Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
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has she tried to suck his cock yet?
12:45 i doubt it, you don't sound that hot
1:04 that explains why she didn't move around that much
O.o Umm.... This is reallllllly creepy. Really, really creepy. All I can picture is this pedo-dad leering at some poor girl.
1:11!!!! still f laughing....sick man. are u a chick or a dick?
O.O OMG, I hope this isn't the guy I babysit for. He is nasty. He's always picking at this teeth and wears these shorts that show his droopy balls. Ewww.
GOD DAMN men on this site are such DOUCHE bags.
By the way, how many good looking women CAN you find in a graveyard?
1:09- YOU. ARE. A. RAGING. IDIOT. DOUCHEBAG.
telling this man to fuck a babysitter, while he has a son, and therefore, probably a wife/fiance/girlfriend ... is REAL mature (heavy sarcasm)
don't be a pussy, show that kid how it's done
fuck her. and if you get her knocked up too, at least you'll know she'll be able to babysit.
hey, if shes legal, who says you can't do it? certainly not the long arm of the law!
1:00- you shouldn't have messed with 12:59 and her friends
he may not appreciate it now, but he will when he's older...
If the kid was old enough to get it up and didn't think girls had cooties, he shouldn't need a babysitter.
from the simple fact that this guy sent a text message like this to one of his buddies, i'm guessing he is almost certainly NOT over the age of 30. so wtf is the big deal here? the baby-sitter might be 5-10 yrs younger than him.
Glenda the ugly friend thinks she is hot
Oh, and "your raging idiot" is terrible English, so why don't you go eat dog shit.
Hah! "Hey, Jeeves, get over here and hold this sack for me. It's banging against my ankles again."
Anyone ever think he is a YOUNG dad? Why are you all assuming he is old or middle aged? Most parents these days start as young as 16. You people look far into these text messages.
like she wants his old saggy dick anywhere near her. young and hot wants young and HARD and hot. old guys can look but they know better than to ask and be shredded
well make sure you take pictures so he will know
calling someone fat is REAL mature (heavy sarcasm)
12:59 then explain good ole hugh hef...
Some women like the married men and the fatherly ones. But honestly, after you've dealt with someone's brat all day long, the last thing you would want to do is reward him for not pulling out.
I think 12:26 has made the most sense so far. I love it.
Haha, love the way you think 12:03. Call me?
1:00 = saddy old dicked man who is offended that no one wants him.
12:46, she sounds hotter than you.
what is wrong with calling someone fat? it's widely considered that skinny and thin is what is attractive, and if someone is fat, for the most part they can change it. If they don't bother to try to fix their unattractiveness, they're free range to be picked on.
pay her extra to show your kid a good time...
why can't people understand sarcasm even when it says (heavy sarcasm) right next to what was typed?
Who says he has a wife? He could be divorced OR widowed. Maybe he just got a babysitter so he could go out with his buddies.
But if we're gonna make stupid assumptions, his babysitter is probably 18 and wants my penis. Woot!
after reading this, it just occurred to me how hot my babysitter was once upon...shes married now, but what i wouldnt give...
I'm a woman, and I'm not sure I understand what's so bad about acknowledging that the babysitter is hot.
I'm a babysitter too! well sometimes, if I get paid enough. I think I'm pretty hot. So yeah. Lucky them. Lol. (not conceited guys, just playing around.)
12:59 = ugly fat chick that thinks she is too good for everyone
if the sagging sac was that big of an issue i am sure those girls could find another rich man who is younger to screw...have you seen those girls? plus it isn't like he is going to marry them all...
speaking of dog shit, the hired teen boy that picks up from in our yard is PROBABLY as hot as babysitter...so I look. I don't think husband would care...
Hef has money. He probably has some butler to hold his saggy balls in place.
thats because you are a great woman 3:40 who knows and understands things called jokes and is most likely a nice down to earth person who's not a raging psychotic menstrual feminist dike bitch
1:02 your mom wanted me
omg. def read baby SISTER, wow
1:11 and 1:14, hilarious.
i dont know why people keep telling this douchebag to fuck her. hes probably some fat middle aged asshole who cant even get his own wife to fuck him let alone some hot young girl. grow up people
1:00 = butthurt because of his old saggy dick
i'm a babysitter...this is creepy yet funny...
East or west of the cascades?
stop jerking off and teach your son how to handle that situation. He should fuck her
my parents used to have to hire guy babysitters because i asked out a couple of the girls who babysat me. my dad was kind enough to tell me how lucky i was at the time... try that approach.
Nail her! If she's not legal, then keep her number for when she is.
ahh another asshole dad, that wants to turn his son into a superficial cocksucker
It is still an assumption, just because she shoved probably into it doesn't mean that I'm a raging idiot.
Otherwise, I wouldn't be assuming when I say you're probably a douchebag.
Nothing wrong with a middle aged man hiring a babysitter for the night. Where else am I going to get a 16 year old to spend 5 hours at my house for $50.00? Oh....fat can be fixed, ugly and stupid cannot.
Aren't you all missing the fact the mom could have said this? I would be sad if I hired a hot babysitter for my son and he was too young to appreciate the awesomeness of me for it. And with all the young kids (baby mamas and daddies) out there now, whose to say its not a girl who turned to the other side? Or that the guy isn't young and hot AND SINGLE himself? Shit. Don't you ppl watch Maury??
1:24, even if she was still alive, how much can a woman move in 15 seconds?
uh...nowhere does ot say bb sitter is a girl.
FT fucking W 1:04
This site needs a way to attach some sort of ID to posts for these flame wars lol....they are almost as entertaining as teh texts
oh no you have attacked my sexual prowess. I'm sure I have tripped over better looking girls than you looking for a place to jack off
Michael Jackson would have loved you son
lawls. I'm a babysitter, in washington in fact! I'm definitely legal, dunno about hot though...
anyways, just wanted to say I got a giggle outta this.
11:54 = the babysitter that eats all the sweets in the house
12:45 and 12:46. lmao.
either way, it's a hot fantasy to role play.
im married and we have this 18 yr old college girl babysit our son. best tits ever and shes like five feet tall. cute, real cute and nice ass. awesome rack
At first I thought it said: "Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his baby sister is." and I was all kinds of horrified.
1:03 my mom is dead. I doubt she had much say in the matter of what you did.
If you had any sexual prowess, you wouldn't be jacking off around all those girls, oh, so much hotter than me.
12:59=hot skinny chick that thinks I'm too good for most
12:37 she said "probably" your raging idiot.
wow, the insult went over your head, why am I not suprised?
Woohoo! Another crazy liberal feminist that can't take a joke! Do your part to make this world a better place, lighten up! Oh ya, and suck my dick while you're at it...
@5:41 ten bucks an hour I wish I got paid ten bucks an hour to babysit!
Also this kinda creeped me out luckly I don't live in 206 so it can't be about me but still it's creepy
Hey, I had a 17 year old baby sitter when I was 5. She was still my baby sitter when I was 9 and beginning to appreciate girls...
So yeah, I was a nasty-ass kid, since I wanted her and her sister who was like two years older than me. Because, seriously, it was just sick and wrong to lust after an 11 year old, even as a 9 year old.
i used to babysit all the time in high school, and i totally would have done most of the dads.
My old babysitter sucked my dick last week. Saw her at a bar still looking good.
Just record a home video and show it to your son when he's older.
it took me years to figure out my babysitter was hot
too late now
comments on this site make my head hurt.