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  • it's not that it was too soon. it was just fucking lame. also, Boyz II Men aren't even fucking culturally relevant anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:08pm
  • Haha too early? We were making jokes while he was alive why stop now?

    Submitted by jeramiah on Aug 8, 10 at 9:46am
  • That's so dumb and i

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:59am
  • Haha I did the same think clucking on thus about the arguing. Who cares if you make fun of this guy he's a creeper, good music, but still a creeper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:22pm
  • Dead or not, it's still making fun of people. You shouldn't do it either way, but it's fucking hilarious so it happens

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:41am
  • You asshole! You cant say that about him! He was the king of fucking pop! What hell is wrong with you?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:43am
  • i have to agree 2:43 why would they try and take him to court instead of the money he can afford the best law team in the world and then what the family would have nothing for their suffering

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:53pm
  • So wrong yet so... awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:29am
  • unbelievably hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:15pm
  • Fuck micheal jackson. It's blatently obvious he molested children or he wouldn't have paid millions to multiple families for them to drop the cases. And you say those of us making fun of this dead piece of shit are the ignorant ones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:32pm
  • i have no respect for this cum guzzling child molester, so i have no problem laughing at this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:03pm
  • amen to 2:57! Now Billy mays... thats the real tragedy..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:18pm
  • He's an entertainer, and a deranged one at that. I'm not happy the dude is dead, and I have empathy for people who truly feel this loss (people with ACTUAL contact with the man) but get a grip. Also, yeah he was acquitted. But there was a lot of "smoke" regarding the subject throughout his adult life. I see no reason to revise history and make him out to be a non-weird, saintly human being upon his passing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:29pm
  • 5:34, I seriously doubt Michael Jackson's children and family members are reading TFLN, so I think we're safe. And the man's dead, so what's he going to care.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:03pm
  • He wasn't that great. And he was a creapy little pedophile. The joke was pretty funny. ;-D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:14am
  • Omg he died from a drug overdose y does everyone care. We probs saved Like 500 kids from getting raped.

    Submitted by krauseari on Mar 29, 10 at 3:25am
  • you words are so beautiful. they bring tears to my eyes 1155

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:00pm
  • You can still think something is funny even with the knowledge that it's totally inappropriate and wrong... I don't think anyone wants to disrespect MJ, it's more like he has provided a vehicle for something humorous, even though at least on my part the humor is met with a chuckle AND a head-shake like "so wrong.." It's not like we're telling the jokes to his family here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:18pm
  • im not being over-sensitive, i just dont think its that funny to make jokes about people who Just died.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:39am
  • Have some fucking Respect. Whether you liked his music, believed all the (BULLSHIT) media about his trials or not, this man is dead He has children and a family, you need to have some respect. I doubt anyone would think this was funny if it was their family that was being talked about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:34pm
  • ohh whatever to the dumb fans of michael jackson who was done making hit songs before most of them were born. this joke was fucking hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:29pm
  • I don't believe in "too soon," but I do think this is retarded. It reads like some dumb one-liner joke you'd look up online. I doubt it was even a text - some kid probably just thought it was funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:38am
  • this is hilarious. and it's not too soon, whether someone is making this joke today or ten years from today, he's still going to be dead, so what the hell does it matter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 7:58pm
  • I find this funny, but I could see why some people think it's too soon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:31pm
  • That's an old old old joke. Retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:18pm
  • fucking classic . when would be the right time then people? this joke is funny are your all just fucking cry babys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:19pm
  • 1:32 I'd pay a million dollars if I can afford it to stop a case about me supposedly molesting a kid. Imagine the trauma.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:10pm
  • 11:55 i like whoever wrote this and their sense of humor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:58am
  • 1:40 shut the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:47pm
  • You whiners need another site. This one must be incredibly traumatic for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:44pm
  • Too soon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 6:02pm
  • 8:15 STFU!!!!!!! no one can prove shit..unless you were there SHUT THE FUCK UP! Geeze..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:42pm
  • Old joke with a new twist. Nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:26pm
  • I'm only 24 dude. I'm not old old old enough to have heard it back in the day I guess. Funny enough, and fuck MJ.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Wow, I got this MASS TEXT too. what the fuck happened to this site?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:22pm
  • haaaaaaaahahaha omg this is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 7:18pm
  • fuckin hilarious!!! :) people make jokes like this if he didn't touch little boys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:53am
  • I wonder if all the MJ defenders would continue to defend him, if some of those seal court papers were unsealed and became public knowledge?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:56pm
  • What I just want to know is why it's apparently OK to talk shit about people while they're alive(and the shit that's said can do a lot more harm), but once they've died it's considered disrespectful...that make no sense at all!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 7:06pm
  • I heard he died from food poisoning. He had been eating too many 12 year old weiners. I was hoping there would be more jokes in the replies... :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:47pm
  • lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:20pm
  • DUDE. don't be such a fuck face all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:37pm
  • "Anonymous said... He wasn't that great. And he was a creapy little pedophile. The joke was pretty funny. ;-D June 29, 2009 10:14AM " mmhmm. he was a pedophile?? um how do you feel now that the first kid who accused him of child molestation just came out & admitted he was LYING????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:08pm
  • that is so fucking funny! Why should we not make fun of him when he sexually abused children? Even if he did die..whatever..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:58pm
  • That's no nice give it at least 3 years it's still too soon

