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  • that's why the wedding dress is white.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:47pm
  • this isn't even your own text you copied it from that woman on that sports center show or wtv...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:07pm
  • Holly Horton on TSN's Sportscentre this morning while wearing a white coat... "I guess that makes me a Maytag"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:29pm
  • Sounds like something Tucker Max's friend Slingblade would say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 7:55pm
  • It's not a redneck, it's the President of Formula 1 racing, Bernie Ecclestone. He is also quoted as saying Hitler "got things done".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:20pm
  • fucking asshole...i don't cook or clean...that's what whipped men r for :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:30am
  • Your husband is a lucky man 3:34.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:50pm
  • im a guy and this thread pisses me the fuck off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:06am
  • Beautiful women don't have to cook. We're beautiful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:16pm
  • haha. i'm a woman, and i should be offended by such, but honestly, thats effin hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:08pm
  • don't worry your pretty little head, darlin, sometimes we men say some gosh darn awful things because deep down we just feel so inferior what with not being able to have babies and such. now here's $20, go buy yourself something nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:24pm
  • What a dick...........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:48pm
  • haha that is fuckin hilarious, and whoever made that stainless steel joke above, i take my hat off to you sir

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:30pm
  • My ex and I used "making a sandwich" as a euphemism for sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:45pm
  • haha I love the mindless chatter of a man who lost his job to a woman...it makes me so deeply happy :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:16pm
  • hahaha, this is great. I've been told that I'm a traitor to my gender, but these are so hilarious that all those other women need to lighten up. You ever notice that when women make fun of men, men laugh, but when men make fun of women, we take offense?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:26pm
  • This is frickin' funny (and I'm a girl)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:05pm
  • What's a beatiful woman like you doing out of the kitchen?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:25pm
  • 8:50, you'll mind when your husband leaves you for a younger woman and you have no means of supporting yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:08pm
  • Yes and all you men need to go to war and get your bitchasses killed for your country.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:20pm
  • Dear 8:50, it's totally fine if you want to stay home and do that stuff. However, do you really wish to be treated like crap while you're doing it? Do you want your husband to think there is nothing great or remarkable about you taking care of the house, just see it as something you are dutybound to do?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:11pm
  • well played 2:08 why are all sexist people considered redneck? I only fucked my sister twice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:19pm
  • well 2:26, isn't their a sandwich that needs making somewhere?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:27pm
  • why dont men want to marry fat chicks? because they eat everything LOLOLOLOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:31pm
  • How does every thread turn into a fat chick discussion? You people have issues.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:37pm
  • Women are like plants they should be buried before their grown

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 10 at 8:32pm
  • I'm not offended. It saves time when men wear their "HEY! I'M A BASTARD!" sign right on their chests. That way you know which ones to avoid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:45pm
  • FYI to all the people saying that 'its a joke' it is not a joke, Ecclestone was serious when saying this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:09am
  • i hate feminist freaks..and i'm a girl hell i don't mind if one day i'm a stay-at-home wife

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:50pm
  • All my appliances are stainless steel, so I guess I could wrap the bitch in aluminum foil. . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:08pm
  • they also have shorter feet so they can get closer to the sink

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:57pm
  • I guess we need to switch it from the rule of thumb to the rule of wrist, cuz thumb anint keepen thim in line no more! Heuck!

    Submitted by DeadpoolNV on Apr 9, 10 at 2:23am
  • yay for ladies with a sense of humor...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:52pm
  • Stay in the kitchen where you belong woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:07pm
  • He's outdated. Modern appliances are mainly done in black and stainless steel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:46pm
  • Good old Bernie Ecclestone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:45pm
  • what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? nothing she hasn't been told twice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:46am
  • why do fat women get laid? guys have low self esteem too LOLOLOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:54pm
  • in the early 1900s, it was legal for a man to beat his wife, as long as the stick was no wider than his thumb....ah the good ol days

