Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
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best TFLN ever.And it's from my home state!
i can't wait to use this line on somebody. or...just give a person a cuntpunch!
hey I'm a ft. knox peep
i could totally see ari gold saying this line hahaha .. the maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
I would die from laughing if I heard that.
sometimes real life is better than TV
i mean, the guy who told it to me said he worked at that place. i work down the street at some really crappy place. epic text, though.
too bad that doesn't make sense because how would he have granddaughters in the first place?
sounds like an awesome job, but there's no way i'm moving to kentucky
LMFAO. that. is. greattttttt ^-^
haha, gotta love the cuntpunch
Only in Louisville I kinda wonder if this is at my place of employment
Hahahahahahaha, that's amazing.
This isn't a drunken night, it's a work story.....
Sounds like something only Chuck Norris could do.
how could you even have granddaughters if you were "cuntpunched" hard enough that two generations later they are still having miscarriages?
i work at molly malone's. i had to hold onto the wall i was laughing so hard. my glasses fell off. it was great.
where the fuck do you work. lmao I wanna work there.
Oh My God. Amazing. This makes me want to move to America
life doesn't get any better than this
Fort Knox Area keepin it real yo
agreed, I would also like to work there.
i am so going to steal that one.
that is why I love molly malones FOREVER!
F'ing fantastic!!! LMFAO!!! Must be a great job!
Keepin' it real in KY!
ha i live in louisvillle
Molly Malones the shit just like this tfln!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!! Louisville sux but the bars are good!! - 812'r
HA HA HA HA HA. That's just awesome!
Hahahahahhaahahahah finiest post I have read in a long time
Hahahahahahahahaha truly my favorite one ever
hell yes for my hometown! gotta go hang around molly's more often..
just added the word cuntpunch to my vocab. thank you god.
Way to go bringing logic into this...
Anyone else seeing these two dressing up like The Blue Falcon and Dynomutt before giving some broad a Falcon Punch?
Better version:cuntpunch you so hard it'll travel back in time and give your grandparents misscarriages.
rofl glorious vocabulary
HAHAHA...that's amazing...that has to be the funniest thing i've ever heard of someone saying in an office setting.