So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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How do your bed/phone/ golden retriever feel about this?
How did figuring that out require math?
Kim kardashian at next years BET awards?
and now also the calculator!!!
It's just like being a man, only in reverse.
Desk? Tv? Books? Or do you sleep on the floor surrounded only by dildos. Because then that wouldn't be hard, nor should it require math.
It looks like snails got loose in there.
hahahaha I actually lol'd to this. porksword I salute you once again
It's the adult version of Dora the Explorer!
amen. I'm resourceful as well :)
New meaning to the phrase "table sex."
that's what she said
If you type 5318008 into a calculator and turn it upside down...
Yes, Jr...it does. But it would only entertain a 12yr old.
On a scale of 1-needle in eye, how much did the bed hurt?
Actually I think everyting except the computer has been in her vagina unless she has mastered camel toe. Otherwise some of those clothes have to have been in her vagina.
Marry me, we'll explore all that territory again.
How desperate are you?
My same thought! Seriously, "kin"? Go to Plenty of Fish for that shit!
good god. can we say BV?