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  • Submitted by GrammarPolice on Mar 30, 11 at 10:14am

    Or a doorstop...

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      Submitted by steven5441 on Mar 30, 11 at 11:05am

      And eventually, a bar of soap.

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    Submitted by colan08 on Mar 30, 11 at 11:30am

    What about rear deliveries...?

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    Submitted by weatherford on Mar 30, 11 at 11:48am

    That would help out the Maury show greatly

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    Submitted by anonymouse4 on Mar 30, 11 at 11:53pm

    What you need is a STOP sign...or at least a "Closed for Cleaning" sign

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    Submitted by thirrteen on Mar 30, 11 at 11:00am

    Or a credit card machine

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      Submitted by Romulus1969 on Mar 30, 11 at 12:10pm

      they already have a slot for that.

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    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 30, 11 at 10:31am

    I'll be your bouncer

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    Submitted by whiteknave on Mar 30, 11 at 5:04pm

    Sounds like you need a health inspection for your vagina.

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    Submitted by LOKi355 on Mar 30, 11 at 1:53pm

    Would you like my John Hancock?

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    Submitted by naughtytime on Mar 30, 11 at 4:57pm

    there's an app for that!

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    Submitted by SALIA on Mar 31, 11 at 2:39am

    Great comments everybody!!

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    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Mar 30, 11 at 11:27am

    Skank. :V

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    Submitted by Spartan_Prick on Mar 31, 11 at 12:16pm

    Lmao of course she's from NoVa lmao... Sometimes I actually like living here lol

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    Submitted by jbrand on Mar 30, 11 at 10:00pm

    Nasty

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    Submitted by GinTasticMofo on Apr 5, 11 at 11:51pm

    that's a mad idea... then the doctor can sign it as he goes in to treat one of several infections you've acquired

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    Submitted by robbieman317 on Apr 11, 11 at 4:16pm

    Good girl ;)

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    Submitted by gunner4u on Mar 31, 11 at 12:39am

    DIB ON FIRST!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by DReyeoftheTiger on Mar 30, 11 at 1:36pm

    Dibs to sign in first!!!

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      Submitted by rimmion on Mar 30, 11 at 6:50pm

      A little late aren't you?

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    Submitted by powerstroke on Mar 30, 11 at 11:26pm

    Slut

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    Submitted by WeGotTheClap on Mar 30, 11 at 11:54am

    I didn't realize the generic for Valtrex was a sign in sheet...

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    Submitted by bee222 on Mar 31, 11 at 12:21am

    I didn't know when i looked up the definition for slut your pic would be next to it

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      Submitted by harley07babe on Mar 31, 11 at 1:48am

      The 80's called. They said you could keep their joke, it was lame back then too.