Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
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it's not that it was too soon.
it was just fucking lame.
also, Boyz II Men aren't even fucking culturally relevant anymore.
Haha too early? We were making jokes while he was alive why stop now?
That's so dumb and i
Haha I did the same think clucking on thus about the arguing. Who cares if you make fun of this guy he's a creeper, good music, but still a creeper.
Dead or not, it's still making fun of people.
You shouldn't do it either way, but it's fucking hilarious so it happens
You asshole! You cant say that about him! He was the king of fucking pop! What hell is wrong with you?!
i have to agree 2:43 why would they try and take him to court instead of the money he can afford the best law team in the world and then what the family would have nothing for their suffering
So wrong yet so... awesome
Fuck micheal jackson. It's blatently obvious he molested children or he wouldn't have paid millions to multiple families for them to drop the cases. And you say those of us making fun of this dead piece of shit are the ignorant ones.
i have no respect for this cum guzzling child molester, so i have no problem laughing at this one.
amen to 2:57!
Now Billy mays... thats the real tragedy..
He's an entertainer, and a deranged one at that. I'm not happy the dude is dead, and I have empathy for people who truly feel this loss (people with ACTUAL contact with the man) but get a grip.
Also, yeah he was acquitted. But there was a lot of "smoke" regarding the subject throughout his adult life. I see no reason to revise history and make him out to be a non-weird, saintly human being upon his passing.
He wasn't that great. And he was a creapy little pedophile.
The joke was pretty funny. ;-D
5:34, I seriously doubt Michael Jackson's children and family members are reading TFLN, so I think we're safe. And the man's dead, so what's he going to care.
Omg he died from a drug overdose y does everyone care. We probs saved Like 500 kids from getting raped.
you words are so beautiful. they bring tears to my eyes 1155
im not being over-sensitive, i just dont think its that funny to make jokes about people who Just died.
You can still think something is funny even with the knowledge that it's totally inappropriate and wrong... I don't think anyone wants to disrespect MJ, it's more like he has provided a vehicle for something humorous, even though at least on my part the humor is met with a chuckle AND a head-shake like "so wrong.." It's not like we're telling the jokes to his family here.
Have some fucking Respect. Whether you liked his music, believed all the (BULLSHIT) media about his trials or not, this man is dead He has children and a family, you need to have some respect. I doubt anyone would think this was funny if it was their family that was being talked about.
ohh whatever to the dumb fans of michael jackson who was done making hit songs before most of them were born. this joke was fucking hilarious.
I don't believe in "too soon," but I do think this is retarded. It reads like some dumb one-liner joke you'd look up online. I doubt it was even a text - some kid probably just thought it was funny.
this is hilarious. and it's not too soon, whether someone is making this joke today or ten years from today, he's still going to be dead, so what the hell does it matter.
I find this funny, but I could see why some people think it's too soon.
11:55 i like whoever wrote this and their sense of humor
haaaaaaaahahaha omg this is hilarious
That's an old old old joke. Retard.
shut the fuck up
fucking classic . when would be the right time then people? this joke is funny are your all just fucking cry babys.
1:32 I'd pay a million dollars if I can afford it to stop a case about me supposedly molesting a kid. Imagine the trauma.
Wow, I got this MASS TEXT too. what the fuck happened to this site?
fuckin hilarious!!! :)
people make jokes like this if he didn't touch little boys
I wonder if all the MJ defenders would continue to defend him, if some of those seal court papers were unsealed and became public knowledge?
no one can prove shit..unless you were there SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Old joke with a new twist. Nice.
I'm only 24 dude. I'm not old old old enough to have heard it back in the day I guess. Funny enough, and fuck MJ.
You whiners need another site. This one must be incredibly traumatic for you.
I heard he died from food poisoning. He had been eating too many 12 year old weiners.
I was hoping there would be more jokes in the replies... :(
What I just want to know is why it's apparently OK to talk shit about people while they're alive(and the shit that's said can do a lot more harm), but once they've died it's considered disrespectful...that make no sense at all!
that is so fucking funny!
Why should we not make fun of him when he sexually abused children? Even if he did die..whatever..
DUDE. don't be such a fuck face all the time.
That's no nice give it at least 3 years it's still too soon
He wasn't that great. And he was a creapy little pedophile.
The joke was pretty funny. ;-D
June 29, 2009 10:14AM "
mmhmm. he was a pedophile?? um how do you feel now that the first kid who accused him of child molestation just came out & admitted he was LYING????
Circumstances chance when the dead piece of shit touched little boys.
boyz II men will always be culturally relevant, jackass.
im not over sensitive, but I don't think making fun of somebody who died is funny.
in fact, it's disgusting and twisted. not funny.
Krapp. Aparently I don't kno how to spel. "sealed". "sealED"!
i love how everyone hates him when he's alive for being a pedo then as soon as he dies everyone is like ZOMG I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON HE'S AWWWWESOME
get over it pussys
people *wouldnt* make
"boyz 2 men hasnt been culturally relevant since 1994"-- and unless you count fucking young boys, neither has mj
tasteless timing? yes.
funny? sadly, yes.
That was just wrong!!
8:10, imagine the trauma of getting molested by him. i'm sure it was much worse for the kids. and just because he was found not guilty doesn't mean he didn't do it. OJ was found not guilty too.... and if a little kid can correctly describe your cock down to small details, you're guilty...
