It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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"He puts the std in stud. Now all he needs is u."
wow. I'm so going to use that line
It means she got with some stud she's been lusting after and she either was dry, puked, or passed out.
I'm pretty positive that God cares that much about your sex life. He's probably like "Screw all the tornadoes, volcanos, and earthquakes! I gotta get this bitch laid!"
what does this even mean?
God brought you to Charlie Sheen's bed?
Dried up bitch.
I cam sympathize with that...