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  • 72 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:18pm

    amen to 2:57! Now Billy mays... thats the real tragedy..

  • 68 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:53pm

    i have to agree 2:43 why would they try and take him to court instead of the money he can afford the best law team in the world and then what the family would have nothing for their suffering

  • 75 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:03pm

    5:34, I seriously doubt Michael Jackson's children and family members are reading TFLN, so I think we're safe. And the man's dead, so what's he going to care.

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:41am

    Dead or not, it's still making fun of people. You shouldn't do it either way, but it's fucking hilarious so it happens

  • 64 65
    Submitted by karla on Aug 2, 10 at 3:38pm

    That's no nice give it at least 3 years it's still too soon

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:43am

    You asshole! You cant say that about him! He was the king of fucking pop! What hell is wrong with you?!

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:29pm

    He's an entertainer, and a deranged one at that. I'm not happy the dude is dead, and I have empathy for people who truly feel this loss (people with ACTUAL contact with the man) but get a grip. Also, yeah he was acquitted. But there was a lot of "smoke" regarding the subject throughout his adult life. I see no reason to revise history and make him out to be a non-weird, saintly human being upon his passing.

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:29pm

    ohh whatever to the dumb fans of michael jackson who was done making hit songs before most of them were born. this joke was fucking hilarious.

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:22pm

    Haha I did the same think clucking on thus about the arguing. Who cares if you make fun of this guy he's a creeper, good music, but still a creeper.

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:32pm

    Fuck micheal jackson. It's blatently obvious he molested children or he wouldn't have paid millions to multiple families for them to drop the cases. And you say those of us making fun of this dead piece of shit are the ignorant ones.

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:56pm

    I wonder if all the MJ defenders would continue to defend him, if some of those seal court papers were unsealed and became public knowledge?

  • 65 75
    Submitted by krauseari on Mar 29, 10 at 3:25am

    Omg he died from a drug overdose y does everyone care. We probs saved Like 500 kids from getting raped.

  • 75 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:19pm

    fucking classic . when would be the right time then people? this joke is funny are your all just fucking cry babys.

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:53am

    HAHAHAHAH @12:33...people get over the jokes- stop being so ubbbbbber sensitive....its a joke- and its not like MJ heard....

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 7:58pm

    this is hilarious. and it's not too soon, whether someone is making this joke today or ten years from today, he's still going to be dead, so what the hell does it matter.

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:33pm

    12:08 boyz II men will always be culturally relevant, jackass.

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:40am

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:29am

    So wrong yet so... awesome

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:14am

    He wasn't that great. And he was a creapy little pedophile. The joke was pretty funny. ;-D

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:18pm

    1:37 your fucking awesome, and totallly right

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:11am

    theres no proof he ever did anything with little boys.. and honest to god.. this is bullshit.. he died.. don't make stupid jokes about him, would you want to be a laughing stock.. when your dead? dumbasses.

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:21pm

    Boyz II Men hasn't been culturally relevant since -- oh, 1994. stop whining.

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:53am

    fuckin hilarious!!! :) people make jokes like this if he didn't touch little boys

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:59am

    That's so dumb and i

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 7:06pm

    What I just want to know is why it's apparently OK to talk shit about people while they're alive(and the shit that's said can do a lot more harm), but once they've died it's considered disrespectful...that make no sense at all!

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:31pm

    I find this funny, but I could see why some people think it's too soon.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:59am

    11:53 here people *wouldnt* make

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:18pm

    That's an old old old joke. Retard.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:18pm

    You can still think something is funny even with the knowledge that it's totally inappropriate and wrong... I don't think anyone wants to disrespect MJ, it's more like he has provided a vehicle for something humorous, even though at least on my part the humor is met with a chuckle AND a head-shake like "so wrong.." It's not like we're telling the jokes to his family here.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:58am

    11:55 i like whoever wrote this and their sense of humor

  • 51 61
    Submitted by jeramiah on Aug 8, 10 at 9:46am

    Haha too early? We were making jokes while he was alive why stop now?

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:00pm

    you words are so beautiful. they bring tears to my eyes 1155

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:09am

    wow this joke is a least 5 years old. really overused.

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:15pm

    unbelievably hilarious

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:40am

    Circumstances chance when the dead piece of shit touched little boys.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:26pm

    Old joke with a new twist. Nice.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:43pm

    1:32 you're an idiot. If he really molested those kids, those families wouldn't have been satisfied with just money--they would've wanted to see the case go all the way to court so he could pay for what he did.

