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  • HAHAHAH rippin ducks. love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:52am
  • dude, it's a scary situation. you're swatting hott and trapped with a fart, it's terrifying

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:56pm
  • if its a note to self, why did you text to someone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:43pm
  • May 26, 2009 3:53PM, yes, it's a Virginia area code, but who says it's Mary Baldwin?? That would be my college, btw, aka the Estrogen Mountain. XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:56pm
  • learned that one the hard way!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Hahahahahaha i said the same thing to my bestfriend after my first time in a tanning bed, that damn fan at the bottom lawlll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:40am
  • i have to agree, it does smell like olive garden

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:19am
  • 11:40 - ripping ducks?? what the fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:54pm
  • Hey May 26, 2009 11:40, lighten up and stop thinking you're better than everyone else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:28pm
  • If this is a dude then he needs to run head first into a wall. Clearly he's a Brodude douche canoe who needs to eliminate himself before he breeds. If this is a chick and she's rippin ducks in a tanning bed.. well.. I don't even want to affiliate with her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:40am
  • 540 is Fredericksburg area or Roanoke area, making it Mary Washington.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:35am
  • So been thereand agreed it's horrible

    Submitted by simpson891 on Jun 10, 10 at 3:58pm
  • This makes me wanna eat Taco Bell and go tanning just to see how bad it would be

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:35pm
  • maybe he/she shat her/him self.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:07am
  • ripping ducks...LMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:59pm
  • ah Mary Baldwin, keeping it classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:53pm
  • 540 could make it any college from Mason to Radford

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:10am
  • nothing. i've done it. it just smells bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:23am
  • this is my favorite, btw

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:32am
  • It's like giving a dutch oven to yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:31am
  • I'm going to go ahead and assume this is from Fredericksburg, as my friends here would text that very thing. Fredericksburg FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:30am
  • smells like olive garden?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:00pm
  • ha ha @ white people problems

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:51pm
  • i did and nothing happened...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Grgl oh my room it is on doglballs pew. I fly on a hot grll wll

    Submitted by wama on May 15, 10 at 9:05pm
  • ripping ducks! never heard that shit ever weird FUCK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:25pm
  • lmfao 11:40 Brodude douche canoe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:08pm
  • Fwoosh?

    Submitted by everforsaken on Sep 7, 10 at 10:50pm
  • if you have the fans on, blows right back in ur face

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:43am
  • 9:10 am: mason is 703

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:09am