Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
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where the fuck is it 40 degrees in august?
That's like a really fucked up version of the Blues Brothers
7:11 good conversion too
in soviet russia... car drives YOU
and 40F would be like 100C
how could anybody classify this as a bad night??
the 40 people that voted against it are clueless!
Sorry, didn't mean to post that twice... i didn't know I had to verify my email address
Next time, K-Pins! =D
michael jackson supposedly took 30+ xanax a day. maybe his days were like this too...
40F does not = 100C ... 100C = 212F, and 0C = 32F so 40C = 104F, and 40F = is between 4 and 5C... either way, its either way too hot or way too cold
the toothfairy? more like the hangover fairy!
but sometimes the two go hand in hand....
goddamn sounds like a good night. last night i spent the last of my cash on vodka and pizza, and tried to tip the pizza delivery guy with cigarettes lol.
40F is about 4 or 5C and 40C is like 104F, so either way its either too hot or too cold
I officially LOVE your roommate!!
FUCKING ERRORS I HATE YOU
I would seriously consider this to be someone I know if it was not vodka.
i really hope the 40 degrees was celsius and NOT farhenheit... well... maybe not, it's either too fucking cold or too fucking hot... either way it sucks
I wish my morning was like that, my consisted of a walk of shame in 40 degree weather and wind, with my half gallon of vodka stuffed in my coat, XD.
In soviet Russia it is always 40 degrees in august