all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
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that is such a cop-out!
why would somebody from utah be texting somebody in texas about spoym?
What, no cunnilingus?
its the thought that counts!
Would rather have had him buy you someone else's jizz?
yes!!!! how'd ya know??
Was it nicely wrapped, or just glopped into a Ziploc baggie?
its the gift that keeps on giving.
...in the form of progeny
i second 6:21, i'd personally rather have him be smart enough to get me something other than jizz.
Hopefully it wasn't delivered via snowball...
the people who bitch about the area codes thing, like 9:46.
There's this thing, called college. and usually @ colleges, there are people from different states. and you don't just get your cell changed if you're just going to school. I live in md and my dad lives in texas and i have a texas # because it's on his plan yeeaaaa
it's the thought that counts.
to 9:46 its waco tx baylor ppl haha