She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
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hahaha i liked the pest control part..
There is an itchy paste in my bum bum!
The quiet guy in the corner
Fake. Somebody working out their stand up act
It's fake you stupid douche
"Missed a few birth control pills."
That's why you always use a condom, too.
Do you have to say ever fucking one is fake? Stfu
proceeded. not preceded.
they have expentant mother spots at my mall, i use it all the time. use to get some really nasty looks when i was 16 lol
cvs has "expectant mother parking" real talk.
What places have an "expectant mother" parking spot?
4:20 . Same here lol .. Deffinately know what u mean .. I hate when people fuck that up .. Like is it rele that hard to spell something correct.? Haha
sounds like the woman of my dreams
This is hilarious, it's just a little prank people chill haha
who doesn't like fucking with their boyfriends heads once in a while?
So "preceded", meaning she asked if it was in the pest control section FIRST then made u park in the expectant mothers spot?
for the record, CVS definitely has expectant mothers' parking!
haha OP fuck your life
I know a lot of places with expectant mother parking spots..
Pest control!!! Victory is mine!!!
WHAT IS THIS??? SUPERCVS??
and this sounds more like an FML than a text...
THAT is the funniest shit ever!!! lol
This is good - one of my favorites of all time.
12:36, either you live in Texas or you visit there. cause HEB is strictly Texas. and yes many places have expectant mother parking spaces. and who cares if this is fake, its freaking hilarious.
NOOOO! One text with "proceeded to" slipping into TFLN, and the floodgates have opened. Neither text even uses the phrase properly! DON'T WRITE IT TYPE IT TEXT IT!
I will proceed to smite the next sender of "proceeded to."
hahaha this is soo freakin' hilarious. Love the pest control part.
Uh-oh, somebody needs an abortion!
Funny stuff. I love Zachary David Johnson to deathhhhhh.
She seems like a cunt if SHE missed the birth control pills, and you seem like a pussy if she can boss you around like that. Also:ALWAYS wrap it. Seriously.
the CVS at arizona state university has an expectant mother spot, which is the 602 area code
If this is true, ur gf is a bitch.
I think it's time you save up for an abortion and find a different pussy. The one your with now is a dumb cunt
I'm in 9th grade and my dad is in the band foofighters and I don't even think that's funny
the next time someone uses that phrase, especially using the incorrect word, i will "proceed to" hunt them down and punch them in the face
i dont care if it's fake, I hope it's not tho, because if I was working in that store that day, it would of made my week (hope shes not preggo tho...she'd fail as a mother)
Dude, if this is your girlfriend, you fucking win. That sounds like the coolest girl ever, haha.
pro-tip: she's a psycho bitch
also... rep Kroger! hell yeah
never put your dick into anything that stupid without a condom.
My kinna bitch. Didn't know they made expectant mother spots at CVS I only saw one at Best Buy.
I've only seen the expectant mother parking at Kroger, HEB and Walmart.... CVS is way too small to have one of those.... I agree, someone is working on their stand up act...
If the OP is a guy we is the biggest pussy I have ever encountered. She made him go with her to CVS, told him where to park. He probably carries her purse when they go out and sits down to pee. The OP should go to the sports section of CVS and see what a pair of balls looks like
Leave her ass there IMO
our best buy has expectant mother spaces
Haha yeah they should totally start putting birth control in the pest control section
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