life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
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ok i actually did that last night, and i texted my friend about how it probably wasn't a good idea...not too bad, but it does suck having to sit on the throne at 7 AM on a saturday morning when all you really wanna do is crawl back in bed!
heroin makes more sense to me than eating laxatives right before eating sleeping pills. Just saying...
thats on a poster at jimmy johns. its a duh factor
12:30 - Yeah, they can take up to 12 hours to work, but sleeping pills usually knock you out for 8 hours, so I woudln't wanna take a chance that the laxatives might work quicker than 6 hours.
Because he/she is a constipated insomniac?
so are you--you're judging US, ass-much. EVERYONE is judgemental, including you, so deal with it, own it and get over it.
hahaha no i dont think they do
why would you do that
i would mix them together and snort them
He/she legitimately shit on himself/herself while sleeping cos the sleep pills knocked them out. Before bed or not, it was a lose lose situation.
bake them into brownies, its an old fashioned treat "Heath Ledger style".
8:07 - I think we all already understood that was what happened. But if you're taking both of those pills, I think most people agree you don't take them both at the same time.
actually, you're supposed to take laxatives right before bed... those are the directions. it's on the bottle. and you'd probably want to take your sleeping pills before bed too. god y'all are so judgmental.
Stolen from a Mitch Hedberg CD (r.i.p)
way to be original you douche.
What kind of retard doesnt know that?
This one is a fake anyways ... who would do that ? Its obviously a bad idea...kind of like heroin ...
It's actually not that bad of an idea. Laxatives are supposed to be taken preferably before bed because they usually take about 6 to 12 hours to work. I would know, I take them all the time. Do you really want to be taking a nice big shit while at work or in class or stuck in traffic? No, not really. Best time to take them is before bed. But apparently, the laxatives took effect about the same time the sleeping pills did. You live and you learn :)
I guess, 3:20. Some people just aren't quite smart enough...
Ohhhhhh.... That's bad. Throw your underwear, pjs, and sheets away and pretend this never happened. Plus, why would you willingly admit this to anyone??? Especially in text form which can be SHOWN to other people to confirm that you actually did shit yourself sleeping?
maybe they were hoping the laxatives would kick in before the sleeping pills.
I'm really glad that everyone is so civil.
Why wouldn't you take the laxatives, get that all taken care of, and then sleep? Or sleep, then take laxatives? Seems to me that's more of a "Look how much of a moron I am" lesson.
1:29: yeah I wouldn't take that chance either. But I think its reasonable to assume that people wouldn't realize how bad of an idea that really is.
7:51 - Actually, it says to take them *preferrably* before bedtime, but you could take them whenever you wanted to.
Why would you do that in the first place?
Learn from your mistakes: Activia! Then Xanax yourself to a coma. Thank you Jamie Lee Curtis.
Way to go, Judy Garland!
FAKE...this is one of those stupid things that goes around in those dumb fuckin' email forwards titled something stupid like "Things you should never do." Way to make Minnesotan's look like a bunch of idiots...Douche.
Whoa..when did Mitch die?
you don't tell people that kinda stuff lol