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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:14pm

    Did you also tell them about the free candy day tomorrow? All they have to do is knock on residents' doors, say the password (it's "trick or treat") and they get free candy! WOAH!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:51pm

    WhooooooHoooooooo another RACE WAR !!!! YAY!

  • 96 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:03am

    YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKTARD LOSERS AND WILL DIE HORRIBLY TONIGHT.

  • 96 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:35pm

    Billy Mays here with Chipotlaway!

  • 90 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:04pm

    as long as you have chipotlaway for afterward!

  • 91 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:54pm

    3:23 - Homeless is a costume.

  • 92 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:59pm

    @3:37 White people only voted for McCain because he was white. See what I did there?

  • 83 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:17pm

    I'm trying to figure out who the other person was that thumbs uped 359, besides himself.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:23pm

    a) It's Chipotle... b) you aren't... c) who in the world would send this as a text... d) they have to dress up as a burrito, so not free... e) WTF why did mods let this on, its not funny.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:55pm

    3:54 what are you talking about?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:16pm

    438, I believe it's "forefathers." But wow, you are one hell of a racist! Where's your white hood? It better be clean cuz you can wear it tomorrow as part of your costume and no one would ever guess it was you responsible for all those burnings!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:01am

    That's cool, but I wouldn't make flyers for the homeless.

  • 74 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:33pm

    Fuck you I work at chipotle

  • 79 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:01pm

    why the hell would you do something so stupid? it's gonna be crowded enough as is w/o homeless people.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:33pm

    If you were homeless, you'd be home by now

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:37pm

    all you have to do to "dress like a burrito" is wear tin foil. last year all i did was hold tin foil. they are so busy on halloween they dont care if you actually try to look like a burrito or not. so shut up fuckers. this is an amazing idea.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:48pm

    awww that is so cute!!! Smart idea!

  • 78 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:03pm

    Hahahahahahaha 5:16 FTW!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:29am

    Why? So they have to order chipotleaway to clean the blood from their underwear... You disgust me

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:18pm

    *4:38 sorry. my argument is now invalid.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:34pm

    Are you letting them know that, according to Chipotle, the only way to get a free burrito is to dress up like a burrito?

  • 77 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:34pm

    NOVAAA. love my town.

  • 81 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:24pm

    That won't work, they gotta buy chipoltaway to get rid of the bloody stains in their newspaper underwear

  • 78 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:21pm

    Ill have a pretzel, minus the salt. TY

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:29pm

    whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:43pm

    That's Quacktastic!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:33pm

    Charles Rutherford hopes the homeless die of disentary from eating that foreign muck!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:13pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 56 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:26pm

    damn unknown errors!