You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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I love jersey shore, it's my guilty tv pleasure
Fuk h8 aville niggrs
Wow please do the world a favor, don't reproduce.
OP is retarded as fuck. Who gets dropped off
at a party by themselves, hoping someone
will be able to pick them up later. Especially
when you're dealing with Guidos and
just went to a jersey shore party in the 708 !
Fuck Jersey Shore and all those fake ass motherfuckin italian wannabes
O please I live in jersey, guidos are a dime a dozen and a lot of them are insanly emotional pussies.
italians shouldn't brees
Why is everything on here about jersey shore party in the USA or d-bag high school kids talkin about their first sexual experience...deleting app now
How big of a homosexual you are is directly correlated to how many times you post "first".
Reminds me of that text about a rock of love themed party. Hmmm?
yeah and I bet you have a big ol crabby bush too
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT JERSEY SHORE. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT
I love jersey shore, it's my guilty tv pleasure!
I'm watching the Jersey Shore episodes from last night right now. So much damn drama. This show is so stupid but it's a guilty pleasure.
Haha I was at a jersey shore party in 906 last night
You need to gas the jersey shore prople.
Who dropped you off? Daddy?
u gotta beat the beat
I spent a dollar for this app... Why? Stop posting high school texts, mods.
Girl needs to be careful...will all that hair grease, she might slip off the dude and cause serious harm or personal injury. At the very least, the next major oil spill.
I've never seen jersey shore, but I'm Italian and everyone keeps calling me a guido. Is that good or bad?
you wanna fight?!
Youshould watch jersey shore.
You mean you were the first person in your family to get butt fucked by your dad?
Pasta pasta pasta pasta pasta Pasta pasta pasta pasta pasta
Jersey Shore cast: sad excuse for itallians. Sad excuse for people in general. I liked the show though.
This is pathetic that 2 fake jersey shore "texts" make it on here in consecutive days
you suck at life and everything included. fuck jersey shore