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:49pm

    i love how everyone hates him when he's alive for being a pedo then as soon as he dies everyone is like ZOMG I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON HE'S AWWWWESOME get over it pussys

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:15pm

    8:10, imagine the trauma of getting molested by him. i'm sure it was much worse for the kids. and just because he was found not guilty doesn't mean he didn't do it. OJ was found not guilty too.... and if a little kid can correctly describe your cock down to small details, you're guilty...

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:47pm

    Fuck off 2:43. So he gave these families millions just because? It wasn't hush money to drop the cases? You're a fucking ignorant fuck if you believe that.

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:44am

    These jokes just keep getting worse./

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:31pm

    Regardless of what he was NEVER PROVEN OF DOING, he was still an icon to many artists and jokes about anyone who died are tasteless. POINT.BLANK.PERIOD

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:55am

    don't worry man. it's not the funny side of you that people don't like. it's you the person.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:39am

    im not being over-sensitive, i just dont think its that funny to make jokes about people who Just died.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:18am

    lighten up people... i hope people make jokes when I die..

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:03pm

    i have no respect for this cum guzzling child molester, so i have no problem laughing at this one.

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:22pm

    Wow, I got this MASS TEXT too. what the fuck happened to this site?

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:34pm

    Have some fucking Respect. Whether you liked his music, believed all the (BULLSHIT) media about his trials or not, this man is dead He has children and a family, you need to have some respect. I doubt anyone would think this was funny if it was their family that was being talked about.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:58pm

    that is so fucking funny! Why should we not make fun of him when he sexually abused children? Even if he did die..whatever..

  • 63 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:52pm

    Sorry, even if it is a bit too soon I still laughed pretty hard.

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:24pm

    tasteless timing? yes. funny? sadly, yes.

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:06pm

    I find this fucking hilarious!!!

  • 46 61
    Submitted by MissGi on Nov 19, 10 at 8:57pm

    I laugh. I love MJ and trully i think he is innocent. And what everyone else think dont matter

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:55pm

    Okay! I like Michael jacksons music but it's fun to make fun of "things"!

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:47pm

    I heard he died from food poisoning. He had been eating too many 12 year old weiners. I was hoping there would be more jokes in the replies... :(

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:15pm

    I'm not being sensitive, it's too soon. It isn't funny making jokes about dead people, it's fucked up.

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:40am

    im not over sensitive, but I don't think making fun of somebody who died is funny. in fact, it's disgusting and twisted. not funny.

  • 62 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:07pm

    Well, I think it's funny...

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:57pm

    2:43 is in DEEP denial.

  • 57 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 6:02pm

    Too soon.

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:40am

    the guy who first accused Michael Jackson of molestation, Jordan Chandler, said he was lying a couple days ago..

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 7:18pm

    haaaaaaaahahaha omg this is hilarious

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:06pm

    OH BOO HOO PEOPLE, cry a fucking river. I swear it's not that big of a fucking deal, AND THIS JOKE IS FUNNY!

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:51am

    Michael Jackson didn't touch any boys. If any of you actually paid attention to the case, you would know that the plaintiff's evidence was insufficient and MJ was found NOT GUILTY. I admit, I laugh at some MJ jokes, but this one was just dumb and wtf

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:38am

    I don't believe in "too soon," but I do think this is retarded. It reads like some dumb one-liner joke you'd look up online. I doubt it was even a text - some kid probably just thought it was funny.

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:20pm

    I'm only 24 dude. I'm not old old old enough to have heard it back in the day I guess. Funny enough, and fuck MJ.

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:59am

    That's so insulting.

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:08pm

    "Anonymous said... He wasn't that great. And he was a creapy little pedophile. The joke was pretty funny. ;-D June 29, 2009 10:14AM " mmhmm. he was a pedophile?? um how do you feel now that the first kid who accused him of child molestation just came out & admitted he was LYING????

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:20pm

    lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! amazing

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:04pm

    I heard the autopsy came back and they found out he died from food poisoning. The found 12 year old nuts in his mouth

  • 47 71
    Submitted by stacelovesu on Mar 22, 10 at 5:19am

    Too soon

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:26am

    2:15, yeah how the fuck would you know if i knew him or not you stupid cunt bastard. it's a sick joke, and it's bullshit the way people are so fucking disrespectful of a legend. a great one at that. so fuck all you disrespectful cunts and learn some fucking respect.

  • 56 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:48pm

    hahaha. fucking golden. :)

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:15am

    1:11, yeah, i would. i'd like it very much if people could get a laugh or two out of my death, it's way better than being depressed about it. so fuck off, it's not like you were friends with the guy or even knew him.

