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  • Make sure it's a magnum if it's from chipotle.

    Submitted by harley07babe on Feb 17, 12 at 11:32am
  • By fall into place he means he is going to stick a burrito in your vagina.

    Submitted by VileRoth on Feb 17, 12 at 10:49am
  • Better do some Kegels if it just "falls in".

    Submitted by porksword on Feb 17, 12 at 10:58am
  • Got a sausage for your meat taco.

    Submitted by yourfratdaddy on Feb 17, 12 at 5:56pm
  • Gotta love leaving things to chance.

    Submitted by wgiraldi on Feb 17, 12 at 10:18am
  • Burritos cause mud-butt and should therefore be avoided if sex may ever be a possibility. Even with condoms.

    Submitted by karma13 on Feb 17, 12 at 3:01pm
  • And by stick a burrito in your vagina he means his dick. The actual burrito is going in you ass. That is what the condoms are for.

    Submitted by SnakeDoc on Feb 17, 12 at 1:35pm
  • Now put the condom on the burrito and were going to show it to all these illegals!

    Submitted by BirdDog on Feb 17, 12 at 11:36am
  • Don't put those in there. D:

    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Feb 18, 12 at 2:59am