I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
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I'm thinkin' Arbys...
dude it only counts if shes a) decently attractive b) not a coke whore and c) not a normal prostitute.
otherwise you just got a freebie. unless you fed her arbys in which case you paid for it. shame sir.
Is this in dry ridge??
either you have sick game or she's not the best-looking girl
props if it's the first one
Gives a whole new meaning to 'what would you do for a klondike bar?'
next time..call her a lesbian and see where that takes you.
dude...nostradamus got nuttin' on you.
Wow. I've never met a girl with zero self-respect, but I think maybe she's the one.
Well, as long as both whores are happy with it, why not?
I read my boss this. She was not impressed!
I was wondering if anybody else picked up on the innuendo
living the good life
Wow. A whole new meaning for secret sauce.
Why does it matter if its fake?.. .this site is for laughs take it easy people
wat exactly do u mean "I was eating roast beef"? Am I the only person here picturing 69 with one nasty whore eating another?
And women wonder why we don't fuckin respect them. They ask us not too doing shit like this.
Totally something you'd see in the 859. Go Lexington ky! Im from there!
I love people who say "fake". Even if someone did make up this text, I guarantee you this has happened plenty of times anyway.
Haha my area code... Go lex, ky!!
Is the arby's on 3 L hwy?
That's b/c bitches know it's true!
lol I'm so eating there today.
10:13AM You read my mind
I think you're conflating this text and the previous one, 8:54.
eating A roast beef or HERRRR roast beef?!!?
Hah! reppin' the 859! I wonder who this is?
why ruin a good Arby's RB?
Well we all know he wasn't thinking Arbys.
I was totally at an 859 arby's today...creepy
Thats just sad on her parrtt
ya this text made up my mind on what im having for lunch today, not just because of the BJ possibility, but because arby's is fucking delicious