you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
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As cheesy pickup lines go, that's not half bad.
Epic Win. Nuff said
Because he forgot he told you that. Stupid
I love albino penises in me
Oh oh oh. First! Zomglolwtfomgrotflmao
Lmao I respect this, but damn what a terribly awkward situation
I would so marry him.
God I love dumb ass chicks. You make the world go round
Hahahahaa.. Dumb ass bitch
Haha solid excuse
wow SOOOO fake.
Third. And lol
(818)prior to OP: I'm sorry but I have no short term memory, so how was the sex? What crazzzzzy things did I tell?
@8:34 who the hell gives a shit if it's fake. It's funny everytime somebody tells you something do you go wow so fake. Screw you tfln police and suck mah D
Hah! Fail. Both this text, and mr/ms. "first"
thats awesome lol
Holy crap that's original! Another one to the favorites! Haha
My bf always says "but it's cold"
No comments? First!
Sister youre telling me