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  • hahaha i liked the pest control part..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:32pm
  • "Missed a few birth control pills." That's why you always use a condom, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:58pm
  • There is an itchy paste in my bum bum! The quiet guy in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:22pm
  • Fake. Somebody working out their stand up act

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:57am
  • Do you have to say ever fucking one is fake? Stfu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:54am
  • they have expentant mother spots at my mall, i use it all the time. use to get some really nasty looks when i was 16 lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:28pm
  • It's fake you stupid douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:39pm
  • proceeded. not preceded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:53am
  • cvs has "expectant mother parking" real talk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:27pm
  • 4:20 . Same here lol .. Deffinately know what u mean .. I hate when people fuck that up .. Like is it rele that hard to spell something correct.? Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:08pm
  • This is hilarious, it's just a little prank people chill haha who doesn't like fucking with their boyfriends heads once in a while?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:26pm
  • What places have an "expectant mother" parking spot? Anyways, fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:21pm
  • sounds like the woman of my dreams

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:20pm
  • So "preceded", meaning she asked if it was in the pest control section FIRST then made u park in the expectant mothers spot?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:36pm
  • THAT is the funniest shit ever!!! lol

    Submitted by ArizonaJessika on Nov 9, 10 at 1:27am
  • haha OP fuck your life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:38am
  • for the record, CVS definitely has expectant mothers' parking!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:56am
  • 12:36, either you live in Texas or you visit there. cause HEB is strictly Texas. and yes many places have expectant mother parking spaces. and who cares if this is fake, its freaking hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:18am
  • I know a lot of places with expectant mother parking spots..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:42pm
  • WHAT IS THIS??? SUPERCVS??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:55pm
  • Proceeded* and this sounds more like an FML than a text...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:56pm
  • This is good - one of my favorites of all time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:31pm
  • Pest control!!! Victory is mine!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:41pm
  • Uh-oh, somebody needs an abortion!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:16pm
  • hahaha this is soo freakin' hilarious. Love the pest control part.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:59pm
  • She seems like a cunt if SHE missed the birth control pills, and you seem like a pussy if she can boss you around like that. Also:ALWAYS wrap it. Seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:27pm
  • NOOOO! One text with "proceeded to" slipping into TFLN, and the floodgates have opened. Neither text even uses the phrase properly! DON'T WRITE IT TYPE IT TEXT IT! I will proceed to smite the next sender of "proceeded to."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:45pm
  • Funny stuff. I love Zachary David Johnson to deathhhhhh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:27pm
  • pro-tip: she's a psycho bitch also... rep Kroger! hell yeah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:40pm
  • I'm in 9th grade and my dad is in the band foofighters and I don't even think that's funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:21am
  • If this is true, ur gf is a bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:55am
  • the next time someone uses that phrase, especially using the incorrect word, i will "proceed to" hunt them down and punch them in the face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:20pm
  • I think it's time you save up for an abortion and find a different pussy. The one your with now is a dumb cunt

    Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 13, 10 at 1:23am
  • the CVS at arizona state university has an expectant mother spot, which is the 602 area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:38pm
  • i dont care if it's fake, I hope it's not tho, because if I was working in that store that day, it would of made my week (hope shes not preggo tho...she'd fail as a mother)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:39am
  • Dude, if this is your girlfriend, you fucking win. That sounds like the coolest girl ever, haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:43pm
  • never put your dick into anything that stupid without a condom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:04am
  • My kinna bitch. Didn't know they made expectant mother spots at CVS I only saw one at Best Buy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:29am
  • I've only seen the expectant mother parking at Kroger, HEB and Walmart.... CVS is way too small to have one of those.... I agree, someone is working on their stand up act...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:36pm
  • Leave her ass there IMO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:59am
  • If the OP is a guy we is the biggest pussy I have ever encountered. She made him go with her to CVS, told him where to park. He probably carries her purse when they go out and sits down to pee. The OP should go to the sports section of CVS and see what a pair of balls looks like

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:35pm
  • Haha yeah they should totally start putting birth control in the pest control section

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:54pm
  • our best buy has expectant mother spaces

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Fake Fake Fake Fake FakeFake Fake Fake Fake FakeFake Fake Fake Fake FakeFake Fake Fake Fake Fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:55am
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