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:52pm
  • he isn't a redneck. he is a european formula 1 boss. he said that after danica patrick was rumored to want to join f1.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:21pm
  • really, femenazis, just chill out. the text was just saying what some other person said. im a girl, and i find it funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:25am
  • 10:37 shut your mouth, women are to be seen and not heard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:01am
  • just for the record, that was a quote by Formula 1 Racing President Bernie Ecclestone. He also said in the same interview that "Hitler got stuff done". So yeah....you miiiight call him a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:16pm
  • yo, women who think this is funny don't have a good sense of humor, they just don't know any better. same for anyone else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:19am
  • hahahaha. wow. i'm a woman and prob should be offended.. but its so fucking hilarious..haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:53pm
  • 6:26: STFU and show your tits.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:31pm
  • ... You people are all fucking crazy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:42am
  • Men are able to do anything, for instance, How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open when she brings it to you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:07am
  • 7:06 am, you must be one of those man purse wearing extroverted vagina havin pussies that thinks all women want is a sensitive guy to talk about feelings and their period. Fucking lighten up pussaholic and have a laugh, it might help you to pull your head right out of your ass so you can take a breath and get some oxygen to your brain, that way you can think clearly! Have a sense of humor, douche!

    Submitted by destructo on Jun 8, 10 at 9:03pm
  • lmao. I love this. If my husband ever told me any of this, I'd prob get in the kitchen and make him a sammich just cuz he had the balls to say it to me. Haha. Naked, like my kitchen appliances.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:34pm
  • Halfrican! Hahahahahahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:44pm
  • im sure the votes for bad nights are from women, and good nights are from men. hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:01pm
  • All boys on this post dont get ass and are bitter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:09pm
  • Fat chicks wouldn't be breeding at all if it weren't for all the black guys who love them and impregnate them with all those little halfrican kids!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:44pm
  • hahaha I don't know why women would get offended this is a hilarious quote

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:41pm
  • i sort of agree, fat chicks should wear white because they should all be put to work since we dont want them to breed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:29pm
  • i'm gonna make my woman dress in white from now on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:20pm
  • 3:34, please teach other women to TAKE A FUCKING JOKE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:09pm
  • ouch. well he'll regret it when he's still a virgin in 15 years.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:44pm
  • 9:11, women who appreciate jokes such as these are the exact type of confident women who would never be in a relationship with somebody that disrespectful to begin with. get yours stay at home mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:37am
  • why don't woman need wristwatches? there is a clock on the stove.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:58pm
  • well you want the dishwasher to match the refrigerator don't you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:44pm
  • rednecks, whitetrash, bigots, uneducated, etc. theyre all the same to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:26pm
  • Bernie Ecclestone huh? This is the first I've heard of him but he is now my hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:24pm
  • Hahahaha... I get. It's funny cause women are good for nothing, no talent, screw-ups who should just shut up and make me a sammich already

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:37am
  • my girlfriend told me the best sexist joke i've ever heard. she's a keeper. what's the best part about a blowjob? 10 minutes of silence

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:26pm
  • redneck assholes, join the 21st century you douchebags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:13pm
  • 3:34, why the fuck didn't you marry a man who had enough money to pay for a maid and a cook. Men's place, after all, is to fork over money constantly for every whim and desire of his wife. I mean, if we're going to be shitty to the ladies, let's remind the men of their obligations.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:38pm
  • it's a joke. get over it. -a female.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:07pm
  • 2:08 pm, Freakin funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:19pm
  • my ex used to tell me to get in the kitchen and make him some pie. i died laughing every time. i should be offended by this, but alas, i'm not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:39pm
  • however, while all of the guys here are LOLing about this, the next guy i meet who can prove he is a femenist is getting blown. now THAT takes you being secure in your manhood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:27am
  • i dont know how to cook.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:15pm
  • Well, Hitler did get things done, they were horrible and disgusting, but done with extreme effeciency

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:23pm
  • This is an old joke. Why are wedding dresses white? So the dishwasher will match the other appliances. Sheesh. So he famously was noted a copy cat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:45pm
  • hahahahaha im a woman, and i find demeaning jokes funny too. just don't think about it for too long.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:04pm
  • I have a sense of humor and it's pretty perverted some times but this isn't funny it falls flat. As for the slingblade comment he fell in love with the stripper and became puss-whipped. The only reason women should be in the kitchen or anywhere else is to fix a mans mistake.

    Submitted by janesaddiction on Sep 4, 10 at 12:05am
  • 2:26 has daddy issues!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:33pm
  • why couldn't helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:01pm
  • fucking amzing keep them in thier place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:18pm
  • Lmao!!!!!

    Submitted by choke_me on Jan 9, 12 at 9:17pm
  • there are apparently more boys on this site than men, and more also than women if more people said good night than bad night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:32am
  • Get a sense of humor people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:38am