man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
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6:15AM - Latin?
Io non parlo italiano bene; ma anche non uso Rosetta Stone. Frequenti una classe se vorresti imparare l'italiano.
Dude I hate Rosseta stone too
haha, that is hilarious.
man, i just cracked up for 5 min straight. and my mom did too. and i may have snorted. he is wearing a white shirt.
Sorry for the above post, I'll proofread from now on, I promise.
If she doesn't speak it, why not just tell her you said something smooth? Something better than "blue airplane" anyway.
"she was an italian supermodel. he was a farmboy from arkansas. he had one chance to impress her." or something.
u should have been like, i will take u on a blue airplane and we can get away from this world into another world. and then something about her in a wet white shirt
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
so true. i speak french and i can say whatever the f*ck i want and girls love it. just tell them you said something romantic
Unless she could speak it, I'm sure you dazzled her.
dude!! i'm moving to italy and all i can say is i have two red flowers or, the dog is eating. fuck rosseta stone.
3:26 am, thank you for quoting Eddie izzard (:
The reason you don't know much is your own fault... and you're using version 2.. I've used £osetta Stone the old and new one and it's amazing!
this could be my facorite one
Ugh I haaaate Rosetta Stone. When I go to Germany I'll be able to spout shit about eating bread and young women walking in blue dresses. But hell if I'll be able to ask where the damn bathroom is.
lol 9:18 i know exactly what ad from skymall your talking about
i'm a girl who speaks italian and i would have thought you were cute just for trying.
Does she know the language? You could have pretended it meant something else lol
Drop the foreign language act, you trying to hard.
haha well i guess its fine if she doesnt know what you're saying lol
Goddamn if it isn't the truth. Somebody asked me if I was learning any useful French and all I could say was "I have 12 green apples... The large man wears a large coat."
If she doesn't speak it, why not jusy tell her her said something smooth. Something better than "blue airplane" anyway.