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  • 65 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:00pm

    ok i actually did that last night, and i texted my friend about how it probably wasn't a good idea...not too bad, but it does suck having to sit on the throne at 7 AM on a saturday morning when all you really wanna do is crawl back in bed!

  • 67 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:49pm

    thats on a poster at jimmy johns. its a duh factor

  • 60 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:44am

    hahaha no i dont think they do why would you do that

  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:37pm

    Because he/she is a constipated insomniac?

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:48am

    bake them into brownies, its an old fashioned treat "Heath Ledger style".

  • 54 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:51pm

    actually, you're supposed to take laxatives right before bed... those are the directions. it's on the bottle. and you'd probably want to take your sleeping pills before bed too. god y'all are so judgmental.

  • 52 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:36am

    What kind of retard doesnt know that?

  • 50 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:10pm

    8:07 - I think we all already understood that was what happened. But if you're taking both of those pills, I think most people agree you don't take them both at the same time.

  • 51 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:09am

    way to be original you douche.

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:56pm

    so are you--you're judging US, ass-much. EVERYONE is judgemental, including you, so deal with it, own it and get over it.

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:35pm

    I'm really glad that everyone is so civil.

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:20am

    1:29: yeah I wouldn't take that chance either. But I think its reasonable to assume that people wouldn't realize how bad of an idea that really is.

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:32am

    i would mix them together and snort them

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:48pm

    heroin makes more sense to me than eating laxatives right before eating sleeping pills. Just saying...

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:13pm

    Depends...problem solved.

  • 46 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:29am

    12:30 - Yeah, they can take up to 12 hours to work, but sleeping pills usually knock you out for 8 hours, so I woudln't wanna take a chance that the laxatives might work quicker than 6 hours.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:07pm

    He/she legitimately shit on himself/herself while sleeping cos the sleep pills knocked them out. Before bed or not, it was a lose lose situation.

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:47pm

    This one is a fake anyways ... who would do that ? Its obviously a bad idea...kind of like heroin ...

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:30am

    It's actually not that bad of an idea. Laxatives are supposed to be taken preferably before bed because they usually take about 6 to 12 hours to work. I would know, I take them all the time. Do you really want to be taking a nice big shit while at work or in class or stuck in traffic? No, not really. Best time to take them is before bed. But apparently, the laxatives took effect about the same time the sleeping pills did. You live and you learn :)

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:23am

    you don't tell people that kinda stuff lol

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:38pm

    Why wouldn't you take the laxatives, get that all taken care of, and then sleep? Or sleep, then take laxatives? Seems to me that's more of a "Look how much of a moron I am" lesson.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:33am

    Stolen from a Mitch Hedberg CD (r.i.p)

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:12am

    Ohhhhhh.... That's bad. Throw your underwear, pjs, and sheets away and pretend this never happened. Plus, why would you willingly admit this to anyone??? Especially in text form which can be SHOWN to other people to confirm that you actually did shit yourself sleeping?

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:45pm

    maybe they were hoping the laxatives would kick in before the sleeping pills.

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:39am

    I guess, 3:20. Some people just aren't quite smart enough...

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:51am

    duh.............................................................................................................................

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:21pm

    FAKE...this is one of those stupid things that goes around in those dumb fuckin' email forwards titled something stupid like "Things you should never do." Way to make Minnesotan's look like a bunch of idiots...Douche.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:35pm

    Why would you do that in the first place?

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:01pm

    7:51 - Actually, it says to take them *preferrably* before bedtime, but you could take them whenever you wanted to.

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:47pm

    Way to go, Judy Garland!

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:56pm

    Whoa..when did Mitch die?

  • 38 71
    Submitted by randa_jean on Mar 24, 10 at 1:31am

    Learn from your mistakes: Activia! Then Xanax yourself to a coma. Thank you Jamie Lee Curtis.