    Submitted by karla on Aug 2, 10 at 3:38pm
  • Circumstances chance when the dead piece of shit touched little boys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:40am
  • im not over sensitive, but I don't think making fun of somebody who died is funny. in fact, it's disgusting and twisted. not funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:40am
  • Krapp. Aparently I don't kno how to spel. "sealed". "sealED"!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:58pm
  • 12:08 boyz II men will always be culturally relevant, jackass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:33pm
  • i love how everyone hates him when he's alive for being a pedo then as soon as he dies everyone is like ZOMG I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON HE'S AWWWWESOME get over it pussys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:49pm
  • 8:10, imagine the trauma of getting molested by him. i'm sure it was much worse for the kids. and just because he was found not guilty doesn't mean he didn't do it. OJ was found not guilty too.... and if a little kid can correctly describe your cock down to small details, you're guilty...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:15pm
  • tasteless timing? yes. funny? sadly, yes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:24pm
  • 11:53 here people *wouldnt* make

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:59am
  • "boyz 2 men hasnt been culturally relevant since 1994"-- and unless you count fucking young boys, neither has mj

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:30pm
  • That was just wrong!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:20am
  • It's not that the MJ jokes aren't funny, it's that I'm sick of seeing chain texts pop up on here. There are a laundry list of them and they just get kinda repetitive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:01pm
  • Too soon

    Submitted by stacelovesu on Mar 22, 10 at 5:19am
  • I'm sick of these death jokes. It's disrespectful, man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:44am
  • Okay! I like Michael jacksons music but it's fun to make fun of "things"!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:55pm
  • 2:15, yeah how the fuck would you know if i knew him or not you stupid cunt bastard. it's a sick joke, and it's bullshit the way people are so fucking disrespectful of a legend. a great one at that. so fuck all you disrespectful cunts and learn some fucking respect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:26am
  • not the first michael jackson joke on here not the funniest not really the right time but whatever...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:37am
  • lighten up people... i hope people make jokes when I die..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:18am
  • OH BOO HOO PEOPLE, cry a fucking river. I swear it's not that big of a fucking deal, AND THIS JOKE IS FUNNY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:06pm
  • don't worry man. it's not the funny side of you that people don't like. it's you the person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:55am
  • Fuck off 2:43. So he gave these families millions just because? It wasn't hush money to drop the cases? You're a fucking ignorant fuck if you believe that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:47pm
  • Not funny, considering that there weren't any proof for that case

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:50am
  • Okay it's not like anybody on here personally knows him. What do you even care? People are depressed and shit because he died but WHY DO YOU CARE ANYWAY this joke was humorous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:51am
  • I heard the autopsy came back and they found out he died from food poisoning. The found 12 year old nuts in his mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:04pm
  • Regardless of what he was NEVER PROVEN OF DOING, he was still an icon to many artists and jokes about anyone who died are tasteless. POINT.BLANK.PERIOD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:31pm
  • the guy who first accused Michael Jackson of molestation, Jordan Chandler, said he was lying a couple days ago..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:40am
  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:40am
  • hahaha. fucking golden. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:48pm
  • my friend told me this the othr day. not original

