Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
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from the simple fact that this guy sent a text message like this to one of his buddies, i'm guessing he is almost certainly NOT over the age of 30. so wtf is the big deal here? the baby-sitter might be 5-10 yrs younger than him.
has she tried to suck his cock yet?
1:04 that explains why she didn't move around that much
O.o Umm.... This is reallllllly creepy. Really, really creepy. All I can picture is this pedo-dad leering at some poor girl.
calling someone fat is REAL mature (heavy sarcasm)
12:45 i doubt it, you don't sound that hot
1:11!!!! still f laughing....sick man. are u a chick or a dick?
1:09- YOU. ARE. A. RAGING. IDIOT. DOUCHEBAG.
GOD DAMN men on this site are such DOUCHE bags.
ahh another asshole dad, that wants to turn his son into a superficial cocksucker
telling this man to fuck a babysitter, while he has a son, and therefore, probably a wife/fiance/girlfriend ... is REAL mature (heavy sarcasm)
don't be a pussy, show that kid how it's done
By the way, how many good looking women CAN you find in a graveyard?
1:00- you shouldn't have messed with 12:59 and her friends
fuck her. and if you get her knocked up too, at least you'll know she'll be able to babysit.
hey, if shes legal, who says you can't do it? certainly not the long arm of the law!
I think 12:26 has made the most sense so far. I love it.
If the kid was old enough to get it up and didn't think girls had cooties, he shouldn't need a babysitter.
Some women like the married men and the fatherly ones. But honestly, after you've dealt with someone's brat all day long, the last thing you would want to do is reward him for not pulling out.
Glenda the ugly friend thinks she is hot
he may not appreciate it now, but he will when he's older...
Oh, and "your raging idiot" is terrible English, so why don't you go eat dog shit.
1:00 = saddy old dicked man who is offended that no one wants him.
i dont know why people keep telling this douchebag to fuck her. hes probably some fat middle aged asshole who cant even get his own wife to fuck him let alone some hot young girl. grow up people
12:59 then explain good ole hugh hef...
like she wants his old saggy dick anywhere near her. young and hot wants young and HARD and hot. old guys can look but they know better than to ask and be shredded
Hah! "Hey, Jeeves, get over here and hold this sack for me. It's banging against my ankles again."
Hef has money. He probably has some butler to hold his saggy balls in place.
what is wrong with calling someone fat? it's widely considered that skinny and thin is what is attractive, and if someone is fat, for the most part they can change it. If they don't bother to try to fix their unattractiveness, they're free range to be picked on.
Haha, love the way you think 12:03. Call me?
Anyone ever think he is a YOUNG dad? Why are you all assuming he is old or middle aged? Most parents these days start as young as 16. You people look far into these text messages.
Who says he has a wife? He could be divorced OR widowed. Maybe he just got a babysitter so he could go out with his buddies.
But if we're gonna make stupid assumptions, his babysitter is probably 18 and wants my penis. Woot!
after reading this, it just occurred to me how hot my babysitter was once upon...shes married now, but what i wouldnt give...
thats because you are a great woman 3:40 who knows and understands things called jokes and is most likely a nice down to earth person who's not a raging psychotic menstrual feminist dike bitch
well make sure you take pictures so he will know
omg. def read baby SISTER, wow
12:46, she sounds hotter than you.
I'm a woman, and I'm not sure I understand what's so bad about acknowledging that the babysitter is hot.
why can't people understand sarcasm even when it says (heavy sarcasm) right next to what was typed?
I'm a babysitter too! well sometimes, if I get paid enough. I think I'm pretty hot. So yeah. Lucky them. Lol. (not conceited guys, just playing around.)
pay her extra to show your kid a good time...
if the sagging sac was that big of an issue i am sure those girls could find another rich man who is younger to screw...have you seen those girls? plus it isn't like he is going to marry them all...
O.O OMG, I hope this isn't the guy I babysit for. He is nasty. He's always picking at this teeth and wears these shorts that show his droopy balls. Ewww.
Nothing wrong with a middle aged man hiring a babysitter for the night. Where else am I going to get a 16 year old to spend 5 hours at my house for $50.00? Oh....fat can be fixed, ugly and stupid cannot.
1:11 and 1:14, hilarious.
speaking of dog shit, the hired teen boy that picks up from in our yard is PROBABLY as hot as babysitter...so I look. I don't think husband would care...
12:59 = ugly fat chick that thinks she is too good for everyone
Nail her! If she's not legal, then keep her number for when she is.
East or west of the cascades?
1:02 your mom wanted me
uh...nowhere does ot say bb sitter is a girl.
i'm a babysitter...this is creepy yet funny...
1:24, even if she was still alive, how much can a woman move in 15 seconds?
It is still an assumption, just because she shoved probably into it doesn't mean that I'm a raging idiot.
Otherwise, I wouldn't be assuming when I say you're probably a douchebag.
stop jerking off and teach your son how to handle that situation. He should fuck her
1:00 = butthurt because of his old saggy dick
oh no you have attacked my sexual prowess. I'm sure I have tripped over better looking girls than you looking for a place to jack off
my parents used to have to hire guy babysitters because i asked out a couple of the girls who babysat me. my dad was kind enough to tell me how lucky i was at the time... try that approach.
either way, it's a hot fantasy to role play.
lawls. I'm a babysitter, in washington in fact! I'm definitely legal, dunno about hot though...
anyways, just wanted to say I got a giggle outta this.
12:45 and 12:46. lmao.
This site needs a way to attach some sort of ID to posts for these flame wars lol....they are almost as entertaining as teh texts
FT fucking W 1:04
Michael Jackson would have loved you son
Aren't you all missing the fact the mom could have said this? I would be sad if I hired a hot babysitter for my son and he was too young to appreciate the awesomeness of me for it. And with all the young kids (baby mamas and daddies) out there now, whose to say its not a girl who turned to the other side? Or that the guy isn't young and hot AND SINGLE himself? Shit. Don't you ppl watch Maury??
At first I thought it said: "Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his baby sister is." and I was all kinds of horrified.
1:03 my mom is dead. I doubt she had much say in the matter of what you did.
im married and we have this 18 yr old college girl babysit our son. best tits ever and shes like five feet tall. cute, real cute and nice ass. awesome rack
11:54 = the babysitter that eats all the sweets in the house
12:59=hot skinny chick that thinks I'm too good for most
i used to babysit all the time in high school, and i totally would have done most of the dads.
12:37 she said "probably" your raging idiot.
Woohoo! Another crazy liberal feminist that can't take a joke! Do your part to make this world a better place, lighten up! Oh ya, and suck my dick while you're at it...
@5:41 ten bucks an hour I wish I got paid ten bucks an hour to babysit!
Also this kinda creeped me out luckly I don't live in 206 so it can't be about me but still it's creepy
If you had any sexual prowess, you wouldn't be jacking off around all those girls, oh, so much hotter than me.
wow, the insult went over your head, why am I not suprised?
Hey, I had a 17 year old baby sitter when I was 5. She was still my baby sitter when I was 9 and beginning to appreciate girls...
So yeah, I was a nasty-ass kid, since I wanted her and her sister who was like two years older than me. Because, seriously, it was just sick and wrong to lust after an 11 year old, even as a 9 year old.
Just record a home video and show it to your son when he's older.
My old babysitter sucked my dick last week. Saw her at a bar still looking good.
it took me years to figure out my babysitter was hot
too late now
comments on this site make my head hurt.