She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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9:26, 9:24: it's 2009. if you are still asking "what's wrong with Ugg boots?" you will probably never understand.
That shit was unflattering and played-out in 2003.
UGG boots and bumpits are two of the worst things a girl can wear.
Love this! Haha didn't even know anyone in mass even wore bumpits. Thought we weren't that trashy...
@12:16 you are dumb if you think that is hot.
@ the guy who posted this. I applaud you. Girls should be punished for wearing such ugly things.
clearly the males who actually know what bumpits are, do not desire to sleep with women anyway.
Hahah orange county and uggs go hand in hand.
Short hair and look like a dyke?
Bumpits make girls heads look like Predator
uggs are nasty, that's a given but who wants to fuck someone who looks like they have a tumor growing out the top of their head???
i bet she was a butterface anyway
what the OP is trying to say is girls who wear ugg boots and bumpits are certified douche baguettes and don't deserve to be fucked because they are an embarrassment to society and probably have multiple STIs. so please, stop asking why these things are bad.
UGG boots and bumpits are fucking hot! You're all retarded. Where's my protein, ma?!
ugg boots were trendy like 4 years ago
Wait... I still don't ever get why it is a walk of shame... someone explain! You just got laid what's shameful in that?
She still had a vagina you idiot....
I wear uggs, they're just too comfty and it's winter time sooo I'd much rather wear uggs than leather boots or boots that have that ugly ass fur on the outside...
Can't stand Bumpits! But Uggs aren't bad.. A little over rated but whatever.
And you are a closet homo. I do not know one straight man who would let boots and a hair piece get in the way of them getting laid.
Wearing a bumpit only proves that you don't know how to style your hair.
I love skanky girls that wear ugg boots and bumpits. Almost as much as girls that wear plaid shirts with sweat pants and a perfectly placed 'messy' ponytail...
You people don't seem to get that we're fucking Massholes. (Poster is either In MA or RI, I figure.) We hate dumb broads and won't fuck anything that talks like they go to Northeastern. Lemme guess, she was wearing a pink sox shirt too? Fucking awful.
what does someone's attire have to do with ANYTHING/?!!?!?!
who ever said she was WEARING either of those things? it says she WAS ugg boots and a bumpit. not WEARING them.
so 10:42 your gunna get married to have anal and then get divorced... stupid!
gross was she blonde too...that would be the typical slutty blonde thing to do LMAO
uggs boots are cute. at least they are if you dont fold them over so the fur is showing. thats not that cute...
Bumpits make chicks look like Thomas Jefferson...how is that a good look?
I want this guy to be my BFFF
ahahaaaa...i love whoever this dude is!
bumpits are really fucking weird. almost every girl in my grade(10th) wears them and most guys don't like it. The real reason they wear it is this: girls dress up to impress other girls. We all know guys really don't give a fuck. You never hear a guy say "I like what you've done with your hair" or "I like that top". Once girls understand this, fashion will cease to exist.
Whoever created the Bumpit needs to handwrite a letter of apology to humanity. Seriously, that thing is offensive.
3:18, as a resident of orange county, 1) don't hate; it's nice here and 2) i can safely say NO ONE (save maybe a middle aged woman TRYING to look hot) would be caught dead in a bumpit. unless it was, like, made of platinum. uggs, though...i'll give you that one.
people need to chill. i thought this was funny.
What's wrong with uggs and bumpits!?
what girl wears uggs this time of year? that is the real problem.
Bumpits and ESP ugg boot = middle America or orange county
2 place I hope to never find myself
girls that wear their hair in a "poof" look like fucking johnny bravo.
ugg boots are not ugly!
9:28 if she had tits, boobs, and ass...she'd be a freak of nature.
Bumpits: The epitome of the "white-trash" accesory. Seriously, if you tease your hair, fine....but a cheap, hard plastic thing on your head that's super noticeable doesn't exactly equal class.
hahah wow... 4:11, how stuckup can you be. you deserve to be hit in the face. just so you know.