It's not that the MJ jokes aren't funny, it's that I'm sick of seeing chain texts pop up on here. There are a laundry list of them and they just get kinda repetitive.
I'm sick of these death jokes. It's disrespectful, man.
2:15, yeah how the fuck would you know if i knew him or not you stupid cunt bastard.
it's a sick joke, and it's bullshit the way people are so fucking disrespectful of a legend.
a great one at that. so fuck all you disrespectful cunts and learn some fucking respect.
Okay! I like Michael jacksons music but it's fun to make fun of "things"!
OH BOO HOO PEOPLE, cry a fucking river. I swear it's not that big of a fucking deal, AND THIS JOKE IS FUNNY!
not the first michael jackson joke on here
not the funniest
not really the right time
don't worry man. it's not the funny side of you that people don't like.
it's you the person.
lighten up people... i hope people make jokes when I die..
Fuck off 2:43. So he gave these families millions just because? It wasn't hush money to drop the cases? You're a fucking ignorant fuck if you believe that.
Not funny, considering that there weren't any proof for that case
Okay it's not like anybody on here personally knows him.
What do you even care?
People are depressed and shit because he died but WHY DO YOU CARE ANYWAY
this joke was humorous
Regardless of what he was NEVER PROVEN OF DOING, he was still an icon to many artists and jokes about anyone who died are tasteless. POINT.BLANK.PERIOD
my friend told me this the othr day. not original
I heard the autopsy came back and they found out he died from food poisoning. The found 12 year old nuts in his mouth
the guy who first accused Michael Jackson of molestation, Jordan Chandler, said he was lying a couple days ago..
hahaha. fucking golden. :)
Boyz II Men hasn't been culturally relevant since -- oh, 1994.
These jokes just keep getting worse./
ok was he a good artist yes....like 20 years ago since then he has been nothing more than a freak/perv with incredibly poor judgment who cares i thought this one was funny
best mj joke yet, besides the BGs one...
1:37 your fucking awesome, and totallly right
A) Boyz II Men will ALWAYS be culturally relevant, 12:08 (aka asshole)
B) This joke was not made in sincerity or as an insult to Michael Jackson, may he rest in peace. He's a pop icon and brilliant artist, but the PERSONA created by his decisions and the accusations of others has provided something we can laugh about.
some of you people have NO sense of humor, you suck
I laugh. I love MJ and trully i think he is innocent. And what everyone else think dont matter
only white people would be this disrespectful
Who even cares about Boys II Men anymore?
Michael Jackson didn't touch any boys. If any of you actually paid attention to the case, you would know that the plaintiff's evidence was insufficient and MJ was found NOT GUILTY.
I admit, I laugh at some MJ jokes, but this one was just dumb and wtf
Why are jokes "tasteless" and "wrong" just because his heart no longer beats? If anything that should be a geenlight.
I'm not being sensitive, it's too soon. It isn't funny making jokes about dead people, it's fucked up.
wow this joke is a least 5 years old. really overused.
theres no proof he ever did anything with little boys..
and honest to god.. this is bullshit.. he died..
don't make stupid jokes about him, would you want to be a laughing stock.. when your dead?
That's so insulting.
fuck that person up the brain cause the asshole might be the smartest part
2:43 is in DEEP denial.
fuck you dick! youre not funny.
heard it way too many times.
I find this fucking hilarious!!!
Two words: Thriller.
So apparently McDonalds is releasing what they call the MJ burger. It's 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
lmao. eff off if u think its rude. no ones making you read it.
1:11, yeah, i would. i'd like it very much if people could get a laugh or two out of my death, it's way better than being depressed about it. so fuck off, it's not like you were friends with the guy or even knew him.
yeah, hes dead
yeah, he liked to diddle boys
get over it.
HAHAHAHAH @12:33...people get over the jokes- stop being so ubbbbbber sensitive....its a joke- and its not like MJ heard....
1:32 you're an idiot. If he really molested those kids, those families wouldn't have been satisfied with just money--they would've wanted to see the case go all the way to court so he could pay for what he did.
Well, I think it's funny...
michael jackson was still someone's family, albeit a disturbed celebrity. stop being such fucking assholes, like 11:36. man, people can be such douchebags sometimes.
When I read this post I immediatly clicked on it KNOWING there would be a shit load of arguing on it.... Guess whose hypothesis was correct??
I dont give a damn about michael and thats just not funny
It takes a pretty ignorant asshole to have such disgusting disrespect for an individual who has just passed away.
Fuckin hilarious, and fuck any over-sensitive pussy who thinks otherwise
very funny, everyone who says "not funny" shut the fuck up, seriously, grow a pair. You didn't know the guy, and he didn't know you.
u are so fucked up!
This is a stolen Russell Peters joke.
yeah this is really fucked up. He's dead, leave the guy alone! Regardless of the bullshit that went on with him he was an amazing talent and if you can't admit that you're just an ignorant asshole.
I understand a lot of people think it's too soon, but you also need to consider that some people make jokes as a way to make light of a situation.
Either way, still funny.
who argues about this shit
You can't prove anything 1140
Sorry, even if it is a bit too soon I still laughed pretty hard.
There's so much plastic in Michael Jackson's body that he cannot be cremated. So they're going to recycle him into Lego, so that children can play with him, for a change.