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  • 67 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:09pm

    Dude I hate Rosseta stone too

  • 72 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:07pm

    haha, that is hilarious.

  • 65 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:07am

    6:15AM - Latin? Io non parlo italiano bene; ma anche non uso Rosetta Stone. Frequenti una classe se vorresti imparare l'italiano.

  • 65 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:24pm

    man, i just cracked up for 5 min straight. and my mom did too. and i may have snorted. he is wearing a white shirt.

  • 60 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:18am

    "she was an italian supermodel. he was a farmboy from arkansas. he had one chance to impress her." or something.

  • 70 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:34pm

    u should have been like, i will take u on a blue airplane and we can get away from this world into another world. and then something about her in a wet white shirt

  • 58 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:18am

    dude!! i'm moving to italy and all i can say is i have two red flowers or, the dog is eating. fuck rosseta stone.

  • 59 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:15am

    Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:57pm

    so true. i speak french and i can say whatever the f*ck i want and girls love it. just tell them you said something romantic

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:04am

    this could be my facorite one

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:55pm

    Unless she could speak it, I'm sure you dazzled her.

  • 55 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:59am

    Does she know the language? You could have pretended it meant something else lol

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:49pm

    Ugh I haaaate Rosetta Stone. When I go to Germany I'll be able to spout shit about eating bread and young women walking in blue dresses. But hell if I'll be able to ask where the damn bathroom is.

  • 53 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:24am

    i'm a girl who speaks italian and i would have thought you were cute just for trying.

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:13pm

    The reason you don't know much is your own fault... and you're using version 2.. I've used £osetta Stone the old and new one and it's amazing!

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:38pm

    lol 9:18 i know exactly what ad from skymall your talking about

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:01am

    Sorry for the above post, I'll proofread from now on, I promise. If she doesn't speak it, why not just tell her you said something smooth? Something better than "blue airplane" anyway.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:52pm

    11:34PM-Hahaha idiot. Drop the foreign language act, you trying to hard.

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:53am

    3:26 am, thank you for quoting Eddie izzard (:

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:09pm

    Goddamn if it isn't the truth. Somebody asked me if I was learning any useful French and all I could say was "I have 12 green apples... The large man wears a large coat."

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:59pm

    If she doesn't speak it, why not jusy tell her her said something smooth. Something better than "blue airplane" anyway.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:36am

    haha well i guess its fine if she doesnt know what you're saying lol