Uggs are fug and bumpits are a lame attempt at volume for girls with shitty hair. You should have shot her.
the problem with bumpits is that it doesn't look like you spent time on your hair, it looks like you're wearing a fucking bumpit.
And uggs are ugly, why do you think they named them that? seriously people.
The problem with Uggs are their absurd price and ubiquitous presence despite the seasons. Like they're the Crocs of boots. Bland and unoriginal. And the problem with Bump-its is pretty damn obvious. Does your hair need a plastic wedge? Is a frat party some sort of country fair beauty pageant?
haha no i was just wondering b/c if guys really dont like that look i'll stop wearing my hair like that.
They wear what ever they like as long as they take it in the ass
And uggs makes sense in the winter when you live somewhere cold with snow. But NOW?! wtf. It's not cold. Or snowing. No need for boots.
1:27, wearing your hair only down straight or in a ponytail would be a little boring. Mix it up.
No anal no ring simple
Eff that I'll take it in the ass when I have a ring on my finger... i better be getting something out it first!
that's true, 928. good thing i have both boobs and tits then!
Bumpits look like a chick is trying to hide an erection on the back of her skull by covering it with some hair...
fuck unknown errors
Love my uggs fuck you if you think they're ugly. Seriously and who ever posted this is dumb. You should've just slept with her.
Bumpit or no bumpit, the hairdo is a no go!!!
@10:16 (1) are you a guy or a girl?
No sane person would spend $200 on ass-ugly boots if celebrities didn't make them trendy. If your only purpose was really to keep your feet warm in the winter, there are plenty of much cheaper alternatives.
i just found out what ugg boots and bumpits are because of this. The OP obviously would rather have dick
11:34 (1)-- why would being blonde make it any worse? I TAKE OFFENSE.
This has to be fake and submitted by a girl. No straight man would say this, let alone know how to properly spell Ugg and Bumpit.
Uggs are especially ugly in the SUMMER do you see snow??
i'm glad i've lived my whole life until now not knowing what a bumpit was... and i'm slightly relieved it's bump-it, not bum-pit as i first read
Bump it and uggs? Your a fake tan away fromm the jersey tri-fecta
Wow clearly I'm not awake maybe someone should SHOT me LMAO
3:18, orange county??????!!! I live in orange county. So I guess I can wear uggs and bumpits xD
you don't have to sleep with her, just stick up her ass and move on
I don't understand the hype over bumpits
k the losers that diss uggs probably are just bitter they cant afford them? they're comfy
It's cause your admiring it was only a one night stand
Tits ass and vagina sorry
It's almost fall not the middle of the summer?
it gets cold where I live with plenty of snow. sorry i choose to keep my feet warm
These boots were meant for walkin! And just what they'll do! These boots will walk if shame all over you (ok it didn't work as planned with the song) lol
1. Bump-its are awesome. 2. As a guy you should feel slightly ashamed for even knowing what bump-its and uggs are. Seriously.
oh god. i'm a girl, and even i agree that uggs and the bump-it thing are two oth the most ridiculous things ever. UGH so ugly!!!
she sounds cute. she sounds like shes stuck not in a time era, but prolly stuck in a small town. call that bitch back, she needs friends
10:16 (1) - I'm a guy. I'm not sure how that matters. Is one of the genders supposed to think it's hot for women to look like Thomas Jefferson ?
Okay, asshole! Return your MAN Card right gotdamned NOW! What kind of pansy are you anyway?! Take boots and hair crap off and then nail that trailer trash!
Bumpits and Ugg boots ARE retarded. So glad to see a guy posting this!
Lots of insecure straight dudes in here.
Straight dudes who can't spell worth shit either.
I love whoever sent this text. Call me x
What's wrong with anything as long it has tits, boobs, and ass!
I use bumpits and I spent 200 on my boots with the fur! This is Dallas y'all!
Hey what's wrong with uggs??? I love my uggs!
1:16 FTW!!!! :]
Hell yeah 10:25 that's what I'm talking about... what if it was supposed to be a ONS and he calls you the next day for more? Is it no longer considered the walk of shame b/c you know you blew his mind. That always happens to me.
seriously.....WHAT the fuck is wrong with ugg boots? can someone (most likely a guy would) please explain that? they're just BOOTS. i dont get it.
