I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
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definitely thought this was talking about my stepsister.
That's what LJ said.
who the mother fuck is LJ
i would say, "that's what LJ said", but it sounds more like something someone would say to LJ.
Damn! That is one serious cum catcher!!
That's what I told LJ
Geez talk about loose pussy
Yeah, can't lose one of my Kobe's... No way in H E to the double L....
That is the funniest thing ever.
this was said about LJ not your step sister
I think I worked with that girl...
strange conversations... too high to read about this.
Bring your friend, two fists is still not enough for her to be happy...
Madison Elizabeth Holt.
Reppin' Idahoooo !
The chick with the worlds largest vagina can fit a football in there I looked it up don't badmouth me
This is by far one of the funniest texts that I have seen on here
It would be like throwing a skittles down a hallway