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:11pm
  • Boyz II Men hasn't been culturally relevant since -- oh, 1994. stop whining.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:21pm
  • 1:37 your fucking awesome, and totallly right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:18pm
  • ok was he a good artist yes....like 20 years ago since then he has been nothing more than a freak/perv with incredibly poor judgment who cares i thought this one was funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:06pm
  • only white people would be this disrespectful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:01am
  • These jokes just keep getting worse./

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:44am
  • some of you people have NO sense of humor, you suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:22pm
  • I laugh. I love MJ and trully i think he is innocent. And what everyone else think dont matter

    Submitted by MissGi on Nov 19, 10 at 8:57pm
  • best mj joke yet, besides the BGs one...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:29pm
  • Who even cares about Boys II Men anymore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:35pm
  • Michael Jackson didn't touch any boys. If any of you actually paid attention to the case, you would know that the plaintiff's evidence was insufficient and MJ was found NOT GUILTY. I admit, I laugh at some MJ jokes, but this one was just dumb and wtf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:51am
  • A) Boyz II Men will ALWAYS be culturally relevant, 12:08 (aka asshole) B) This joke was not made in sincerity or as an insult to Michael Jackson, may he rest in peace. He's a pop icon and brilliant artist, but the PERSONA created by his decisions and the accusations of others has provided something we can laugh about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:33pm
  • Why are jokes "tasteless" and "wrong" just because his heart no longer beats? If anything that should be a geenlight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:37pm
  • I'm not being sensitive, it's too soon. It isn't funny making jokes about dead people, it's fucked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:15pm
  • That's so insulting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:59am
  • wow this joke is a least 5 years old. really overused.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:09am
  • theres no proof he ever did anything with little boys.. and honest to god.. this is bullshit.. he died.. don't make stupid jokes about him, would you want to be a laughing stock.. when your dead? dumbasses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:11am
  • fuck that person up the brain cause the asshole might be the smartest part

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:04pm
  • 2:43 is in DEEP denial.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:57pm
  • heard it way too many times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:43pm
  • fuck you dick! youre not funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:02pm
  • I find this fucking hilarious!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:06pm
  • Two words: Thriller.

    Submitted by Aeosteleth on Mar 29, 11 at 6:05am
  • So apparently McDonalds is releasing what they call the MJ burger. It's 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:26pm
  • lmao. eff off if u think its rude. no ones making you read it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:23pm
  • 1:11, yeah, i would. i'd like it very much if people could get a laugh or two out of my death, it's way better than being depressed about it. so fuck off, it's not like you were friends with the guy or even knew him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:15am
  • FUNNY yeah, hes dead yeah, he liked to diddle boys get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:03am
  • HAHAHAHAH @12:33...people get over the jokes- stop being so ubbbbbber sensitive....its a joke- and its not like MJ heard....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:53am
  • 1:32 you're an idiot. If he really molested those kids, those families wouldn't have been satisfied with just money--they would've wanted to see the case go all the way to court so he could pay for what he did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:43pm
  • Well, I think it's funny...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:07pm
  • michael jackson was still someone's family, albeit a disturbed celebrity. stop being such fucking assholes, like 11:36. man, people can be such douchebags sometimes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:14pm
  • When I read this post I immediatly clicked on it KNOWING there would be a shit load of arguing on it.... Guess whose hypothesis was correct??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:09pm
  • It takes a pretty ignorant asshole to have such disgusting disrespect for an individual who has just passed away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:41pm
  • I dont give a damn about michael and thats just not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:55pm
  • Fuckin hilarious, and fuck any over-sensitive pussy who thinks otherwise

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:36am
  • This is a stolen Russell Peters joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:25pm
  • u are so fucked up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:43pm
  • yeah this is really fucked up. He's dead, leave the guy alone! Regardless of the bullshit that went on with him he was an amazing talent and if you can't admit that you're just an ignorant asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:31pm
  • very funny, everyone who says "not funny" shut the fuck up, seriously, grow a pair. You didn't know the guy, and he didn't know you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:02pm
  • I understand a lot of people think it's too soon, but you also need to consider that some people make jokes as a way to make light of a situation. Either way, still funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:50pm
  • who argues about this shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:14am
  • You can't prove anything 1140

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:47am
  • Sorry, even if it is a bit too soon I still laughed pretty hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:52pm
  • There's so much plastic in Michael Jackson's body that he cannot be cremated. So they're going to recycle him into Lego, so that children can play with him, for a change.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:23am
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