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:30pm

    "boyz 2 men hasnt been culturally relevant since 1994"-- and unless you count fucking young boys, neither has mj

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:44pm

    You whiners need another site. This one must be incredibly traumatic for you.

  • 54 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:36am

    Fuckin hilarious, and fuck any over-sensitive pussy who thinks otherwise

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:25pm

    This is a stolen Russell Peters joke.

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:01am

    only white people would be this disrespectful

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:10pm

    1:32 I'd pay a million dollars if I can afford it to stop a case about me supposedly molesting a kid. Imagine the trauma.

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:33pm

    A) Boyz II Men will ALWAYS be culturally relevant, 12:08 (aka asshole) B) This joke was not made in sincerity or as an insult to Michael Jackson, may he rest in peace. He's a pop icon and brilliant artist, but the PERSONA created by his decisions and the accusations of others has provided something we can laugh about.

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:03am

    FUNNY yeah, hes dead yeah, he liked to diddle boys get over it.

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:23am

    There's so much plastic in Michael Jackson's body that he cannot be cremated. So they're going to recycle him into Lego, so that children can play with him, for a change.

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:01pm

    It's not that the MJ jokes aren't funny, it's that I'm sick of seeing chain texts pop up on here. There are a laundry list of them and they just get kinda repetitive.

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:11pm

    my friend told me this the othr day. not original

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:43pm

    u are so fucked up!

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:41pm

    It takes a pretty ignorant asshole to have such disgusting disrespect for an individual who has just passed away.

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:08pm

    it's not that it was too soon. it was just fucking lame. also, Boyz II Men aren't even fucking culturally relevant anymore.

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Aeosteleth on Mar 29, 11 at 6:05am

    Two words: Thriller.

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:55pm

    I dont give a damn about michael and thats just not funny

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:43pm

    heard it way too many times.

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:37pm

    Why are jokes "tasteless" and "wrong" just because his heart no longer beats? If anything that should be a geenlight.

  • 49 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:58pm

    Krapp. Aparently I don't kno how to spel. "sealed". "sealED"!

  • 49 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:42pm

    8:15 STFU!!!!!!! no one can prove shit..unless you were there SHUT THE FUCK UP! Geeze..

  • 50 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:22pm

    some of you people have NO sense of humor, you suck

  • 50 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:26pm

    So apparently McDonalds is releasing what they call the MJ burger. It's 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

  • 50 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:09pm

    When I read this post I immediatly clicked on it KNOWING there would be a shit load of arguing on it.... Guess whose hypothesis was correct??

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:47pm

    1:40 shut the fuck up

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:44am

    I'm sick of these death jokes. It's disrespectful, man.

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:29pm

    best mj joke yet, besides the BGs one...

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:02pm

    very funny, everyone who says "not funny" shut the fuck up, seriously, grow a pair. You didn't know the guy, and he didn't know you.

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:35pm

    Who even cares about Boys II Men anymore?

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:14pm

    michael jackson was still someone's family, albeit a disturbed celebrity. stop being such fucking assholes, like 11:36. man, people can be such douchebags sometimes.

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:50am

    Not funny, considering that there weren't any proof for that case

  • 43 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:20am

    That was just wrong!!

  • 46 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:47am

    You can't prove anything 1140

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:51am

    Okay it's not like anybody on here personally knows him. What do you even care? People are depressed and shit because he died but WHY DO YOU CARE ANYWAY this joke was humorous

  • 44 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:04pm

    fuck that person up the brain cause the asshole might be the smartest part

  • 44 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:37pm

    DUDE. don't be such a fuck face all the time.

  • 41 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:14am

    who argues about this shit

  • 44 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:37am

    not the first michael jackson joke on here not the funniest not really the right time but whatever...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:23pm

    lmao. eff off if u think its rude. no ones making you read it.

  • 47 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:02pm

    fuck you dick! youre not funny.

  • 42 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:06pm

    ok was he a good artist yes....like 20 years ago since then he has been nothing more than a freak/perv with incredibly poor judgment who cares i thought this one was funny

  • 42 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:31pm

    yeah this is really fucked up. He's dead, leave the guy alone! Regardless of the bullshit that went on with him he was an amazing talent and if you can't admit that you're just an ignorant asshole.

  • 34 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:50pm

    I understand a lot of people think it's too soon, but you also need to consider that some people make jokes as a way to make light of a situation. Either way, still funny.