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  • Submitted by butterf1yy on Jan 19, 11 at 11:26am

    So much room for activities

  • Submitted by rooster92 on Jan 19, 11 at 12:40pm

    she probably thought she was gonna be raped..i mean, you had the craziest look in your eye im pretty sure at one point you said 'lets get it on'

  • Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Jan 19, 11 at 12:45pm

    maybe she had a stomach full of white dog shit

  • Submitted by uberdub on Jan 19, 11 at 7:55pm

    and i'm looking good. i got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ballfro and she says "i've had the old bull, now i want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner

  • Submitted by spudman on Jan 19, 11 at 12:14pm

    Did she threaten to stab you in the neck with a knife?

  • Submitted by MartianVirus on Jan 19, 11 at 9:01pm

    Maybe you just looked real sweaty from watching Cops

  • Submitted by jesusjuice on Jan 19, 11 at 5:42pm

    Or maybe you're just a geriatric fuck! Two things! You keep your liver spotted hands off her beautiful mother, she's a saint! An then you sit down and write Dale and Brennan a check for ten thousand dollars! Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ASS! you'll be able to hear your small intestine as it produces SHIT!

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      Submitted by said8ED on Jan 20, 11 at 1:08am

      outburst of awesome

  • Submitted by schreimann on Jan 19, 11 at 4:01pm

    Did you ask what dinosaur she wanted to be or what her favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to is?

  • Submitted by just4laughs on Jan 19, 11 at 12:01pm

    im playing Moby-Dick for REAL!

  • Submitted by mkilla5576 on Jan 19, 11 at 7:02pm

    Did she threaten to drop you like a motherfucker if you got in her face?

  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jan 19, 11 at 8:58pm

    I tea-bagged your drum set!

  • Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 19, 11 at 11:57am

    Maybe she was really drunk and not interested?

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    Submitted by PotatoHead on Jan 19, 11 at 7:24pm

    Maybe she wasn't interested because you were annoying her while she was trying to watch shark week?

  • Submitted by ambur on Jan 19, 11 at 11:31am

    She's not interested.

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    Submitted by landonmetz on Jan 20, 11 at 2:48am

    She wouldn't hook up with you, even if there was a fire!!!

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    Submitted by BitchSlapper on Jan 19, 11 at 10:35pm

    Hahaha I love every comment under me lol

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    Submitted by uneed2calmdown on Jan 19, 11 at 11:08pm

    Favoriting, if not only for the comments. Amazing.

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    Submitted by shotpongretard on Jan 23, 11 at 1:10pm

    I think you trying to bury her alive pretty much did it.

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    Submitted by ElleSieb on Jan 19, 11 at 11:52pm

    Well... Are you a big fat curly headed fuck? Maybe thats why she wasnt interested...

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    Submitted by mikescott on Jan 23, 11 at 7:43pm

    both. she was just having fun with you.

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    Submitted by shotpongretard on Jan 21, 11 at 8:49pm

    You forgot to ask her, does she like guacamole?

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    Submitted by silverlining on Jan 19, 11 at 10:38pm

    A very fine movie to quote!

  • Submitted by kibbz on Jan 19, 11 at 11:19am

    Lol :) be happy it wasn't the hangover ;)

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      Submitted by StanSitwell on Jan 20, 11 at 9:30am

      guys this is supposed to be jicama, not bok choy\n\nhey dale, the empanadas are starting to sweat!