Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
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exactly my thoughts last night
The shit we put up with for good sex... but it might be a deal breaker, like "you're fun to have sex with, but then I'm outta here."
Yes, it is I, Shannon.
Sup Shannon, I bet you're sexy. Let's hook up. I don't snore.
You idiot. Kick him so he wakes up, then fall asleep.
My girlfriend is way cooler than all of you. She just bought earplugs.
I, too have been there. Bloodshot, tired eyes with bags under them... exhausted, with fantasies of suffocation filling your head instead of dreams. yep.
I snore. As ALL sexy men do.
Sexy STRAIGHT men, that is.
My best friend does this. Lol.
My boyfriend snores all the time I plug his nose until he stops. I dont know if it wakes him up or unplugs the nasal passages or what but it makes me feel better.
omfg, yes, it's me, SHANNON!!!
deal with it no one cares
Haha, I think the same thought has run through my head. I HATE it when guys snore.
I used to shake my bf when he was snoring, but he never woke up. So now I hit him and pretend I did it in my sleep. Sometimes that stops the snoring, sometimes.
OMFG! Really is that you Shannon??
Try to roll him on his side... usually helps.
Hi Shannon, how's it going?
been there... plenty of times...
my bf does this all the time. needless to say, i wake up with bloodshot eyes and grumpy.
I hate listening to snoring when you can't fall asleep!
I think I received this text a couple months back. Shannon? Is that you?
Oh my god I know exactly how you feel. I got so pissed one night that I just started beating him with a pillow about the third hit to the face he finally started to wake up.
I slept with that guy. Well, actually, I slept on the couch. Then I never called him again.
He still texts me once in a while asking me why I don't like him.
OMG my fiancee has sleep apnea...you can hear him snore in every room of our house...and outside!!! Im thinking of calling off the engagement, I love sleep more than him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude. Just shake him a little so he wakes up and pretend to be asleep. It may take graduating forces. Then you just have to fall asleep for real before he does...if that doesn't work then fuck him and you will fall asleep.
amen. i knee him in the kidneys. he wonders why his back hurts.