ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • from the simple fact that this guy sent a text message like this to one of his buddies, i'm guessing he is almost certainly NOT over the age of 30. so wtf is the big deal here? the baby-sitter might be 5-10 yrs younger than him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:22pm
  • has she tried to suck his cock yet?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:59am
  • 1:04 that explains why she didn't move around that much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:24pm
  • O.o Umm.... This is reallllllly creepy. Really, really creepy. All I can picture is this pedo-dad leering at some poor girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 9:21pm
  • 12:45 i doubt it, you don't sound that hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:46pm
  • 1:09- YOU. ARE. A. RAGING. IDIOT. DOUCHEBAG.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:14pm
  • 1:11!!!! still f laughing....sick man. are u a chick or a dick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:16pm
  • calling someone fat is REAL mature (heavy sarcasm)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:32pm
  • GOD DAMN men on this site are such DOUCHE bags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:21pm
  • 1:00- you shouldn't have messed with 12:59 and her friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:07pm
  • don't be a pussy, show that kid how it's done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:49am
  • By the way, how many good looking women CAN you find in a graveyard?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:37pm
  • telling this man to fuck a babysitter, while he has a son, and therefore, probably a wife/fiance/girlfriend ... is REAL mature (heavy sarcasm)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:34pm
  • fuck her. and if you get her knocked up too, at least you'll know she'll be able to babysit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:26pm
  • cant....resist.....hot....babysitter..... hey, if shes legal, who says you can't do it? certainly not the long arm of the law!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:11pm
  • ahh another asshole dad, that wants to turn his son into a superficial cocksucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:54am
  • If the kid was old enough to get it up and didn't think girls had cooties, he shouldn't need a babysitter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:19pm
  • Oh, and "your raging idiot" is terrible English, so why don't you go eat dog shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:09pm
  • he may not appreciate it now, but he will when he's older...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:57am
  • Glenda the ugly friend thinks she is hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:04pm
  • I think 12:26 has made the most sense so far. I love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:54pm
  • Some women like the married men and the fatherly ones. But honestly, after you've dealt with someone's brat all day long, the last thing you would want to do is reward him for not pulling out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:57pm
  • like she wants his old saggy dick anywhere near her. young and hot wants young and HARD and hot. old guys can look but they know better than to ask and be shredded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:59pm
  • "(Heavy Sarcasm)" WIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:32pm
  • 1:00 = saddy old dicked man who is offended that no one wants him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:02pm
  • Hah! "Hey, Jeeves, get over here and hold this sack for me. It's banging against my ankles again."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:14pm
  • 12:59 then explain good ole hugh hef...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:10pm
  • Haha, love the way you think 12:03. Call me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:08pm
  • Anyone ever think he is a YOUNG dad? Why are you all assuming he is old or middle aged? Most parents these days start as young as 16. You people look far into these text messages.

