You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
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11:17 shut the fuck up. Do you know what an orgasm is??
smoking weed and eating oatmeal > sex
since when would anyone be jealous of eating oatmeal and a cig over sex?
It's spelled "Snooki" you asshole (post before me)
This is obviously fake because the person who made oatmeal suggested dedicating their next orgasm. This would have made more sense if the second area code was a different one. But it wouldn't have been funny either way so whatever...
The second one is a reply to the first from someone in the same area code... duh... TFLN doesn't necessarily put a "1-" in front of the reply area codes anymore.
They only don't put a 1 infront when they are too stupid to realize if the second area code is a reply with the same one or the original area code sending a second text.
Yeah 12:06. Its what i gave your mother last night.
Right, you're texting as you're having sex....
Fake as fizzuck
Wow... You potheads are doing it wrong.
Not a cig, weed. I would take 3 bowls over some sex.
They need to fix the app so its easier to post a conversation between two people in the same area code. But this wouldnt have been funny either way.