I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
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How about the shamwow guy?
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billy mays can convince people to do things dead or alive. this man is magic.
This chick had better be a crazy bitch, or this guy's a serious dick.
I would love to shake the hand of the OP. sometimes girls just cant get it through their heads, we got standards too.
It's too bad that Billy mays had to try a sample of the suicide putty... Only he could convince me to do shit Like the op.
"now we can't do this all night."
Sorry 4:11, 12:54 beat you to the infomercial joke...and his was way better.
Well 3:19 Saw is dead too but he is still killing people
Pretty fuckin harsh.
maybe not billy mays, but the shamwow/slapchop guy could... definitely... Fourth! huh?
I think 1254 is Billy Mays
nice billy mays reference. Chipotleaway!
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Hahaha 12:54. That was awesome
Hey brayden santavy
12:54 is hilarious. 4:11 sucks
i bet a pretzel could.
Lol, Kansans. I can't wait to get out of this state, dude.
...Well, of course he can't. He's dead.
No Billy mays will convince you to sleep with her
4:59, great spelling on "uterus," go die, the reason people are fucked up is because of people like you. Someone should put a 5.56x51mm NATO through your head.
Someone just watched south park
Hahaha thats fucked up
Way to be a downer, 2:23
LOL. Billy Mays can't because, well.. he's dead.. but if he WAS alive, I'm sure he could :).
That is pretty harsh. You sure she was ugly enough to warrant such a put down?
billy mays was a fucking crackhead
these pretzels are making my vagina wet
So you all know, Vince Shlomi is the ShamWow and Slap Chop guy.
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
what a tool. and what a whore. you both deserve each other.
4:59.. That's the sham wow guy.. Thanks for playing tho. Better luck next time
Okay, I'm a girl and I usually don't find humor in jerks....but this was funny! LOL
456, agreed. The whole point of the text wasn't that Billie Mays needed to convince HER, he need to convince the OP.
Haha 1:51, thank you
It will be hard for Billy Mays to convince anyone to do anything, since he's DEAD!
1:26 ever heard of google you stupid fuck. 4:59 is right. Coke was involved in his death. Better luck next time you fucktard know-it-all. You ruin everything thing you touch and I hope you mothers uterous rots out her god forsaken gut.
Anyone who likes sunny in philladelphia blows dogs period