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  • 80 33
    Submitted by feliciadatkins on May 25, 11 at 12:47pm

    "He puts the std in stud. Now all he needs is u."

    • 27 26
      Submitted by xShadenx on May 26, 11 at 1:22pm

      wow. I'm so going to use that line

  • 51 31
    Submitted by haliganbar on May 25, 11 at 10:57am

    It means she got with some stud she's been lusting after and she either was dry, puked, or passed out.

  • 47 35
    Submitted by enormoustard on May 25, 11 at 9:53am

    I'm pretty positive that God cares that much about your sex life. He's probably like "Screw all the tornadoes, volcanos, and earthquakes! I gotta get this bitch laid!"

  • 40 35
    Submitted by hacker201 on May 25, 11 at 11:31am

    God brought you to Charlie Sheen's bed?

  • 34 30
    Submitted by I_H8_Rick_Scott on May 25, 11 at 10:43am

    what does this even mean?

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Michguy on May 25, 11 at 11:43am

    Dried up bitch.

  • 28 36
    Submitted by eatmeandlikeit on May 26, 11 at 2:30pm

    I cam sympathize with that...

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    Submitted by Wabasabi on May 25, 11 at 9:14am

    First