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  • i can't wait to use this line on somebody. or...just give a person a cuntpunch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:02pm
  • hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:38pm
  • best TFLN ever.And it's from my home state!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:15am
  • i could totally see ari gold saying this line hahaha .. the maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:19pm
  • hey I'm a ft. knox peep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:29am
  • too bad that doesn't make sense because how would he have granddaughters in the first place?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:17pm
  • sounds like an awesome job, but there's no way i'm moving to kentucky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:12pm
  • Only in Louisville I kinda wonder if this is at my place of employment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:10am
  • sometimes real life is better than TV

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:36am
  • This isn't a drunken night, it's a work story.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:24am
  • LMFAO. that. is. greattttttt ^-^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:55pm
  • Oh wow. I would die from laughing if I heard that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:20pm
  • i mean, the guy who told it to me said he worked at that place. i work down the street at some really crappy place. epic text, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:57pm
  • Hahahahahahaha, that's amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:06pm
  • how could you even have granddaughters if you were "cuntpunched" hard enough that two generations later they are still having miscarriages?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Sounds like something only Chuck Norris could do. Epic lols.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:03pm
  • i work at molly malone's. i had to hold onto the wall i was laughing so hard. my glasses fell off. it was great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:35pm
  • where the fuck do you work. lmao I wanna work there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:08pm
  • haha, gotta love the cuntpunch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:07am
  • Fort Knox Area keepin it real yo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:13am
  • life doesn't get any better than this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:44am
  • Keepin' it real in KY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:48pm
  • Hahahahahhaahahahah finiest post I have read in a long time

    Submitted by taKticalturtle on Jul 12, 10 at 12:16am
  • agreed, I would also like to work there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:33am
  • Oh My God. Amazing. This makes me want to move to America

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:05pm
  • hell yes for my hometown! gotta go hang around molly's more often..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:42pm
  • F'ing fantastic!!! LMFAO!!! Must be a great job!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:27pm
  • ha i live in louisvillle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:36pm
  • just added the word cuntpunch to my vocab. thank you god.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:08am
  • Hahahahahahahahaha truly my favorite one ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:19am
  • that is why I love molly malones FOREVER!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:17pm
  • Molly Malones the shit just like this tfln!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!! Louisville sux but the bars are good!! - 812'r

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:20pm
  • Way to go bringing logic into this... Anyone else seeing these two dressing up like The Blue Falcon and Dynomutt before giving some broad a Falcon Punch?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:46pm
  • HA HA HA HA HA. That's just awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:08pm
  • i am so going to steal that one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:24pm
  • FALCONN PUUUNNNCCCHHH!!!!

    Submitted by thatguy117 on Dec 9, 10 at 4:35pm
  • That's amazing. Better version:cuntpunch you so hard it'll travel back in time and give your grandparents misscarriages.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:09pm
  • rofl glorious vocabulary

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:56pm
  • HAHAHA...that's amazing...that has to be the funniest thing i've ever heard of someone saying in an office setting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:29pm