He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
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that's why the wedding dress is white.
this isn't even your own text you copied it from that woman on that sports center show or wtv...
Sounds like something Tucker Max's friend Slingblade would say
Holly Horton on TSN's Sportscentre this morning while wearing a white coat... "I guess that makes me a Maytag"
It's not a redneck, it's the President of Formula 1 racing, Bernie Ecclestone. He is also quoted as saying Hitler "got things done".
Your husband is a lucky man 3:34.
fucking asshole...i don't cook or clean...that's what whipped men r for :)
im a guy and this thread pisses me the fuck off
Beautiful women don't have to cook. We're beautiful.
haha. i'm a woman, and i should be offended by such, but honestly, thats effin hilarious.
don't worry your pretty little head, darlin, sometimes we men say some gosh darn awful things because deep down we just feel so inferior what with not being able to have babies and such. now here's $20, go buy yourself something nice.
What a dick...........
My ex and I used "making a sandwich" as a euphemism for sex
haha that is fuckin hilarious, and whoever made that stainless steel joke above, i take my hat off to you sir
hahaha, this is great. I've been told that I'm a traitor to my gender, but these are so hilarious that all those other women need to lighten up. You ever notice that when women make fun of men, men laugh, but when men make fun of women, we take offense?
What's a beatiful woman like you doing out of the kitchen?
haha I love the mindless chatter of a man who lost his job to a woman...it makes me so deeply happy :-)
8:50, you'll mind when your husband leaves you for a younger woman and you have no means of supporting yourself.
Yes and all you men need to go to war and get your bitchasses killed for your country.
This is frickin' funny (and I'm a girl)
Dear 8:50, it's totally fine if you want to stay home and do that stuff. However, do you really wish to be treated like crap while you're doing it? Do you want your husband to think there is nothing great or remarkable about you taking care of the house, just see it as something you are dutybound to do?
How does every thread turn into a fat chick discussion? You people have issues.
well 2:26, isn't their a sandwich that needs making somewhere?
well played 2:08
why are all sexist people considered redneck? I only fucked my sister twice.
they also have shorter feet so they can get closer to the sink
i hate feminist freaks..and i'm a girl
hell i don't mind if one day i'm a stay-at-home wife
I'm not offended. It saves time when men wear their "HEY! I'M A BASTARD!" sign right on their chests. That way you know which ones to avoid.
Women are like plants they should be buried before their grown
why dont men want to marry fat chicks?
because they eat everything
All my appliances are stainless steel, so I guess I could wrap the bitch in aluminum foil. . .
FYI to all the people saying that 'its a joke' it is not a joke, Ecclestone was serious when saying this
He's outdated. Modern appliances are mainly done in black and stainless steel.
I guess we need to switch it from the rule of thumb to the rule of wrist, cuz thumb anint keepen thim in line no more! Heuck!
what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothing she hasn't been told twice
why do fat women get laid?
guys have low self esteem too
yay for ladies with a sense of humor...
Good old Bernie Ecclestone.
hahahaha. wow. i'm a woman and prob should be offended.. but its so fucking hilarious..haha
Stay in the kitchen where you belong woman.
in the early 1900s, it was legal for a man to beat his wife, as long as the stick was no wider than his thumb....ah the good ol days
yo, women who think this is funny don't have a good sense of humor, they just don't know any better. same for anyone else.
he isn't a redneck. he is a european formula 1 boss. he said that after danica patrick was rumored to want to join f1.
really, femenazis, just chill out. the text was just saying what some other person said. im a girl, and i find it funny.
just for the record, that was a quote by Formula 1 Racing President Bernie Ecclestone. He also said in the same interview that "Hitler got stuff done". So yeah....you miiiight call him a douche.
10:37 shut your mouth, women are to be seen and not heard
All boys on this post dont get ass and are bitter.
... You people are all fucking crazy.
Men are able to do anything, for instance, How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be open when she brings it to you
STFU and show your tits.
im sure the votes for bad nights are from women, and good nights are from men. hahaha
7:06 am, you must be one of those man purse wearing extroverted vagina havin pussies that thinks all women want is a sensitive guy to talk about feelings and their period. Fucking lighten up pussaholic and have a laugh, it might help you to pull your head right out of your ass so you can take a breath and get some oxygen to your brain, that way you can think clearly! Have a sense of humor, douche!
lmao. I love this. If my husband ever told me any of this, I'd prob get in the kitchen and make him a sammich just cuz he had the balls to say it to me. Haha. Naked, like my kitchen appliances.
hahaha I don't know why women would get offended this is a hilarious quote
3:34, please teach other women to TAKE A FUCKING JOKE
ouch. well he'll regret it when he's still a virgin in 15 years.
Fat chicks wouldn't be breeding at all if it weren't for all the black guys who love them and impregnate them with all those little halfrican kids!
i sort of agree, fat chicks should wear white because they should all be put to work since we dont want them to breed
i'm gonna make my woman dress in white from now on
well you want the dishwasher to match the refrigerator don't you?
why don't woman need wristwatches? there is a clock on the stove.
9:11, women who appreciate jokes such as these are the exact type of confident women who would never be in a relationship with somebody that disrespectful to begin with. get yours stay at home mom.
rednecks, whitetrash, bigots, uneducated, etc. theyre all the same to me.
redneck assholes, join the 21st century you douchebags.
my girlfriend told me the best sexist joke i've ever heard. she's a keeper.
what's the best part about a blowjob?
10 minutes of silence
Hahahaha... I get. It's funny cause women are good for nothing, no talent, screw-ups who should just shut up and make me a sammich already
3:34, why the fuck didn't you marry a man who had enough money to pay for a maid and a cook. Men's place, after all, is to fork over money constantly for every whim and desire of his wife. I mean, if we're going to be shitty to the ladies, let's remind the men of their obligations.
Bernie Ecclestone huh? This is the first I've heard of him but he is now my hero.
2:08 pm, Freakin funny
it's a joke. get over it.
however, while all of the guys here are LOLing about this, the next guy i meet who can prove he is a femenist is getting blown. now THAT takes you being secure in your manhood
my ex used to tell me to get in the kitchen and make him some pie. i died laughing every time. i should be offended by this, but alas, i'm not.
Well, Hitler did get things done, they were horrible and disgusting, but done with extreme effeciency
i dont know how to cook.
hahahahaha im a woman, and i find demeaning jokes funny too. just don't think about it for too long.
This is an old joke. Why are wedding dresses white? So the dishwasher will match the other appliances. Sheesh. So he famously was noted a copy cat.
I have a sense of humor and it's pretty perverted some times but this isn't funny it falls flat. As for the slingblade comment he fell in love with the stripper and became puss-whipped. The only reason women should be in the kitchen or anywhere else is to fix a mans mistake.
2:26 has daddy issues!!!
why couldn't helen keller drive?
because shes a woman.
fucking amzing keep them in thier place
there are apparently more boys on this site than men, and more also than women if more people said good night than bad night.
Get a sense of humor people