She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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So much room for activities
she probably thought she was gonna be raped..i mean, you had the craziest look in your eye im pretty sure at one point you said 'lets get it on'
and i'm looking good. i got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ballfro and she says "i've had the old bull, now i want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner
maybe she had a stomach full of white dog shit
Did she threaten to stab you in the neck with a knife?
Maybe you just looked real sweaty from watching Cops
Or maybe you're just a geriatric fuck! Two things! You keep your liver spotted hands off her beautiful mother, she's a saint! An then you sit down and write Dale and Brennan a check for ten thousand dollars! Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ASS! you'll be able to hear your small intestine as it produces SHIT!
outburst of awesome
Did you ask what dinosaur she wanted to be or what her favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to is?
im playing Moby-Dick for REAL!
Did she threaten to drop you like a motherfucker if you got in her face?
I tea-bagged your drum set!
Maybe she was really drunk and not interested?
Maybe she wasn't interested because you were annoying her while she was trying to watch shark week?
She's not interested.
Favoriting, if not only for the comments. Amazing.
Hahaha I love every comment under me lol
She wouldn't hook up with you, even if there was a fire!!!
I think you trying to bury her alive pretty much did it.
Well... Are you a big fat curly headed fuck? Maybe thats why she wasnt interested...
both. she was just having fun with you.
You forgot to ask her, does she like guacamole?
A very fine movie to quote!
Lol :) be happy it wasn't the hangover ;)
guys this is supposed to be jicama, not bok choy\n\nhey dale, the empanadas are starting to sweat!