His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
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gumdrops are f*cling gross
Of course you would Preppy...you're hungry.and fat
souns pretty fucking awesome. id ride that.
WTF are sour cashews? If you've ever had a rancid nut in your mouth-no pun intended- a sour cashew sounds nasty. No thanks. I'll take the cat food please.
I can't imagine that ride to be pleasant..a sticky bleeding mess..so maybe its accurate
I thought it was more like sour gumdrops and white cashews but that's my trip
Awwww, thanks you guys :-)