    Submitted by SavageBaby on Sep 7, 10 at 12:18pm
  • Hef has money. He probably has some butler to hold his saggy balls in place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:11pm
  • well make sure you take pictures so he will know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:45am
  • after reading this, it just occurred to me how hot my babysitter was once upon...shes married now, but what i wouldnt give...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:32pm
  • what is wrong with calling someone fat? it's widely considered that skinny and thin is what is attractive, and if someone is fat, for the most part they can change it. If they don't bother to try to fix their unattractiveness, they're free range to be picked on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:41pm
  • 12:46, she sounds hotter than you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:52pm
  • 12:34 Who says he has a wife? He could be divorced OR widowed. Maybe he just got a babysitter so he could go out with his buddies. But if we're gonna make stupid assumptions, his babysitter is probably 18 and wants my penis. Woot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:37pm
  • why can't people understand sarcasm even when it says (heavy sarcasm) right next to what was typed?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:43pm
  • i dont know why people keep telling this douchebag to fuck her. hes probably some fat middle aged asshole who cant even get his own wife to fuck him let alone some hot young girl. grow up people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:29pm
  • omg. def read baby SISTER, wow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:50am
  • I'm a woman, and I'm not sure I understand what's so bad about acknowledging that the babysitter is hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:40pm
  • thats because you are a great woman 3:40 who knows and understands things called jokes and is most likely a nice down to earth person who's not a raging psychotic menstrual feminist dike bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:48pm
  • I'm a babysitter too! well sometimes, if I get paid enough. I think I'm pretty hot. So yeah. Lucky them. Lol. (not conceited guys, just playing around.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:19pm
  • O.O OMG, I hope this isn't the guy I babysit for. He is nasty. He's always picking at this teeth and wears these shorts that show his droopy balls. Ewww.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:45pm
  • if the sagging sac was that big of an issue i am sure those girls could find another rich man who is younger to screw...have you seen those girls? plus it isn't like he is going to marry them all...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:32pm
  • pay her extra to show your kid a good time...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:25pm
  • Nothing wrong with a middle aged man hiring a babysitter for the night. Where else am I going to get a 16 year old to spend 5 hours at my house for $50.00? Oh....fat can be fixed, ugly and stupid cannot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:41pm
  • speaking of dog shit, the hired teen boy that picks up from in our yard is PROBABLY as hot as babysitter...so I look. I don't think husband would care...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:14pm
  • 1:11 and 1:14, hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:31pm
  • 12:59 = ugly fat chick that thinks she is too good for everyone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:00pm
  • 1:02 your mom wanted me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:03pm
  • Nail her! If she's not legal, then keep her number for when she is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:03pm
  • East or west of the cascades?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:11pm
  • 1:24, even if she was still alive, how much can a woman move in 15 seconds?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:26pm
  • my parents used to have to hire guy babysitters because i asked out a couple of the girls who babysat me. my dad was kind enough to tell me how lucky i was at the time... try that approach.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:24pm
  • stop jerking off and teach your son how to handle that situation. He should fuck her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:49am
  • 1:00 = butthurt because of his old saggy dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:04pm
  • uh...nowhere does ot say bb sitter is a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:37pm
  • i'm a babysitter...this is creepy yet funny...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:15pm
  • 12:38 It is still an assumption, just because she shoved probably into it doesn't mean that I'm a raging idiot. Otherwise, I wouldn't be assuming when I say you're probably a douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:07pm
  • either way, it's a hot fantasy to role play.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:34pm
  • oh no you have attacked my sexual prowess. I'm sure I have tripped over better looking girls than you looking for a place to jack off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:29pm
  • This site needs a way to attach some sort of ID to posts for these flame wars lol....they are almost as entertaining as teh texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:33pm
  • lawls. I'm a babysitter, in washington in fact! I'm definitely legal, dunno about hot though... anyways, just wanted to say I got a giggle outta this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:44pm
  • HAHAHAHHAHAHA FT fucking W 1:04

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:06pm
  • Michael Jackson would have loved you son

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:46am
  • 12:45 and 12:46. lmao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:39pm
  • Aren't you all missing the fact the mom could have said this? I would be sad if I hired a hot babysitter for my son and he was too young to appreciate the awesomeness of me for it. And with all the young kids (baby mamas and daddies) out there now, whose to say its not a girl who turned to the other side? Or that the guy isn't young and hot AND SINGLE himself? Shit. Don't you ppl watch Maury??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:29pm
  • At first I thought it said: "Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his baby sister is." and I was all kinds of horrified.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:33pm
  • 1:03 my mom is dead. I doubt she had much say in the matter of what you did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:04pm
  • im married and we have this 18 yr old college girl babysit our son. best tits ever and shes like five feet tall. cute, real cute and nice ass. awesome rack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:36pm
  • 11:54 = the babysitter that eats all the sweets in the house

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:58am
  • 12:59=hot skinny chick that thinks I'm too good for most

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:03pm
  • 12:37 she said "probably" your raging idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:38pm
  • Woohoo! Another crazy liberal feminist that can't take a joke! Do your part to make this world a better place, lighten up! Oh ya, and suck my dick while you're at it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:24pm
  • @5:41 ten bucks an hour I wish I got paid ten bucks an hour to babysit! Also this kinda creeped me out luckly I don't live in 206 so it can't be about me but still it's creepy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:01pm
  • i used to babysit all the time in high school, and i totally would have done most of the dads.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:53pm
  • If you had any sexual prowess, you wouldn't be jacking off around all those girls, oh, so much hotter than me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:32pm
  • wow, the insult went over your head, why am I not suprised?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:35pm
  • Hey, I had a 17 year old baby sitter when I was 5. She was still my baby sitter when I was 9 and beginning to appreciate girls... So yeah, I was a nasty-ass kid, since I wanted her and her sister who was like two years older than me. Because, seriously, it was just sick and wrong to lust after an 11 year old, even as a 9 year old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:43am
  • My old babysitter sucked my dick last week. Saw her at a bar still looking good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:50am
  • Just record a home video and show it to your son when he's older.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:12pm
  • it took me years to figure out my babysitter was hot too late now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:12am
  • comments on this site make my head hurt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:42pm
ADVERTISEMENT