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  • 64 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:37pm

    I told my gf I wouldn't see that movie with her unless she let me fuck her in the ass. She agreed to my terms

  • 59 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:16pm

    Thts ridiculous twilight has taken over tfln too

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:15pm

    Or she must really like taylor lautner ^

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:20pm

    I'll bet everyone was pissed. Good job!

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:26pm

    It's okay 2:21, I used to have "girlfriends" too. You'll find one someday soon buddy. Until then, it's okay to make them up. That way nobody thinks you're a closet dick-taker.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:32pm

    I can't believe this person doesn't remember doing this..wait...everybody gets amnesia on this site

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:34pm

    Anyone who defends a Twilight movie is super weak. Period. That goes for bitches too. And Edward IS ugly, it looks like someone smashed his face with a frying pan...

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:46pm

    Twilight is the gayest movie in history

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:44pm

    This is the only acceptable way to engage Twilight.

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:15pm

    I guess I'm a whore because I like Twilight. People like different things. It's just a matter of choice. Why do you have to hate on what people like? It's just like if you like a certain politician, artist, etc. Just let people be.

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:32pm

    See you guys are all idiots. If you watch Twilight it can offer you great insight to the minds of millions of women. Use it to your advantage.

  • 44 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:41am

    Twilight is stupid. I am a girl, and I hate it. It's written on the level of a 6th grader. So if you want to waste your time reading childish books go right ahead. I will spend my time wisely.

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:21pm

    I'm so glad my girlfriend hates this shit. Refused to see the movie, and read 3 chapters of the book when she told her twilight loving friends "This is really stupid, and probably the worst shit that I ever read." ..... She also says that Edward is an ugly douche... Thank god....

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:07pm

    Who cares if you're first ? Fyl !

  • 41 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:50am

    I like it cause it pisses everyone off. Hence why I also talk smack about Harry Potter. The world we fuckin live in...

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:08pm

    i like it because i always caught shit for having fangs now i get all the teen pussy i can eat.

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:51pm

    If you're not having sex it's not a relationship, it's a friendship. The least Edward could do is finger bang her. I would leave any guy who didn't put out at least once a day.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:32am

    Judging from Edwards personality blood isn't the only thing he sucks! And twilight sucks because it has a bad plot is over rated and all it's fans are ugly or RETARDED

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:20pm

    Pretty much it doesn't have to be the twilight movie secondly my exes friend evan would totally do that during ANY wolf like movie..his nickname has been wolfie since a few years back when he passed out drunk with a wolf stuffed animal

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:19am

    holy shit, my bf did the same thing! fml

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:57am

    Good god Taylor lautner give it to me any how any day!! .....can't even control myself!

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:57pm

    @8:42 u might be my soulmate. I love u

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:32am

    Woah woah woah. I love the twilight series. And the Jonas brothers and they're not promoting sex and Edwards relationship with bella? Not abusive. Maybe if u weren't so headstrong and actually read something u might actually like if think differently. Get over it. Everyone has oppinions.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:35am

    12:40am epic win, thank you girl.

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:41pm

    @4:52 avid twilight reader, also masturbates with harry potter action figures.

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:53pm

    People keep bashing on twilight. Look don't bitch on here how much it sucks. I hated the movie and Robert pattinson(or however u spell it) is ugly. That's what happens when author give them free reign on wht goes into the movie. Get over it. Why don't u bitch about harry potter? They don't always do the book justice either!!

  • 32 36
    Submitted by glammy on Jan 24, 11 at 3:01am

    sooo...Taylor Lautner sent this text?

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:42pm

    Twilight sucks. The books are terrible, the actors in the movie are unattractive, the relationship betwen edward and Bella is abusive, and the whole franchise is just a cleverly pc way to sell sex to young girls (much like the Jonas douches and their "purity rings"). Fuck the lot of them. -a teen girl who HATES twilight

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:30am

    Hate the books and the acting but the guys in that movie are fuck-tastic.

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:17pm

    ok 704 that was not funny and twilight sucks bigger dick then pamela anderson end of story

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:58am

    Wow. Good to see the world is so tolerant these days.

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:48pm

    1:07 has obviously never been first

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:05pm

    1:37 classic. ur girl must really like u

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:53pm

    wow so this is the new bullshit people are whining about. Run, Obama! Run!!!

  • 29 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:01pm

    lmao thats so funny.