It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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What kind of reggae band has a ball tapper?
They were called "The Wailers" for a reason.
Funny thing is I bet nobody's ever complained to her. The phrase "stop; let me show you how" truly makes the world a better place.
Who the FUCK votes good night on this?
thats what happens when you fuck calypso from pirates of the carribean
Lucky she doesn't like rock music. Kick drum anyone?
How was it sex if she tapped on your balls? Your job to fuck her!
constructive critism is a good thing
You you you you ain't seen my balls
I hereby pledge my agree-ance with Said8ed.
I'd snatch that bitch up in a bear trap.
Nail her to the wall by her clit!
I would kick that bitch in the clit
I'd give her a helpful hint and then continue, ya know, HAVING SEX, but yeah, your way is probably better.