do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
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this is totally a chick....a man would have no Shame..nor would he lock himself outside and not have an emergency induction port
Good thing you took your phone with you, I would have chosen keys, but everyone has their priorities I suppose...
You have a patio in front or kids walk through your backyard? Either way sounds fake.
isn't a patio in front a porch?
Could be an apartment complex. Patios in front and back
aah I see...so what's the difference between a porch and a patio?
patio is concrete, decks are wood, depending on where you ate in the country, your porch could be anything you can put a chair on
it could be that they live in town, have a patio behind their house, and an alley behind their yard.
Stupid. Naked with a phone? Fake.
not necessarily, maybe they are taking a "artsy" picture to send
she'll get paid...easy
Mommy I saw a Dick today! ..OMG hunni I think u mean deck!
I wish I was a kid that saw some chick locked out on a patio, I'd make that climbing down to me butt as naked, and do some things that r either criminal In nature or just totally Fuckin awesome