Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
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12:56, that's what the interwebs are for.
Ohh...its Mr. Proper again.....
actually, offended Canadian, i just finished a US history refresher course and we were taught about all of that. so suck it. and also, not all Americans are so rude, stupid, and egotistical. please don't be hypocritical about it.
lmao! 102 is most likely a cunt.
Spell check checks the spelling of words. If you use an otherwise correct word in a wrong context due to misspelling, like say, you type "Save" instead of "Shave", it will not pick up on this. In places where it matters, proofread. In places where it doesn't make a fucking difference, like here, who gives a shit?
im with the reply. who cares if they're real? lol
Stop with the Patches quotes.....nothing says douchebag like a Patches O'Hoolihan quote.
@7:05 half of Canada is french, and we all know how tough they are
Hey Merkin, let us know when you need a working economy again.
why do people get so fired up over this site?
7:05 - it's "eh?" you fool... if you are going to poke fun, at least make sure it's correct
Fucking colonials need to shut the fuck up and step back in line.
People start wars against England because of its location. People start wars against America because they're dickheads. Do you honestly think Hitler would have cared about England if it had been somewhere in the Mediterranean sea?
Odds of people caring whether or not you think this text is real? You're a douchebag.
coming from a girl with small tits but a huge ass-thank you, 7:49.
I met a Canadian once. Nice chap, good sense of humour, nothing wrong with him. However, I did laugh out loud when he actually turned out to say "aboot."
Fuck you, I'm English. I'm not going to conform to your mangled spelling.
@ 2 23.. not any decent guys. you ever think of that?
@141 because this is their life and take it seriously
perfect!!! (not saying first)
THIS WEBSITE IS MY LIFE
LMAO.....nice everyone. Just 3 more hours of reading this shit to pass time before i get out of work!!!
i dont think they were being hypocritical, there right arent they, I had no idea about any of that other then we were in dept, you said it your self u had to take a refresher course to learn it, and they even said they have amercian friend...I'm american and all my friends make fun of other counrties they know nothing about..we are almost the same people..its like a country person(being canadian) vs. a city person(america)...just a little difference between us.
humoUr.....oh like coloUr....doUchebag.....fUck U......Up yoUrs
true to that!!! ..my man loves my ass ..and also loves my..small chest.....we wont sag when we are older!!!..we will still have boobs that look like a 20 year olds..when our friends who had big b's and up wont look so good anymore
where ever you live theres guys, maybe you should shave your mustache and then they'd let you put their pepe in your mouth
1:32 - Brits unite!!
because its fun...and don't knock on misspelled words if you can't use proper punctuation and grammar.
You see, 5:13, this is why the world hates you.
Stop with the "Stop with the posts."
Irony o' clock.
Odds of any of the previous posters having a life...one in
haha pathetic..ur just mad because canada just shot you down with history that you guys were never taught...i think its pretty hilarious actually. ....doesnt it suck the whole worlds laughing at you?
but i do love americans..i have alot of americans friends...you guys are just blind to some things...like im sure alot of other countries are to but we arent brought up to think we are better..it would just be nice if u guys realised all this and stopped putting down every counrty when u havent even been there, met anyone from there..or even had a history class on them
Why do people argue with each other on here over if a text is real or not? Who gives a FUCK that one is funny. Also people need to use spell check.
I must say, it's rather fun having a different conversation that the monotonous norms that one usually finds on this site... even if it is an argument over the merits of being English (of which there are many) and to those who say "speak properly" I say SOD OFF YOU STUPID BUGGERS!!!
Isnt it time for tea?
You can't speak with punctuation retard
i KNOW i have a nice ass, but i'm also aware that being 5'7" and a 32A puts me on the very-small-chested end of things, you just gotta find a guy who appreciates the ass!
yeah haven't done any actual work all day
americans need to stop thinking they are so much better then everyone else...seriously..n just so u guys all know..canadians burnt down ur white house at a point in history...but you arent taught that..oh and u lost a couple wars that they also leave out in the history books.....media pumps u guys with fucked information to think ur all powerful when really ur country is in more dept then any other...sorry guys....i dont blame you..its just how ur raised
hey limey...just let us know when you need help kicking the Germans ass again.
2 more hours of being bored at work to go for me.
America makes fun of whoever it wants simply because we can, and fuck you canada you are worthless as a country, hows that aye?
"You're" 1:25. "YOU'RE" and that ain't some dipshit american spelling either
Yummy.....count me in!
glad we got off the whole canada-america thing, the canadians came out in force over some dumb shit. Also,who cares if they are real, she has them so enjoy
1:14 - First, because I'm bored. Second, were you honestly expecting any worthwhile use of your time here to begin with? Third, fuck you.
Americans suck.. Canada is where its at
Your on an AMERICAN site dickwad.......CONFORM
First? Is that the proper way to start this? Well anyways..this wasn't that funny.
i've spent 7 years in canada having every british joke in the book chucked at me... i find them funny too you know, it's not insulting
Wow, sorry we don't all speak with the proper punctuation and spelling that you do, Mr. Spell Check Authority, you are truly a real man of genius.
like eating ice cream out of a strippers vagina
bartender at the o patio and pub?
i am dying to give a guy a hot blowjob right now.. i hate where i live :(
glad to see i'm not the only one bored at work
Oh bother....it is time for tea....damn bloody americans...just too strong for us.
Yeah, tell your mum to wipe properly before I go down on her.
112...why did you just waste our time with that senseless information? We got it.
Lovely 12:16. That was the perfect way to end my time-wasting at work. Thanks. :)
2 and a half = 2 hours until no more being bored at work here......havent done a second of real work yet today, this week, hell even this month
1:25 - Up yours. It's our language. I'm not conforming to your travesty of it, just to humour a bunch of fuckheads.
naah im pretty bored at work lol
2:57, 2:59 - You're reading it, you're responding. 's all the attention I need, baby.
Odds of me giving a shit what you think at all? Precisely zero.
Odds of a bunch of fucking idiots getting heated in this fucking station - 1 in 1.
amerians are fucking dumb. everybody knows it. end of story.
I have a mad case of anal pubes.
It's nucular dummy, the 's' is silent.
@2:23 LMAO bet the attention-craving bitch didn't expect that one!
Odds of this text being real? One in fuck you.
Would ya likle a lick of my smelly, dirty, diseased cunt?
is it just me or do fake tits only look good on girls that probably didn't need them in the first place????
Fuck america. Fuck England. Fuck russia. Fuck germany. From Holland with love
I don't quite follow with all of the "fucks"...
Hey limey, let us know when you fight a war and dont need our help
me to man...i like girls that look good from behind and dont look like there always gunna fall over because there tits are huge..not attractive in my books
me to I have a really nice ass..so im told..but im pretty small in the front..Im always beating up myself up because of my chest size
DD's baby. all canadian ;)
@2:53 do you think people care about what you have to say?
12:46 how old are you with the patches quotes? talk about dating yourself....
yeah...english bitches wipe back to front
Stop with the "odds of..." bullshit. To quote the great Patches O'Hoolihan, "you look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!"
America, fuck yea! Let them English bastards suck our motherfuckin cockshafts! America, fuck yea! bloody Brits like the big ol cocksack!
ahhh do you feel the love?
I eat poo.....then re poo it....and then re-eat it....what a great cycle.
coming from another girl with small tits but an amazing ass - 7:49, thank you
whoa who invited the canadian?
didnt you ever learn its whats on the inside that counts though?
All tits are real on the outside