The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
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for the record, yes, it looks like you get laid.
Bad salesman! Should've offered you slimfast!
1:54 - I don't NEED fake eyelashes. They're already long and luscious. Maybe everyone near you needs fake eyelashes because you live near toxic waste.
-The quiet girl in the corner.
I love when Walgreens has Magnums on clearance/sale. Makes my week.
There are pretty realistic looking fake eyelashes these days. The fact that she bought them from Walgreens, however...
no its makes you look stupid, wearing fake eyelashes.
how stupid are you guys, everyone wears fake lashes nowadays, unless you live out in the freaking boonies.
Maybe, she was just holding out hope that you had a chance of getting laid! Odds are against it though with the fake eyelashes.
again... clearance condoms? who in his/her right mind buys these....
Either you are being slutty for some reason beyond the lashes, or the woman's just stupid, slap her face.
Anyways, wear mascara instead...at least it's your lashes you're extending..
1:54, the fact that your slum just got indoor plumbing does not give you the right to insult the intelligence of people with enough taste not to wear false eyelashes.
no, you look super high-class. obviously
hey now, girls can wear fake eyelashes and not look like whores lol. some girls just dont have good eyelashes. which may or may not be the reason they aren't getting laid.
it makes you look like the only person who still wears fake eyelashes