In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
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Sounds like someone is overdue for grad school.
Op = guy
You can't spell standard without std
Just means that now she eats cock AND chicken.
you must be one fat ugly bitch
"me need penis, nom nom nom" - dumb whore