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(919): View more from North Carolina

You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny

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(925): View more from California

I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.

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(239): View more from Florida

How drunk do you guys plan on getting?

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We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?

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(315): View more from New York

He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.

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(954): View more from Florida

She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.

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(317): View more from Indiana

btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.

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(323): View more from California

Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...

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