Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
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That's like a really fucked up version of the Blues Brothers
where the fuck is it 40 degrees in august?
7:11 good conversion too
Sorry, didn't mean to post that twice... i didn't know I had to verify my email address
how could anybody classify this as a bad night??
the 40 people that voted against it are clueless!
in soviet russia... car drives YOU
and 40F would be like 100C
michael jackson supposedly took 30+ xanax a day. maybe his days were like this too...
Next time, K-Pins! =D
the toothfairy? more like the hangover fairy!
but sometimes the two go hand in hand....
goddamn sounds like a good night. last night i spent the last of my cash on vodka and pizza, and tried to tip the pizza delivery guy with cigarettes lol.
40F is about 4 or 5C and 40C is like 104F, so either way its either too hot or too cold
40F does not = 100C ... 100C = 212F, and 0C = 32F so 40C = 104F, and 40F = is between 4 and 5C... either way, its either way too hot or way too cold
i really hope the 40 degrees was celsius and NOT farhenheit... well... maybe not, it's either too fucking cold or too fucking hot... either way it sucks
I would seriously consider this to be someone I know if it was not vodka.
I officially LOVE your roommate!!
FUCKING ERRORS I HATE YOU
I wish my morning was like that, my consisted of a walk of shame in 40 degree weather and wind, with my half gallon of vodka stuffed in my coat, XD.
In soviet Russia it is always 40 degrees in august