i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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You spelled small wrong
Just because there's room doesn't mean it feels good, you sodding twat.
Natures cruel joke on womankind...gracing the dumbest galoots with big cocks. Big dumb men with big wangs usually equals a bad lay. I'd rather have slightly smaller, but with better presence and agility.
Nothing is worse than a man who stares blankly, thrusts like an automaton, and then thinks he is god's gift.
I've said that to a man. Some dicks are just too big, I don't care how good the sex is, it's not worth the initial pain.
Guess what guys? Girls need clitoral stimulation. You need more than a big dick; you need SKILLS.
I pull out my 3 inches of thunder and girls hug each other in fear.
a girl can work around big penises. i might turn down sex, but not some good fingering and oral. you were probably a bad kisser before you even dropped your pants.
@ 6:16 not me…,.....6 inches hard but I lick very very well !!
2:03(1)- I didn't get it at first, but now I see that you are a hilarious person. I applaud you.
I believe this when my shit turns purple and smells of rainbow sherbert.
I'm glad to see your imagination works well even if your ability to tell a lie doesnt
oh well she probably is fuckin princess
My man has a huge dick. 10 (haven't measured yet) and it's also pretty thick. Nothing feels better than him taking him time turning me on and warming me up then slammin me with it ;) Bug dicks are not a bad thing if they know how to work you up :) But also on the other hand, my ex had a very small dick, about 4 in and I still loved it! Big or small doesn't natter without any skills!!
interesting how the average penis is 5 inches, however every one here seems to represent the 1% of the population with giant schlongs
mines bigger than ron jeremy's btw, we used rulers
......im sure thats exactly how it went.
im curious. i havent measured in a while. do they grow with age? im almost afraid to measure again haha
245 you are a fucking whore
I hear ya 859. I hate when that happens. I did recieved deepthroat as a consolation prize once though. Keep ya head up
Giant dicks scare me. Big dicks are nice, but there IS a limit....
i agree with 6:25!! I'm skinny but i make it fit!
Lmfao I bet everyone in this chat has a small dick :P it's the people who don't brag who r packing u small dicked teenage boys! Bahahahaa
Did she say you HAD or WERE a big dick?
5 year olds just aren't ready for adult penis
Wow thts a first
I have never seen a dick bigger than a baby's head, or a dick that was 20 inches long. Lighten up, bitches -- there is plenty of room in that cooch
More likely you have a bush as big as the dick you imagine you have.
Oh I'm a slut cause my bf has a dick?? Wow get a life really
gosh that fuckin bitch
hrmmm..... that sounds familiar....
holy shit. 859 military and huge dick. wow i think i fucked this guy.
I appreciate a a woman who can deepthroat . But what's really tough about having a Uber-long schwango is when I get stomach acid burns on the head of it.
6:51 here! Who wants to play??!
Be 8", thick, curved and eat pussy for days. Then you'll have my life. Its a good life.
Cuss?? \nFuckin Bitch Digging Dick Lover Suffer Penis Kisser My Fuckin Friend Who Sucks On My Penis And Who I Fucked In Bed Last Night.
@ 3:44, you mean they tell you that you ARE a big dickhead?
i love you. please call me <3
Hey 651.... You fucked a chic with a bigger than yours? How was he!!!
1:59!! Super Troopers!!
.........and then you woke up
Or 3:44 girls tell you " you are a big dickhead" !!
You could make millions with a talking cat
am i the only virgin up here ,
what a DUMB BITCH! big dicks are increeeeeedible. i would never turn one down!
4:09 ---love that guy
You're better off man. I tore my dick skin once trying to squeeze into a vagina I had no business trying to squeeze into.
maybe your dick smelled bad.
My area code
i think she denied you cus you are a huge tool, not cus of your tool... BTW 2:03, i like your moves!!
gosh what's up with that bitch she doesn't know what she's missing out on
I love how all the "guys" on here are are 8+ inches when more than 75% of guys are 6inches or smaller. I won't lie, im like 6-7 inches, but its all about knowing what your doing. Ive fucked girls that have had 9 inch dicks and told me I was better.
that girl is ridiculous. there are two types of girls: girls who say size matters, and girls who lie.
Haha I'm suuuure that's the reason she said that...not!!
6:09 the words u speak r oh so true...I thought I shed a tear
Do lesbians care about the size of fingers?
1. i dont go to UK never been to college im in the military!
2. i dont have herpes i get tested every 6 months
3. its not huges she was jus a very small framed girl!!
4. 7:04 and 5:36 who are u wanting to call u???
@ 7:31 I work in a hospital and I can tell you they don't get bigger with age.
LMAO@ Sept 24 2:03 "You spelled small wrong" LMAO
251 (2) u read my mind perfectly. It seems like everyone has big dicks on here surprisingly or just big ego's.
Yeah for 3:25 & 3:46! Apparently at least two people know about anatomy :) ...more size don't mean jack (and can seriously hurt) if you don't pay attention to the parts the count.
there is definitely a limit on how big the guy can be before it hurts like hell and just isn't worth it. no matter how well lubricated you might be.
