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  • for the record, yes, it looks like you get laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:12am
  • Bad salesman! Should've offered you slimfast!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:11am
  • 1:54 - I don't NEED fake eyelashes. They're already long and luscious. Maybe everyone near you needs fake eyelashes because you live near toxic waste. -The quiet girl in the corner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:48am
  • I love when Walgreens has Magnums on clearance/sale. Makes my week.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:53pm
  • There are pretty realistic looking fake eyelashes these days. The fact that she bought them from Walgreens, however...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:55pm
  • no its makes you look stupid, wearing fake eyelashes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:05am
  • how stupid are you guys, everyone wears fake lashes nowadays, unless you live out in the freaking boonies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:54pm
  • Maybe, she was just holding out hope that you had a chance of getting laid! Odds are against it though with the fake eyelashes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:56pm
  • again... clearance condoms? who in his/her right mind buys these....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:29pm
  • Either you are being slutty for some reason beyond the lashes, or the woman's just stupid, slap her face. Anyways, wear mascara instead...at least it's your lashes you're extending..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:58pm
  • 1:54, the fact that your slum just got indoor plumbing does not give you the right to insult the intelligence of people with enough taste not to wear false eyelashes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:39pm
  • no, you look super high-class. obviously

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:32am
  • hey now, girls can wear fake eyelashes and not look like whores lol. some girls just dont have good eyelashes. which may or may not be the reason they aren't getting laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:39am
  • it makes you look like the only person who still wears fake eyelashes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:15am