She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
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"Missed a few birth control pills."
That's why you always use a condom, too.
hahaha i liked the pest control part..
There is an itchy paste in my bum bum!
The quiet guy in the corner
proceeded. not preceded.
Fake. Somebody working out their stand up act
Do you have to say ever fucking one is fake? Stfu
they have expentant mother spots at my mall, i use it all the time. use to get some really nasty looks when i was 16 lol
It's fake you stupid douche
cvs has "expectant mother parking" real talk.
4:20 . Same here lol .. Deffinately know what u mean .. I hate when people fuck that up .. Like is it rele that hard to spell something correct.? Haha
This is hilarious, it's just a little prank people chill haha
who doesn't like fucking with their boyfriends heads once in a while?
What places have an "expectant mother" parking spot?
sounds like the woman of my dreams
So "preceded", meaning she asked if it was in the pest control section FIRST then made u park in the expectant mothers spot?
THAT is the funniest shit ever!!! lol
haha OP fuck your life
for the record, CVS definitely has expectant mothers' parking!
12:36, either you live in Texas or you visit there. cause HEB is strictly Texas. and yes many places have expectant mother parking spaces. and who cares if this is fake, its freaking hilarious.
I know a lot of places with expectant mother parking spots..
WHAT IS THIS??? SUPERCVS??
This is good - one of my favorites of all time.
Uh-oh, somebody needs an abortion!
and this sounds more like an FML than a text...
hahaha this is soo freakin' hilarious. Love the pest control part.
Pest control!!! Victory is mine!!!
She seems like a cunt if SHE missed the birth control pills, and you seem like a pussy if she can boss you around like that. Also:ALWAYS wrap it. Seriously.
NOOOO! One text with "proceeded to" slipping into TFLN, and the floodgates have opened. Neither text even uses the phrase properly! DON'T WRITE IT TYPE IT TEXT IT!
I will proceed to smite the next sender of "proceeded to."
pro-tip: she's a psycho bitch
also... rep Kroger! hell yeah
Funny stuff. I love Zachary David Johnson to deathhhhhh.
I'm in 9th grade and my dad is in the band foofighters and I don't even think that's funny
If this is true, ur gf is a bitch.
the next time someone uses that phrase, especially using the incorrect word, i will "proceed to" hunt them down and punch them in the face
I think it's time you save up for an abortion and find a different pussy. The one your with now is a dumb cunt
the CVS at arizona state university has an expectant mother spot, which is the 602 area code
never put your dick into anything that stupid without a condom.
i dont care if it's fake, I hope it's not tho, because if I was working in that store that day, it would of made my week (hope shes not preggo tho...she'd fail as a mother)
Dude, if this is your girlfriend, you fucking win. That sounds like the coolest girl ever, haha.
My kinna bitch. Didn't know they made expectant mother spots at CVS I only saw one at Best Buy.
I've only seen the expectant mother parking at Kroger, HEB and Walmart.... CVS is way too small to have one of those.... I agree, someone is working on their stand up act...
Leave her ass there IMO
If the OP is a guy we is the biggest pussy I have ever encountered. She made him go with her to CVS, told him where to park. He probably carries her purse when they go out and sits down to pee. The OP should go to the sports section of CVS and see what a pair of balls looks like
our best buy has expectant mother spaces
Haha yeah they should totally start putting birth control in the pest control section
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