I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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Literally dying huh..?
You used "literally" wrong you idiot.
Hate to burst your bubble, but that sport has been around for a while. Always a good time though.
And yet still they can figure out it's nowhere near you.
I don't think that word means what you think it means..
Wow cool guy is a big bad Jr or sr maybe. I hate college kids.
Yeah not actually knowing about any parties allows for a lot of free time...
Sorry to hear you'll be dead soon.
So you sit and watch freshmen look for a party, looks like you dont have anything better to do either. At least they are trying.
This guy sucks! Any legit person would direct the freshman.
Dayton flyers go ud
Maybe op wasn't invited to any parties. This text gives me a visual of a fifth year bachelors degree student who is bitter and def drinking alone.