Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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look on the bright side, dress still fits. Could be worse.
That's your problem. You got married to a guy still drinking boxed wine.
Grab yourself some sex with the ex. Cue a little bow-chicka-bow-wow music in the background.
Not in denial, unlike SOME people...
Let's just hope that you don't have a current husband.
This sounds like a bad country song.
sounds like you should still be together. hope you weren't a cheating whore and wrecked it, but if you were, joke's on him for taking you to dinner. If he cheated, move on !
sounds like you will be marrying your ex-husband, again, soon
Hangledangle makes a very valid point
you had to eat with your ex, drink box wine, put on an ugly dress and sleep on the floor. girl, re-evaluate priorities asap. you're backpeddling.
not a damn thing wrong with boxed wine, if I might say. :)
Ha ha! Get over it. I'm sure he wasn't at his place on his tux crying about you. He had more important thongs to do like get laid. By the way everyone she did cheat on me. She bought me dinner. No man passes a free meal.