Haha my area code! Go Lexington, ky!
Haha small dicks rule
Are you sure she turned you down because you are "too big" and not that you had a funky rash or something?
Yeah I once turned down a girl cause her pussy was too tight and perfect lol you fuckin loser.
Shouldve fuck her guts out
3:43, you made me nasally ejaculate my coffee. Thank you, my office mates are now looking at me with a mixture of concern and confusion.
Put it in my ass balls deep.
6:25 I think we need to talk....
Get a life and some class 244
Perfect 3:25 : ). That's where lick first !!
Oh fucking really. I'm calling bull shit
Truth about this text: you're lying to yourself. She turned you down and you're bragging to you "bros"...
OP is insecure about his little willy so decided to post this load of shit hahahahaha
Meh. Fuck big dicks, not literally. Ha. I have a 5-6 incher but its really not the size. Idk about anyone else with a non-huge cock but i learned to please the girl before myself so they dont pay attention nor care about it. And the OP sounds like he just needed to get an anon fantasy off his chest.
6:51 and 7:00 sound like my kind of guys!
i never said it was huge its only 8in....the girl was a small frame girl!!
I'm also from this area. 2:19 and 2:54 FTW.
Had that happen once where I had to turn someon down, who I was dating Ty. It can be scary big!
1;59 that'd be an awesome world
Big surprise, guys, girls don't care how big you are. Anything over four inches is fine. You actually have to back up your dick with fingers and tongue, so all your imaginary inches are irrelevant.
If this was you in a situation you wouldn't be so mean to everyone else. Everyone who is rude g
Grow up and get a life agree @ 2:44
3:39 apparently you don't know much about dick variations
2:44 you should probably kill yourself
You're not experienced yet! Give it a year or two and you'll love it!
It just wasn't big enough huh??? Haha
Ya, I've said that before.
No. Everyone on here is a virgin.
I have a four inch dick hard and girls tell me
All the time I am the best fuck they ever had bc I know how to use it! It's more than just going in and out! Much more...
I've turned guys who were too big down before. My bf is 8 1/2 and I think he's too big, but I love him, so I've been working with him on that.
It's going in one hole, cumslut. Choose which or I'll fuck 'em all.
I gotta agree with 6:09. My last ex has a 9" at least and didn't know what to do with it. My current bf has a about a 7-8" and rocks my world!!
That's probably the only good rejection to get
And this is why guys with big dicks sometimes coincidentally have large hands with long fingers ;)
This happened to me. I'm running a 9 3/4.
That's when the girl should have offered herself up for a skullfuck
Mine is green and smells like burnt hair
1. You probably are a drunk, insecure frat boy with a 2 inch cock and 2. UK girls are loose and would fuck just about anything.
Go 2:03 :)
Amen 325, amen. Not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean
339 my problem with girls is usually the width
short and fat is where it's at, long and thin goes too far in!
10:39: i speak the truth my friend : ]
607 I am not jealous of a classless whore I prefer girls with class not slurry useless pieces of ass like 244
No the girl is a classless slut
she meant "that's not going in me, you fucking loser, why would i grace your loser dick with my vagina?" because you're a loser.
6:13 you are increeeeedible and my hero!
motion of the ocean? hahaha. takes a long time to get to England in a fucking rowboat.
244 is a fucking slut
I call bullshit on that--she just changed her mind and didn't want to sleep with you. No such thing as too big.
You should have said "I know, it's going through you."
My area code!! Go lex ky!!
Hey i have a question. i am 16 and have a 9 inch dick. Is this normal?
How is a big dick gonna hurt? for the most part a dick varies in length and not width... so the worst that happens is it doesn't go in anymore... Yes some can be thicker than others, but for the most part not thick enough that it's going to rip you apart if you are well lubricated...
Have had the same shit happen. It sucks. I have gotten plenty of thanks but no thanks blow jobs when they decide it is just to big. Girls don't want to work around that when is a casual hook up.
nah....thats called being lazy
2:44 is a classless dime a dozen ho bag slut
Please call me. Mmmm huge cock.....
man up and take that cock bitches
Who said his dik was even big.. Maybe it was too small;)
I have a friend - girl - who is tiny - she says big guys are not so good for her because she's too 'shallow'. I am more of an average sized girl - so I say the bigger the better! I've had 10 inches and it was all good - and it was NOT a skinny dick... and I am not scared!
being just big enough is good by me. my wife only goes to bed with me, that is all that matters. I guess 8" helps that out tho.
Why do you keep picking on 2:44? Jealous you don't have a girlfriend as fun as her?
or maybe you had herpes. that shit's forever.
What's your number???
It's not a lie, it's happened to me on the dance floor at the Mercury in Seattle!
310. the girls you fuck have huge dicks?
My bf is 8 1/2 we used a ruler haha
7:00 pm. ughhh call me please!!!
Dude, you probably got denied because of your dick cheese. 1:59 Extra points for quoting a freakin hilarious movie!! I totally agree ;)