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  • Hmmm don't be scared of the balls... U can keep them out of ur eyes by playing with them :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:29pm
  • why the fuck are you people talking about obama dumbasses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:50pm
  • This... Is how you get pink eye. So.. there really is something to be scared of. Just throwing that out there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:58pm
  • his balls smelled? gross dude its called bathing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:51pm
  • 8:37 is the pornstar version of Dr. Seuss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:24pm
  • Thats why you NEVER have a top and bottom. Do it on your sides!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:23am
  • I like to swing mine like wrecking balls. Beat her face up with em.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:23am
  • You got t bagged. Hillarioius!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:00am
  • HAHA ive been there. it actually is legitmately the scariest thing ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:21pm
  • 77 is 8 more than 69. So doin a 77 you get ate more

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:48pm
  • Next time keep his balls out of your eyes with your tougue.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:45pm
  • Freaking awsome lmao!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Oh ps... Most men don't mind chicks assholes in their faces... Especially if they're ass men!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:31pm
  • Haha I know this girl! And yes, she did also report that there was teabagging involved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:13pm
  • i agree its just better to do it on the side but still if u play with him balls he'll enjoy it more and will repay the favor by driving u crazy too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:34am
  • I LOVE BALLS IN MY EYES. I also shove them up my vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:14am
  • Arabian googles, why don't you try the bunny shot next

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:18pm
  • Hahahahahahshahahaaha fucken funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:23am
  • thats why you lay on your side silly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:24pm
  • Hahahaha!! This is some funny shit!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:24pm
  • i've never laughed so hard at a tfln ahh thank you so much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:06pm
  • Been there. It's scary. You can REALLY see everything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:55am
  • I like it with him on top

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:16pm
  • That's why you put them IN YOUR MOUTH and stroke the rest!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:23pm
  • They also get to see your asshole and asshairs too. You don't want them to see either of that....according to my ex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:10am
  • Lol my boyfriend is afraid to be on top because he thinks I'll choke. He doesn't want me to choke unless I willingly deep throat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:30pm
  • hahahaha i read this one very high and LMAO!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:59am
  • A little tea-bagging never hurt anybody.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:39pm
  • Yeah... my nose is always near her asshole when I am sucking her clit! Gotta make your girl have a clean ass and pussy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:46pm
  • Obviously this chick didn't know what she was doing. U use one hand to gran his dick and the other to massage his balls AND keep them out of your eyes. DUH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:35am
  • especially if she farts during sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:24pm
  • Sounds like experience has taught you Well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:40am
  • I think it's hot!!! Maybe don't "go there" til your 2. Are showered. Smash smash smash

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:25am
  • Of course balls smell. It's a gift of the grundle fairy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:58pm
  • I'm down for the brown. Prefer the pink, but I'll lick the stink. :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:37pm
  • Arabian Goggles!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:08pm
  • Obama is going to be remembered in history books for the rest of time anybody with a knock on him wrap ur mind around that in a hundred years nobody will never know u ever existed u couldnt hold a door for this man so don't be jelous of greatness

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:28pm
  • I tried that once his balls smelled :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:46pm
  • Yeah I've tried that before didn't work out well for me either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:14am
  • Hahahahahahahahahahaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:34pm
  • 1259 dude lmao I'm so high too and this is the funniest thing everett!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:49am
  • I like to do a 68 - she does me and I owe her 1 PRETZEL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:01pm
  • hahahaha, lesson to guys? in what way did the guy have a problem here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:08pm
  • Hey it's not my eyes And ther just ballz. Calm down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:12pm
  • Hahaha can't stop LOL abt this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:54am
  • Lmao what's wrong with Arabian goggles,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:34am
  • No matter how often you bathe, ur balls almost always smell get used to it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:15am
  • Thanks for the advice. Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:01pm
  • Where was your balls?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Bahah this is hilarious

    Submitted by Jeffer9012 on Jul 25, 10 at 12:43am
  • 416 represent! Hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:28pm
  • This is one of the funniest things I've EVER read =P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:17pm
  • Hope they were at least shaven...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:02pm
  • Hahahahahahahahhaah Lmfao Awsome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:15pm
  • Lol there's only one way learn a lesson like that! Do it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:03pm
  • yea but if the guy is on bottom the girl's asshole is in ur face the whole time...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Omg I'm at work and I just read this and can't stop laughing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:34pm
  • Sweaty balls taste like salty pretzels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:34pm
  • babhahahha scaryscary testicles

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 8:30pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:33pm
  • and just think. his nose was right over your ass the whole time too. i think it's fair so stop whining and take the balls like a woman!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:26pm
  • I LOVE BALLS THAT SMELL LIKE SWEAT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:33pm
  • Obama is going to be remembered in history books for the rest of time anybody with a knock on him wrap ur mind around that in a hundred years nobody will never know u ever existed u couldnt hold a door for this man so don't be jelous of greatness awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:24am
  • I wonder what it would feel like to get fuck by balls instead of a penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:23am
  • been there done that.

    Submitted by innocennttt on May 6, 10 at 12:44am
  • I'm to fat to be on top. -bama girl-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:05pm
  • Everyone knows 69ing has two and only two sucssesful options: -Girl on top of guy (can be susbstituted for Gays with the smaller guy) -Both on sides (does not work for fat people)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:14am
  • Haha! Acapulco goggles! Look it up on urban dictionary

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:23pm
  • T-BAG. Open wide BEEAATCH!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:13am
  • 8:06, girl's problem.. not mine, i'm going to try this later

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:13pm
  • OMG this is so totally true. Let this be a lesson to all guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:06pm
  • I'm so high right now Anyone wanna 77

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:23am
  • Epic... And horrifying...

    Submitted by planks on Nov 6, 10 at 12:32pm
  • This is the funniest thing ever. I just read it to my roommate and we can't stop laughing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:39am
  • thats a duh girls shouldnt be on top during 69. you must be 15.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:53pm
  • omg i lol'd so hard. that would be horrifying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:53pm
  • beauty is in the eyes of the beholder...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:07am
  • That's hilarious. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:27pm
  • I got king kong balls. If it's hot out when I'm taking a shit they dangle in the water

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:51pm
  • That's why it's on your side- geez look it up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:46am
  • Ahhahaha. Been there.

    Submitted by PistachioGreen on May 20, 10 at 5:49pm
  • He might be remembered but he's still black

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:41pm
  • You gotta do it girl on top, especially if it's your time of the month...give him the ol' raspberry beret

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Laughing silently to myself ... not going to lie like everyone else in the world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:02pm
  • Doin the 77 is much better!!! Ya get ate more

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:11pm
  • Eww.

    Submitted by theBIGoops on Jul 23, 11 at 4:09am
  • how are balls in your eyes terrifying? are you a child? they're just balls...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:12pm
  • Can you say Trojan Helmet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Lick a*s it so much better!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:32pm
  • Obama is a dumb cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:40pm
  • lolz

    Submitted by anu on Jan 17, 10 at 11:09pm