I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
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All i can imagine is 5 foot tall guido cubans fist pumping the night away.
With gold chains on.
And complaining they can't find a good pastrami anywhere on North Beach.
Miami is such a shit hole. I can just imagine what kind of shitty shit hole Jersey and Miami would be.
Miami is the armpit of Florida... Sad but true!!!
Pink: I take it you have never been to Miami. Or if u have u are either too fat or too ugly to appreciate it... Sucks for u
Miasey is the place where the heat is on, all night in the pit of America's arm. Welcome to Miasey: beach and gym and tan and laundry.
The fact that you would even put beautiful Miami along side the taint of America shows that you are a jackass
Back. Away. Slowly.
Say hello to Merf the Surf for me!
Love Miami, but Jersey now makes me think of jersey shore. Snookie should die.
It's not all new jersey. Just east jersey. The rest of us are middle upper class suburbanites and farmers. But, I feel bad you had to put up with that bar. Shit sucks.
Aqua Net's bastard child right there
Dirty Jeerrrrzzzz. Pa's fat obnoxious Italian little brother. We want some ocean too, but not after the shit you've done to it