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  • 34 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:39pm
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    I like that line..I fail at life, I guess.

  • 33 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:21pm
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    Ick. Generic porn sex lines are lame.

  • 25 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 10:22am
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    Dirty talk makes me horny as hell. Sure makes me wet;)

  • 27 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:17pm
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    Idk I think guys like that phrase more than girls do

  • 25 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:11pm
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    been there. done that. chugged a bottle of vodka afterwards.

  • 24 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:49am
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    Who in the fuck says you have to talk??? You should be able to tell if a girls 'likes that' by the response you get. It should be instinctive not interview time!

  • 26 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:20pm
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    I HATE stupid lines like that. In my opinion, nothing should be said after foreplay. One wrong word could ruin the whole thing, especially cheesy ass lines like this.

  • 21 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:54pm
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    I hate that! I agree with 12:16. Real dirty talk is sexy. Question for you girls that have been with "those guys" how do you even respond? I cant really think of something that isnt as awkward as the question itself.

  • 22 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:16pm
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    That isn't "dirty" talk real dirty talk can be fun.

  • 21 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:06pm
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    Yea that's horrible "dirty" talk. Such a turn off

  • 16 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:45am
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    im a girl and i looove dirty talk as long as its not lame like that line.

  • 18 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:31pm
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    I hated when my ex would say that to me!!!!! It's like yeah I like that or else I wouldnt be fucking you right now!!!

  • 17 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:05pm
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    I like it when guys say that...

  • 18 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:57pm
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    Hahahshahaha this shits so weak. But I would give him a couple thrusts with a hot curling iron as well!

  • 18 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:31pm
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    I agree with 12.16 too, dirty talk can be sexy and fun but only when its not lame... i prefer it during foreplay and then just moaning during sex haha

  • 15 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 9:29pm
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    Dirty talk can be hot...but this just screams "I love jacking off to bad porn." Ugh.

  • 14 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 10:27am
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    thats a guy that needs encouragement., poor dude.

  • 18 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:35pm
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    I actually like that line..

  • 15 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:18pm
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    booooooooooooooooring sex if they have to ask that

  • 16 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 10:06am
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    but they all still give it up to "that guy". Fucking whores

  • 14 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:06pm
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    I think I might have dated "that guy"

  • 15 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:27pm
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    i had to stop after he said it more than once... i couldn't take it.

  • 15 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:37pm
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    yeah, there shouldn't have to be verbal reassurance during sex.

  • 13 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:17am
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    i don't think there's anything wrong with it. and for all of you saying it's better to not say anything at all are so wrong! who wants sex without at least a little dirty talk? for those of you who said that...have you ever tried dirty talk? it makes it even better. also that does NOT mean they are bad in bed....trust me.

  • 12 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 9:02pm
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    Quiet sex is awkward...unless you have to cause of neighbours or whatever.

  • 12 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:56pm
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    I totally did that guy. I've actually said that to one of my friends... Still went back for more..

  • 11 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:00pm
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    Since he was in the bathroom by himself?

  • 13 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:47pm
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    you should be nicer to your dad

  • 12 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:07am
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    Hahaha I've done the same thing and thought those words exactly girl :P

  • 12 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 9:38am
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    I agree no talking just sounds of pleasure

  • 11 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:47pm
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    And yet you keep fucking him. Dumb whore.

  • 13 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:42pm
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    the guy I fucked did that to me too.. weird. same area code hahah

  • 9 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:06am
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    see, i likeee that..

  • 11 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:12pm
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    ur face with a curling iron

  • 13 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:11pm
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    I was in the same situation lol

  • 13 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:31pm
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    Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

  • 11 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 10:44am
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    Yeah, I was there last weekend. He kept saying that, then he pulled a classic line, "your pussy is about to punish my dick" hehehe

  • 8 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:41pm
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    914? I think I know this person. He's said the same to me and I thought the same thing to myself.

  • 10 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 9:02pm
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    "Question for you girls that have been with "those guys" how do you even respond? " Ummm...with "yes" or "no". Whichever is most relevant.

  • 8 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:37pm
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    haha very true 9:29!

  • 9 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:26am
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    it's very annoying. i hate dumb dirty talk as well.

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