SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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Siri, what does the texter's hand smell like?
siri: your sister
If your hand is down her pants why are you texting?
Then why the fuck are you texting? Bar bathroom bang, GO!
God I love women
I'll stick something else down there
Was the phone in hand? Cause then id just assume she was waiting for the vibration of the response text
Why bother texting when you should be going for it? Duh!
Things are always better when JILL is around!
My phone was in my hand when she did it,SIRI must lip read too!
I see that your finger slipped and hit the caps lock button.
oh how I wish we could all have a lil picture of ourselves right next to our user names. I really want to know who GA_peach is.:/
Don't put your hand there! You don't know where it's been!!
It's a movie reference...
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!