i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
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LOL @ 12:46!! Love you
I swear that was my friend Ashley who text'd me that!
The only problem is it sorts everyone to Slitherin (slither-in)
This just conjures up all sorts of images I'd rather not think about
Mine is called Voldemort it's something we don't talk about.
it is old and worn out from every new student using it every year!
every freshman has been hitting it every year?
Nice Potter reference.
hahahah, I hope you shout the house names during sex.
hahahha this is just cracking me UP
but why the FUCK would you tell anyone that? guess her cauldron of shame is empty... (yeah, doesn't work, i know)
& hahahh @ 9:12
She uses sex as her way of judging guys.
can i name mine the deathly hallows?
the fact that it's so loose that i can put it on my head? or the fact that it talks when i do this?
if i recall, the sorting hat was big, leathery and talked. what is going on with your vag?
I have a waffle.
Slytherins have cunning tongues, Hufflepuffs are willing to work hard for it, Ravenclaws are always learning new things, and Gryffindors refuse to come until she does.
For those of you that have seen a very potter musical, I named my dick the scarf of sexual preference.
I adore Harry Potter references.
hahaha im still laughing
I call mine the goblet of fire when I don't shave for a couple days. I have red hair.
harry potter: he's got those magic fingers
Their sword comes out nice and clean?
ok, last one: luna LOVEGOOD!
Lolz whomping willow
I just renamed mine "the chamber of secrets". =D
or you could not have named your shit in the firstplace...
Haha, all good HP references :)
Though I understand the posters reerence, i wouldn't want my vag to be named after something old, used, and leathery either