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  • 73 46
    Submitted by harley07babe on Feb 17, 12 at 11:32am

    Make sure it's a magnum if it's from chipotle.

  • 67 43
    Submitted by porksword on Feb 17, 12 at 10:58am

    Better do some Kegels if it just "falls in".

  • 66 48
    Submitted by yourfratdaddy on Feb 17, 12 at 5:56pm

    Got a sausage for your meat taco.

  • 63 44
    Submitted by BirdDog on Feb 17, 12 at 11:36am

    Now put the condom on the burrito and were going to show it to all these illegals!

  • 60 44
    Submitted by wgiraldi on Feb 17, 12 at 10:18am

    Gotta love leaving things to chance.

  • 58 43
    Submitted by VileRoth on Feb 17, 12 at 10:49am

    By fall into place he means he is going to stick a burrito in your vagina.

  • 53 36
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Feb 18, 12 at 2:59am

    Don't put those in there. D:

  • 59 49
    Submitted by SnakeDoc on Feb 17, 12 at 1:35pm

    And by stick a burrito in your vagina he means his dick. The actual burrito is going in you ass. That is what the condoms are for.

  • 52 44
    Submitted by karma13 on Feb 17, 12 at 3:01pm

    Burritos cause mud-butt and should therefore be avoided if sex may ever be a possibility. Even with condoms.