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  • 2 girls 1 cup would scare a grown man from porn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:34pm
  • It's a film where you literally see a girl shit and fill up a cup. The two girls lick the shit and puke on it and make out with their mouths full of shit. Then the continue on by vomiting in each others mouths. It's horrifying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:42pm
  • WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I consider myself lucky my bff spared me from watching it myself. Although Kermit's reaction to it is hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:21pm
  • Show them the BME paint olympics!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:21pm
  • Everyone should just calm down. Holy fuck get a sense of humor for Christ sake!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:41pm
  • That is halariose if they are under like 13

    Submitted by ......... on Apr 5, 10 at 11:56pm
  • go to college humor and check out the video "moments before cup girls" youll get the idea of what happens

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:35pm
  • What If they Like it and start pooping everywhere? Then you're screwed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:39pm
  • 2girls1cup is fake. it's phony

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:57am
  • It has nothing to do with Porn! What the fuck is wrong with you and everyone here? How is a video of 2 Oriental chicks licking a cup of shit linked to a guy cumming in a girl's eye? 2 girls 1 cup would just make them hate you, and frankly I would punch you right in your fucking eye if I were close to you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:43am
  • 2:55 that isn't northern ky dumbass. More like central. Gah, get it right fuck face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:08pm
  • horray for Kentucky parenting!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:29pm
  • I hope your kids grow up to be pshycotic because of this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:20am
  • Dudes from lex. What did you expect?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:25pm
  • i never show this to anyone...especially not my children

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Trust 12:34... I almost did...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:40pm
  • Ahaha....but seriously don't do it...I'm scarred

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:46pm
  • And this is how serial killers are created!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:27pm
  • I don't even know what to say about this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:34am
  • one guy one jar is worse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:56pm
  • Unless your kids are sick and they just like that shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:38pm
  • i made the mistake of watching that, but once you start its too horrific to look away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:12pm
  • when i saw that, i literally puked, and proceeded to vomit all day every time i thought of the video.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:26pm
  • 2:19,2:21, i like your style dude.. Somethings just should not be expained

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:30pm
  • wow! they deserve the parent of the year award!!! >>sarcasm<<

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:45pm
  • I'm afraid to ask but someone wanna explain what happens on this porn? I'd appreciate mucho thx.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:11pm
  • That vid kept me away from porn for months

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:14am
  • Either drive them away from porn or lead them down a vicious spiral of deviant sex act until one day they realize that you were actually the one to ruin their lives. Still funny though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:34am
  • 211, it is 2 lesbos having sex, shitting in each others mouths, an regurgitating it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:15pm
  • Why would you ever deprive your kids of porn??? But I like your style. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:00pm
  • Aol was not "invented" - You sound just like a guy I know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:45pm
  • way to go fucking dumbass trailerpark hillbilly...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:17pm
  • Remember to stab puppies too if you want to educate them on the humane society. This guy should direct PSA's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:40pm
  • I think they meant they were going to tell there children this is what all porns like so the would be turned away from it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:05am
  • Oh dear God, please don't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:49pm
  • some douchebag submitted this just to get a reaction. Stupid TFLN moderators let it get on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:46pm
  • I'm glad I was warned. Thus, I shall never watch that video. Ever. Nor will my kids. Why would I want to deprive them of the one thing that will keep them sane when they can't hump every chick they see?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:56pm
  • 12:32 needs to go back to middle school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:11pm
  • What if it had the opposite effect and it turned some of your children on. And they go the rest of their lives trying to do what they saw in that video. omg I can't even think of that without gagging. ugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:17pm
  • They see me trollin, they hatin'!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:40pm
  • i shit you not.... my first porn experience was when I was about 10, when AOL was first invented. My friends and I went into a chatroom and traded GIF's, or porn images. We didn't have any, so we made the person we were trading with send first. He asked if we wanted some "hardcore shit." We didn't know what that meant but said "sure." Turns out the pic was of a chick on a bunk bed fingering herself and shitting into some dudes mouth below her. Kinda traumatizing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:27pm
  • introduce him to the hoocker hahaha better way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:44pm
  • That'd be my deterrant if they wanted to become a pornstars. Damned potty-mouthed brats.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 6:01am
  • And that's how babies are made

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:25pm
  • I'll give you a hint: it involves two girls, and one cup.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:21pm
  • oh shit. I'll bring that idea up with my boyfriend. I love it man. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:55pm
  • wish my parents were as smart as you are hat's off to you, good sir/madame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:47pm
  • If u really want to scare them take them to see 8 girls no cup.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:25pm
  • Porn is the best thing ever created

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:30pm
  • Hahahahah perfect. You all need to stop taking this so seriously. They're called "Texts from Last Night" for a reason.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:07am
  • What if he showed them 1 man 1 jar??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:41pm
  • HOLY HELL NO!!! dont!!! Ahhhh!!!! Its gross!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:14pm
  • You don't watch it and you expect us poor people who did to tell you? Doesn't work that way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:19pm
  • You sir are a sick individual... Pray they don't hate you forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:03pm
  • why would you wanna scare them away from porn thats horrible. 425

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:07pm
  • You are going to be the worst parent in the history of parenting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:04pm
  • It is an ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING video... look it up at your own risk...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:01pm
  • you're a terrible person...but it'll work!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:24pm
  • Yeah for sure. Someone please tell. 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:16pm
  • I've kinda done that before as in the 2-1 special it gets kinda tiring

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:12pm
  • My initial reaction to 2 girls 1 cup was me gagging, followed by laughing my ass off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:53pm
  • That'll just increase the possibilties for your whorebag children

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:58pm
  • What is it? I'm afraid to ask.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:50pm
  • I wish you were my daddy. That would have helped like a mosquito bite on my dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:30pm
  • it doesn't matter if they're scared away from porn if you've scarred them from life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:20am
  • That's Northern Kentucky for ya.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:55pm
  • Lol, if that doesn't work nothing will.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Show them some midget porn instead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:13pm
  • What is 2 girls one cup? 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:47pm