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  • 91 49
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Nov 15, 11 at 9:50am

    Siri, what does the texter's hand smell like?

    • 53 53
      Submitted by buck06 on Nov 20, 11 at 7:14pm

      siri: your sister

  • 86 59
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 15, 11 at 1:12pm

    Then why the fuck are you texting? Bar bathroom bang, GO!

  • 77 48
    Submitted by soccer360 on Nov 15, 11 at 10:25am

    If your hand is down her pants why are you texting?

  • 70 52
    Submitted by oceanlvgd on Nov 15, 11 at 9:04pm

    God I love women

  • 65 52
    Submitted by FDMedic47 on Nov 15, 11 at 11:55am

    I'll stick something else down there

  • 59 46
    Submitted by ComboBreaker28 on Nov 16, 11 at 8:50am

    Was the phone in hand? Cause then id just assume she was waiting for the vibration of the response text

  • 60 57
    Submitted by porksword on Nov 15, 11 at 7:48pm

    My phone was in my hand when she did it,SIRI must lip read too!

  • 52 50
    Submitted by xandrasm on Nov 16, 11 at 1:02am

    Things are always better when JILL is around!

  • 48 44
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 15, 11 at 11:54pm

    Why bother texting when you should be going for it? Duh!

  • 48 50
    Submitted by xo_lily on Nov 16, 11 at 8:51am

    oh how I wish we could all have a lil picture of ourselves right next to our user names. I really want to know who GA_peach is.:/

  • 55 64
    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 15, 11 at 7:51pm

    I see that your finger slipped and hit the caps lock button.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Nov 16, 11 at 6:04pm

    Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

  • 56 77
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 15, 11 at 10:30am

    Don't put your hand there! You don't know where it's been!!

    • 55 68
      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 15, 11 at 4:40pm

      probably everywhere

      • 54 52
        Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 16, 11 at 4:22am

        It's a movie reference...