I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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sounds like they have everything under control
Beer always has good head, beer doesn't get upset if you have another beer or several together, beer is ready to go 24/7, beer does not have monthly mood swings, you can take a taste of a beer and pour it down the drain without it getting upset ... do I need to go on?
Maybe you need to suck a dick!
So same as before breakuo