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  • Submitted by parsons41286 on Oct 20, 11 at 5:34pm

    The "who knew" part is pretty much anyone who is sober :(

  • Submitted by bama1511 on Oct 20, 11 at 3:58pm

    He blew a .28. He wasn't capable of thinking. All he could manage to get going in his brain was damn,I wonder what she taste like.

  • Submitted by ATXGooner on Oct 20, 11 at 3:43pm

    Don't even think to touch a cop, you moron.

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      Submitted by StyrofoamBoots on Oct 20, 11 at 9:32pm

      Yeah because cops are ALWAYS right and totally have your best interest at heart.

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        Submitted by etard on Oct 20, 11 at 10:29pm

        No, I do not believe that is what ATX is saying. I think he/she said\n"Don't even think to touch a cop, you moron."\nso i'm not sure where you got \n"Cops are always right and have your best interest at heart"

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        Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 20, 11 at 11:34pm

        It is *because* cops are so often corrupt that it's a bad idea to think of touching one. If you're getting arrested and you've done nothing to deserve it, you don't want to earn that arrest by doing something to deserve it, now do you?

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    Submitted by 370HSSV on Oct 20, 11 at 8:02pm

    Father figure is a f a g g o t ass piece of shit who can't let one god damn "argument" over the Internet go.

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      Submitted by sssmarie on Oct 21, 11 at 4:38am

      Right? Like his asshole is full of a whole lot of stick. He's ruining the comments more than GA ever did...

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 21, 11 at 4:46am

      There wasn't a fight, I never took the bait. Now he stalks me...*shrugs* it's the internet.

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    Submitted by scarab on Oct 20, 11 at 6:37pm

    Reasonably sober people know.

  • Submitted by mad2physicist on Oct 20, 11 at 7:18pm

    Yeah, I hate pigs. But, randomly kissing some girl seems like sexual assault anyway. So for once, you deserve it.

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      Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 20, 11 at 11:36pm

      It *is* sexual assault if she hasn't consented. Good catch.

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    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 20, 11 at 7:32pm

    Who hates GA Peach?

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    Submitted by JJdoggie on Oct 20, 11 at 4:05pm

    Fool.

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    Submitted by Saeglopur on Oct 20, 11 at 11:43pm

    360HSSV is right. fatherfigure, get the fuck off this site you obnoxious attention-whore.

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    Submitted by DOGFARTS on Oct 20, 11 at 11:44pm

    I likw ga peach

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 21, 11 at 4:47am

      :) still not sure if you are being sarcastic.

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    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Oct 20, 11 at 9:20pm

    What if it's a metric alaphbet? Huh? Tell me that one... (not necessary it is a joke.)

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    Submitted by killin_me_smalz on Oct 20, 11 at 6:53pm

    Wow crazyrunner. You are a fucking genius. But like the Rain Man type. Not Ken Jennings.

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    Submitted by mommaxcunt on Oct 21, 11 at 11:43pm

    Keep it classy, Albany.

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    Submitted by ThatsFine on Oct 23, 11 at 2:30am

    Secretly she wanted it.

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    Submitted by Phys on Oct 21, 11 at 1:38am

    It would've been better if you offered to buy her a drink and take a cab home together

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    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Oct 20, 11 at 4:45pm

    Can't spell stupid without PD...

    • 62 60
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 20, 11 at 7:05pm

      Pretty much how letters work...there are only 26 of them...in this alphabet atleast.

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        Submitted by TotallyBro on Oct 20, 11 at 8:19pm

        Come on, quit being such a douche.

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          Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 21, 11 at 4:44am

          Really?? It was sarcasm.

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      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 20, 11 at 11:51pm

      I'm not thrilled with cops in general, but this comment is stupid. The OP clearly sexually assaulted the cop.

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    Submitted by ckb71 on Oct 21, 11 at 12:01pm

    sounds to me like you thought he was impressed with how long you could blow.. but then when you went in for the kiss you remembered he was a she.

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    Submitted by Chrzan on Jul 16, 12 at 12:37am

    Guys. Chill out

  • Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 20, 11 at 7:42pm

    GA Peach= stupid cunt.

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      Submitted by Yourmomslover on Oct 21, 11 at 7:21am

      Still way better than your moms old worn out nasty snatch.