Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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Why was your dad in a lesbian bar?
Only enforces the stereotype that lesbians have big time daddy issues.
It was probably meant for you, assuming you're a girl, that is
that's what he gets for drinking vodka and cranberry
and now his balls are neatly stored in the trophy cabin. :-)
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Fucking awesome ;)
I bet your dad is hot!
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well those bull dykes to carry strap ons. is he walking funny or crying in the shower ?
He probably just drank too much. Roofie-ing is actually pretty rare--look it up.
Like a boss?
Maybe you're dad is actually a woman...
Is that the lie he told your mom?!