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  • Dude I hate Rosseta stone too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:09pm
  • 6:15AM - Latin? Io non parlo italiano bene; ma anche non uso Rosetta Stone. Frequenti una classe se vorresti imparare l'italiano.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:07am
  • "she was an italian supermodel. he was a farmboy from arkansas. he had one chance to impress her." or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:18am
  • man, i just cracked up for 5 min straight. and my mom did too. and i may have snorted. he is wearing a white shirt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:24pm
  • haha, that is hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:07pm
  • Sorry for the above post, I'll proofread from now on, I promise. If she doesn't speak it, why not just tell her you said something smooth? Something better than "blue airplane" anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:01am
  • u should have been like, i will take u on a blue airplane and we can get away from this world into another world. and then something about her in a wet white shirt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:15am
  • so true. i speak french and i can say whatever the f*ck i want and girls love it. just tell them you said something romantic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:57pm
  • Unless she could speak it, I'm sure you dazzled her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:55pm
  • 3:26 am, thank you for quoting Eddie izzard (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:53am
  • dude!! i'm moving to italy and all i can say is i have two red flowers or, the dog is eating. fuck rosseta stone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:18am
  • The reason you don't know much is your own fault... and you're using version 2.. I've used ¬£osetta Stone the old and new one and it's amazing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:13pm
  • this could be my facorite one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:04am
  • Ugh I haaaate Rosetta Stone. When I go to Germany I'll be able to spout shit about eating bread and young women walking in blue dresses. But hell if I'll be able to ask where the damn bathroom is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:49pm
  • 11:34PM-Hahaha idiot. Drop the foreign language act, you trying to hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:52pm
  • i'm a girl who speaks italian and i would have thought you were cute just for trying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:24am
  • lol 9:18 i know exactly what ad from skymall your talking about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:38pm
  • Does she know the language? You could have pretended it meant something else lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:59am
  • haha well i guess its fine if she doesnt know what you're saying lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:36am
  • Goddamn if it isn't the truth. Somebody asked me if I was learning any useful French and all I could say was "I have 12 green apples... The large man wears a large coat."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:09pm
  • If she doesn't speak it, why not jusy tell her her said something smooth. Something better than "blue airplane" anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:59pm