I like ugg boots but the bumpit. That's just ridiculous. I wouldn't even attempt to wear the bumpit.
i want to google bumpit now but i'm scared, i think i'll hold off.
Uggs are amazing
NOW BUMPPITSSS ARE GAYY
dear god... girls, listen to me: only 2 hairstyles you'll ever need... wear your hair down and straight or put it up in a pony tail. its that easy. and uggs are just an ugly waste of money.
I agree I would have poked her in her butt, told her to put on those Uggs for the walk of shame!
UGG boots are supremely unattractive. Girls wear them to impress other girls that they are trendy, not because they are like by the opposite sex. ISH! Bumpits are in the same category. DIKES UNITE!
10:25 stole what I came here to say
Uggs are fine if they're legitimately worn. In the middle of the summer? Hell no.
Nowdays ugs aren't a fashion statement there to keep your feet warm when it's fucking cold... And not everyone has enough time to make their hair look like shit, bumpits are just a faster way to do. Fuck you Texas is cool.
haha typical she-tool
5:27... you're not getting laid, don't hold your breath
10:01 nice one! Seriously I get the ugg thing but whats wrong with bumpits they are new and make your bangs cute and puff. Not that i actually own one just saying its a good idea everyone wears there hair like that...
People still wear uggs and poof their hair? Is the Midwest stuck in 2004?
Still it's hardly shameful. I would call the walk of victory!
jason siegel wore uggs on i love you, man and he is the shit.
i live in oregon where its cold as fuck in the winter. and i have tiny feet (size 5 1/2 in girls) so they make them look normal sized, i'll wear whatever i want on my feet.
i agree about the bump its though.
fucking weird looking..
the only people that dont like uggs, are the ones who can afford them
well.. at least in canada where they cost 300$ for the short ones.
@12:53 I think what the guys are getting at here is that they are unattractive. Every guy i've ever me seems to think so... your best bet would be to not wear them when your trying to get laid. around the house and on cold days fine but not to a party.
*you're ~ apologies-I need caffeine.
i dont see anything wrong with uggs.. and i definitely wouldnt stop wearing something that keeps me warm when its freezing out in winter just cause some guys dont like them
At least you have standards.
Of course he fucked her anyway
I can't believe he knew how to spell those two words lol
so what if you dont use a bump it and wear your hair like that? Is that acceptable?
another reason why guys are shallow....
9:21(2) agreed, take the boots and bumpits off and fuck her! This guy doesn't deserve to get laid...
Only fakes need bumpits. Real ggirls can tease their own hair better. And uggs are the best.
Who doesn't know what uggs are?! Guys or gals? As for bumpits i have to agree with 1:06 guys thats kinda sad....just goes to show you watch WAY too much late night tv or you shop at bed bath and beyond either way I dont really think you have room to be picky about what pussy you get. Beggars cant be choosers!
The point still is, he had a vagina in front him ready to go, and he turned it down for stupid things. I would glady fucked her
Anal then take ring back. Lol
Of course, it doesn't look good on a whore. Seems everyones whores these days. Why are people so obsessed with sex? And don't accuse me of being young, just because someone believes something else than all righteous you, doesn't make me "12"
Now If only all could follow your lead...
Ugg boots fckn rock. I thought men can and would screw just about anything...?
Ok what's wrong with uggs and bumpits?
I want to believe this young man. I want to believe that there are guys out there with standards and class.
As a girl who fucking hates uggs and bumpits, I would very much like to meet the guy who wrote this. We Bostonians know style, people.
Ugg boots are cool, people. Don't let the "it's 2009 duhhh" stuff stop you from wearing anything!!!
2:36- the Midwest is always 4 to 5 years behind and bumpits, we wear those when we want to make fun of girls at parties. It's always a good time until one girl admits she's wearing one.
A man with standards. Bravo. I wonder if the bumpit would fall out or bash into her from the headboard over and over again.