all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
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that is such a cop-out!
yes!!!! how'd ya know??
why would somebody from utah be texting somebody in texas about spoym?
What, no cunnilingus?
its the thought that counts!
Was it nicely wrapped, or just glopped into a Ziploc baggie?
Would rather have had him buy you someone else's jizz?
it's the thought that counts.
...in the form of progeny
to 9:46 its waco tx baylor ppl haha
its the gift that keeps on giving.
i second 6:21, i'd personally rather have him be smart enough to get me something other than jizz.
Hopefully it wasn't delivered via snowball...
the people who bitch about the area codes thing, like 9:46.
There's this thing, called college. and usually @ colleges, there are people from different states. and you don't just get your cell changed if you're just going to school. I live in md and my dad lives in texas and i have a texas # because it's on his plan yeeaaaa