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  • 47 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:43pm

    The area code is from Colorado, so I'm thinking Southern California is far more likely than South Carolina.

  • 40 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:49am

    all i have to say is the COCKS need the TROJANS.. why can't we all be friends????

  • 47 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:05pm

    Dear 1:52, I love you. Let's procreate.

  • 39 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:43pm

    idiots. it was obviously southern california, who gives a shit about some godawful school of little consequence?

  • 45 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:35pm

    if jesus was a frat boy he would be the life of the party...water into wine= golden

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:23pm

    Jesus spoke Aramaic....everything else WAS greek to Him.

  • 38 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:48pm

    will you women at least figure out if the texter is talking about So. Cal or So. Car. These friggin retards are going to have an aneurism with this pac-10, SEC thing.

  • 36 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:43am

    5:33 i was just at dundee last march and their student union was awesome! oh and for people who hate on fraternities i give you a big FUCK YOU! because we're not all rich pompous idiots with daddy's money...there are a lot of nice guys in fraternities, the stereotype just pisses me off!

  • 41 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:27am

    yay paying for friends who make you do dumb shit!

  • 36 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:23pm

    your trojans cant hold our cocks, so suck on it!!! and Borat would join Chi Psi if he was at USC...Thank God!

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:25am

    USC = fake Carolina UNC = real Carolina

  • 35 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:48am

    and probably USC... as in Southern California. i feel sad for you that you think greek life is going to be soooo amazing. dumbass.

  • 31 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:39am

    at USC (so cal one) greek life is life. Good luck finding many parties otherwise. Its fucking lame.

  • 35 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:46pm

    USC, the University of Southern California, is in the pac-10 (Pacific 10) conference, obviously not the SEC (Southeastern Conference). What the hell kind of football fans are you? 12:18 You are exactly right. Just felt that in the interest of full discloser I should add the boys from the south as well.

  • 33 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:48am

    Jesus would never rush because jesus has a brain :-)

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:04pm

    no he wouldnt usc frat guys are douche bags and jesus isnt

  • 30 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:24pm

    USC is in the SEC dumbass

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:24pm

    People are obviously hating on USC (Southern California) because they are jealous. So sorry for all of you :)

  • 31 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:32pm

    football! protein!! coccaine! manhood! football! drills! football!

  • 33 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:25pm

    University of South Carolina? They are in the SEC... PAC 10 is definitely not the only conference. But there is no way to know what school they are talking about. Christians and the Greek system exist at both, I am guessing!

  • 30 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:52pm

    there are at least a million guys named Jesus in LA!

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:17am

    You can't spell SUCKS without USC. That's from the Bible. Jesus said it himself, right before he fed fish to a bunch of people.

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:21pm

    jesus went to the university of nazareth and majored in carpentry you guys true facts i learned it at church he was the king at keg stands

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:17pm

    Jesus doesn't have to buy friends.

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:17pm

    jesus needs to get off his ass and craft me a beer pong table

  • 29 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:08pm

    did anyone think it might be rushing... as in rushing for football? In which case it would CLEARLY be Southern California since all Carolina teams suck. :)

  • 31 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 7:24pm

    Jesus went to UCSC dammit!

  • 31 39
    Submitted by imabaus on May 5, 10 at 10:45pm

    Go gamecocks!

  • 31 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:18pm

    FUSC. Real football only occurs in the BIG XII and the SEC.

  • 26 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:33pm

    Thanks for explaining 4:44!! sounds weird really, we just go to the student union :)!

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:53am

    poor guy, excited about greeks . he'll enter greek life, have access to better parties and more connections. man sometimes i wish i was gdi

  • 33 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:27am

    Proooooooobably a girl.

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:05pm

    South Carolina was a school before California was a state. South Carolina is the real USC, although frats there do suck.

  • 30 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 7:47pm

    greek life is huge at usc in LA, def about so cal

  • 29 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:19am

    LMAO 10:17!!! :D :D :D

  • 29 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:01pm

    Jesus says, "A trojan is only good for one night."

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:41pm

    California was still Mexico by the time USC was a university. Our football team may suck but it's a great school. And the poor illiterate who wants to transfer to Clemson is probably still upset and bitter because he's got acne like a 14 year old, dresses goth, has pierced nipples, and couldn't get into a frat.

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:31pm

    USC is in the pac-10? not the SEC....

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:03pm

    usc = university of southern california. not fucking south carolina thanks -submitter

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:27pm

    12:18 so true, Big XII runs the show every year.

  • 23 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:58pm

    jesus would rather rot in hell than be a USC trojan. GO BRUINS!

  • 28 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:45pm

    2:52 - i love you. marry me.

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:04pm

    since 720 is in colorado, im guessing he's talking about So Cal.

  • 23 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:39am

    haha... it's so funny how everyone cares so much about our school that there are 61 replies from people who don't even go here! get a lifeee.

  • 26 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:12pm

    2:05 - I'm a girl, so if you're into that sort of thing, absolutely!

  • 24 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:29pm

    No one even cares about south Carolina

  • 25 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:52pm

    Maybe.....but Jesus would much rather go to Notre Dame!

  • 26 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:23am

    9:48 is against rush cause he knows he can never get a bid. What kind of man uses smiley faces anyway?

  • 26 45
    Submitted by zack9103 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:45pm

    Jesus goes yo KU!!

  • 23 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:36pm

    jesus would rush gamma delta iota for sure and wear its letters proudly daily LOL

  • 30 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:32pm

    USC is southern california the one and ONLY real USC which is why espn refers to them as such also, go to usc.edu to see the TRUE usc

  • 25 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:26pm

    All you Pac-10ers that said the SEC fans were stupid, well consider yourselves in the same category!

  • 22 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:17am

    Jesus was smart, he would never have rushed. And it doesn't matter which USC. They both suck (and I actually attend the University of South Carolina which is sad to say).

  • 23 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:36pm

    my guess is, this is a football-related text in regards to the University of Southern California's football team

  • 25 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:32pm

    the university of south carolina got to host michael phelps smoking a bong. i believe this alone can make usc better than soco :]

  • 19 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:03pm

    If its southern cal... their a piece of nasty dirty shit shit shit shit

  • 24 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:09pm

    Can someone explain what's "rush"? We clearly dont have that in Scotland!

  • 22 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:17pm

    OMG not pac10, obviously, sack 10. SoCal's answer to teabagging.

  • 20 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:18pm

    As a USC student, I'd have to say this is probably about south carolina. We have a pretty big greek system, but then again I don't know how big the trojan's greek system is. Either way, frats are overrated as fuck and I doubt jesus would rush.