You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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If his mom knows the answer, well, that's probably the reason.
She replied "Oh, he does!"
He should have never given her those flowers
It's a legitimate question!
Would have loved to hear the mothers response to that!
And she replied with one simple word, "teeth".
In Soviet Russia, road gives head to you
Have you ever seen "the world according to Garp"? 'nuf said.
He wants to give not recieve
Teeth speed bump/potholes=bad.
Because you're probably gross as hell!
Mother replies "cause he likes a finger two knuckles deep in the browneye at the same time'
Of course its Indiana. Wtf? Lol
As she cringed seeing neighbor John asking the question.
I like boys that like to touch my penis
That dunk.. Or that high...? Or car crash?