-out fight on my duvet, I think cats suck. I'd like to text them that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:25am
  • This is only funny because any man over the age of eighteen has dated a bitch so dumb that he got a text like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:50am
  • 9:51...FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:57am
  • this is sweet and all, and i understand that people love their pets, but this is NOT FUCKING FUNNY. throw something a little more clever at me, tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:35am
  • oh but cats are totally bitches and would read the text and not reply. they'd totally pretend they are above your texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:50pm
  • That's adorable (: 1:42AM : DOUG FROM UP!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:50pm
  • swear to god I think I sent this text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:47am
  • this made me laugh! and i definitely wish the same thing. and to tell him to make sure the house doesnt get robbed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:09pm
  • not a big cat fan, but i know how you feel, when im at work i talk about my dog like shes my actual child and show pictures to everyone. yeah im crazy, i admit it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:12am
  • Seriously?!?!?! It's a freaking cat- I don't even get that way with my boyfriend!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:41pm
  • Me, too! I miss him tons during the day, and I know he misses me, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:06pm
  • Me too....

    Submitted by rosey13 on Jul 11, 10 at 3:09am
  • adrian? i know that's you, you freak

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:39pm
  • this girl i know had an iphone app where she could view her webcam at home on her phone, and she would keep an eye on her dog all day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:15pm
  • I wished this a few years ago! I miss my little silk kitty so much :( if I could do anything to let her know how loved she is then I would. *sigh*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:28am
  • Michelle, is that you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:35pm
  • that is the gayest thing I have ever read. seriously, get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:42am
  • This is the kind of thought that takes a semi normal person and makes them persona non grata. If you really believe this don't ever say it out loud it makes you that crazy cat person.

    Submitted by janesaddiction on Oct 16, 10 at 8:34am
  • I would get my cat unlimited texting so i could always reach her!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:21am
  • youre an idiot and i hate your cat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:28am
  • i literally just turned around to my cat and went "I WISH I COULD TEXT YOU TOO!" after reading this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:03pm
  • I talk to my dog on speakerphone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:28am
  • you all are fucking crazy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:15am
  • 1113 wtf i hope your joking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:15pm
  • I have the same problem. I just love him so much

    Submitted by shelbyelizabeth on Aug 30, 10 at 5:45am
  • I really, really love my kitten. He is fucking adorable, and is the best kitten in the world. Talking about things I love makes me want to cry haha. He just got over being sick. Anyhow. Cats are amazing. I wish I could text him, I'll bet he'd have lots to say. He loves to chitter and chat at me during the day. :D I meow back. I'm just that awesome. And I love my cat more than anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:56am
  • Awwwww! I totally feel that way about my kitty, too. She is my fur-baby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:14pm
  • when i'm at work i call my dog and talk to her over the answering machine. I'm pretty sure this confuses the fuck out of her, but it makes me feel better!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:33pm
  • all you haters must not have pets, or at least i hope you dont because you obviously dont like them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:16am
  • This text (and most of the comments) are the definition of loneliness.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 7, 12 at 3:20pm
  • i pictured this. and laughed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:49pm
  • Yeah, I don't know what I'm going to do when I go away to college in the fall. I'm going to miss my kitty. =[

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:15am
  • To the person who said "Anonymous said... People with cats suck, those who wish they could talk to their cats are even worse. June 10, 2009 10:58PM " and all the other haters go get f....d maybe the reason you say something like that is because you are an idiot and cats don’t f...ing like you. Also I think they got more brains than most humans, I got three cats and they got more brains and respect than most Humans I know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 6:34am
  • I wish I could too...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 7:22pm