Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
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its OK..take it in..I will give you a moment..
What she meant was maintain eye contact and stroke lovingly.
"I have an 11 inch penis...around!"
Haha! I knew some girls that had that problem in high school. Rumors about your anatomy can be fun.
Gotta watch out for that snake.. It'll get ya!
That's what she said?