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  • 99 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:54pm
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    Hi, Billy Mays here with "Sex With an Ugly Girl." You've tried the hotties, now try the notties! When all you need is a good lay, try "Sex With an Ugly Girl!" But WAIT! Act now and we'll also send you an 18 year supply of "Broken Condom Blues" for FREE!

  • 65 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:40pm
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    Pretty fuckin harsh.

  • 56 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:45pm
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    How about the shamwow guy?

  • 53 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:45pm
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    nice billy mays reference. Chipotleaway!

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:12pm
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    This chick had better be a crazy bitch, or this guy's a serious dick.

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:19pm
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    Way to be a downer, 2:23

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:45pm
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    I would love to shake the hand of the OP. sometimes girls just cant get it through their heads, we got standards too.

  • 44 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:29pm
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    No Billy mays will convince you to sleep with her

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:59pm
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    Someone just watched south park

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:56pm
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    Sorry 4:11, 12:54 beat you to the infomercial joke...and his was way better.

  • 43 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:24pm
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    Hahaha thats fucked up

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:15pm
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    Well 3:19 Saw is dead too but he is still killing people

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:15pm
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    I think 1254 is Billy Mays

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:27pm
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    billy mays can convince people to do things dead or alive. this man is magic.

  • 39 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:02pm
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    Hahaha 12:54. That was awesome

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:59pm
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    "now we can't do this all night."

  • 42 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:38am
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    Lol, Kansans. I can't wait to get out of this state, dude.

  • 38 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:41pm
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    Hey brayden santavy

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:08pm
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    12:54 is hilarious. 4:11 sucks

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:21pm
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    i bet a pretzel could.

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:19pm
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    LOL. Billy Mays can't because, well.. he's dead.. but if he WAS alive, I'm sure he could :).

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:51pm
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    what a tool. and what a whore. you both deserve each other.

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:06pm
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    That is pretty harsh. You sure she was ugly enough to warrant such a put down?

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 4:29am
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    It's too bad that Billy mays had to try a sample of the suicide putty... Only he could convince me to do shit Like the op.

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:52pm
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    ...Well, of course he can't. He's dead.

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:23am
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    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:37pm
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    456, agreed. The whole point of the text wasn't that Billie Mays needed to convince HER, he need to convince the OP.

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:59pm
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    billy mays was a fucking crackhead

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:28pm
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    Call within the next 10 minuites and we will double the offer! That's 2 nights of regeret for the price of 1!

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:58pm
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    these pretzels are making my vagina wet

  • 34 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:08pm
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    Haha 1:51, thank you

  • 36 41
    Submitted by appleshampoo342 on May 31, 10 at 11:14pm
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    4:59, great spelling on "uterus," go die, the reason people are fucked up is because of people like you. Someone should put a 5.56x51mm NATO through your head.

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:10pm
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    So you all know, Vince Shlomi is the ShamWow and Slap Chop guy.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:45pm
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    maybe not billy mays, but the shamwow/slapchop guy could... definitely... Fourth! huh?

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:33pm
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    Anyone who likes sunny in philladelphia blows dogs period

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:26am
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    4:59.. That's the sham wow guy.. Thanks for playing tho. Better luck next time

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:23pm
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    It will be hard for Billy Mays to convince anyone to do anything, since he's DEAD!

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:54pm
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    Okay, I'm a girl and I usually don't find humor in jerks....but this was funny! LOL

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:36pm
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    1:26 ever heard of google you stupid fuck. 4:59 is right. Coke was involved in his death. Better luck next time you fucktard know-it-all. You ruin everything thing you touch and I hope you mothers uterous rots out her god forsaken gut.