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  • Tale a shower, skank.

    Submitted by friedbunnies on Apr 15, 12 at 3:44pm
    • this type o works...she's only heard of showers from tales

      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 15, 12 at 7:56pm
  • Not only can he smell it, he can also see it in his rearview mirror.

    Submitted by CrooklynCrook on Apr 15, 12 at 3:09pm
    • Hence the reason why he put down the Febreeze bottle and picked up the Lysol

      Submitted by 2Eazy718 on Apr 18, 12 at 5:17am
  • That's not the smell of sex. Sex doesn't smell like a combination of rotten eggs and dead buffalo.

    Submitted by skeezer on Apr 15, 12 at 2:37pm
    • ...nor does it smell like the dumpster behind a seafood restaurant in July. Go get yourself checked.

      Submitted by skeezer on Apr 15, 12 at 2:46pm
  • we all can...even through the internet

    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 15, 12 at 4:06pm
  • Close that up nobody wants to smell an odor emanating from between your legs that's Nast

    Submitted by DealsAllDay22 on Apr 15, 12 at 3:45pm
    • oh god was on a bus and this skank gets on and it smells like she hasn't washed that dumpstercunt in weeks walks by it literally burned my eyes and nose..I thought I would die fuck you San Diego and your homeless

      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 15, 12 at 4:09pm
  • First

    Submitted by Dsapeer on Apr 15, 12 at 2:36pm
    • ...one to be there when their mother said "Hey, come here and see what I left in the commode"

      Submitted by skeezer on Apr 15, 12 at 2:38pm
  • At what age does sex stop becoming something to giggle like a moron about?

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Apr 15, 12 at 2:43pm
    • ...once you get to the age wherecyou have lost your entire sense of humor.

      Submitted by skeezer on Apr 15, 12 at 2:48pm
      • 24 it is, potty humor isn't entertaining unless there are lots and lots of topless girls to make up for it.

        Submitted by GA_Peach on Apr 16, 12 at 2:28am
        • At 24, people often think that becoming averse to "potty humor" is part of being mature. Thankfully, they grow out of it (usually by thirty)

          Submitted by ralphmacio on Apr 16, 12 at 8:54am
  • What's up tuna.

    Submitted by TTX95 on Apr 16, 12 at 8:22am