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  • Yeah the first thing I thought of was giving birth. If you've never given birth you wouldn't know but it's the same sensation as having to take a shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:59pm
  • Ur a virgin!! Yiks Id u haven't been laided yet I don't think u'll ever be

    Submitted by softball1197 on Mar 29, 10 at 1:34am
  • is the text about anal or having a baby???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Hahaha it really does feel like taking an epic dump. I wasn't into it so much at first, but now...I kinda even enjoy pooping more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:16am
  • I would never have anal. There's no reason for it to feel good for me. I'd rather they stick it in my pussy.

    Submitted by WittyUsername on Mar 4, 12 at 12:54pm
  • @softball1197--Proper grammar would be nice. What, do we not know what apostrophes and spelling out complete words means??

    Submitted by AllieMo on Aug 13, 10 at 9:55pm
  • Anal doesn't feel like pooping - it feels like you really HAVE to poop. Fine line, I know...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:01am
  • it's like having a dick in your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:37am
  • 2:18 why is it a retarded question? Anal and pooping aren't anything alike, but giving birth and pooping are. Think about it: pushing something out of you...uses the same muscles....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:13pm
  • anal does feel like you have to shit something going up your booty and its only natural to feel like you have to push it out!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:28pm
  • king kong aint got shit on me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:00pm
  • 12:28 is a dumb ass. pooping is the shit. literally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Hot Beef Injection! I'll take one please!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:18pm
  • i love pooping. nothing like taking a good shit in the morning to start the day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:52am
  • Feels better for dudes to get the injection believe it or not. The whole P-spot thing. And man is it AWESOME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:37pm
  • ya it sounded like giving birth to me too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:24pm
  • man... where's all the girls that are down with anal in canada. must be a religous taboo thingey....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:46pm
  • hurts like hell if you aren't ready /:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:47pm
  • i could see why someone would think this is about giving birth. i've always heard that the nurses tell you to push as if you have to poop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:08pm
  • nasty lol i hate pooping and i looooove anal... go figure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:00pm
  • you ever had your shit pushed in??? I've had my shit pushed in!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:10am
  • Who doesn't like pooping?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:32am
  • 4:51 let me guess, you're a guy. Just because it's a different hole doesn't mean the action's not similar (although one is a lot more painful, hence the "Is it really that bad?"). How is anal even remotely like pooping?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Its actually not bad at all, with the right patient guy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:18am
  • hahhaha "it's like pooping" is not sexy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:55am
  • cuz when he pulls out it feels like taking a shit lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:00pm
  • Just make sure it's lubed up...have him go slow. It's nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:46am
  • omg thats the worst :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:13pm
  • ick, to giving birth & anal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:06pm
  • Anal only feels like pooping when pulling out at the end.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:31pm
  • lol Training day AWESOME MOVIE "KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!!!!!!!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:33am
  • way worse than pooping!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:06pm
  • 203 youre fucking retarted. anal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:18pm
  • girls don't poop......they like anal though hehe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:29pm
  • what are you talking about? anal? bc that's like pooping backwards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:57am
  • I hate pooping. It's annoying and I wish I didn't have to do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:28pm
  • i like it, but it is not like pooping, sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:35am
  • Love it...love everything about it. & 11:37.. too funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 7:31am
  • pooping and giving birth are not even REMOTELY close. you guys are fuckin idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:51pm
  • Had my first accidental slip into the wrong hole the other day. No "lube and patience" as some people suggested. Result? Full flegged balling crying...nothing like pooping.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:56am
  • Puttin Flexed Bologna Poles in Girls Exit Only Holes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Everybody Poops! (Great Book!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:02pm
  • yeah birth to a chocolate baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:26pm
  • anal feels like death. it's called a poop shoot for a reason.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:26pm
  • 7:02, One hump camels make one hump poop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:18pm
  • only feels like pooping for a little bit, then it just feels like great sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:20pm
  • 11:37 is my new best friend!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:08pm