Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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Make sure it's a magnum if it's from chipotle.
By fall into place he means he is going to stick a burrito in your vagina.
Better do some Kegels if it just "falls in".
Got a sausage for your meat taco.
Gotta love leaving things to chance.
And by stick a burrito in your vagina he means his dick. The actual burrito is going in you ass. That is what the condoms are for.
Now put the condom on the burrito and were going to show it to all these illegals!
Don't put those in there. D:
Burritos cause mud-butt and should therefore be avoided if sex may ever be a possibility. Even with condoms.